So that’s what they mean by ‘isolated showers’

Look­ing south from Wai­t­an­gi Park as yes­ter­day evening’s souther­ly change was com­ing in.
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Any poor sod who was stuck under this could feel jus­ti­fied in feel­ing picked on by the ele­ments, but most of the Welling­ton­ista Great Blend team was already safe­ly ensconced in Port Café scoff­ing fish ‘n’ chips with BYO wine. A Great Blend round-up will no doubt fol­low from one of my dili­gent col­leagues.

Vote for the blockhead of your choice

Dis­claimer: that’s a Peanuts ref­er­ence, rather than a com­ment on the qual­i­ty of can­di­dates. Ahem.

Nom­i­na­tions for local body elec­tions closed last week, and the can­di­dates are all list­ed on the WCC web­site (res­i­dents of oth­er Welling­ton Ter­ri­to­r­i­al Author­i­ties should find them on their respec­tive coun­cil sites). While it can be argued that the choice of May­or is less impor­tant than the com­po­si­tion of the coun­cil as a whole, it’s cer­tain­ly the role that gen­er­ates the most heat. So, here’s a full list of the may­oral can­di­dates, fol­lowed by a call to action:

  • Ray Ahipene-Mer­cer
  • Paul Bai­ley
  • Carl Gif­ford
  • Rob Goulden
  • Nick Kel­ly
  • John McGrath
  • Bryan Pep­perell
  • Ker­ry Pren­der­gast
  • Helene Ritchie
  • Jack Ruben
  • Nick Wang

Oth­er than sit­ting coun­cil­lors and John McGrath, I don’t know much about the can­di­dates. I’m sure you’ll find plen­ty of com­ments about Ker­ry P on the Welling­ton­ista, and I’ve men­tioned McGrath in pass­ing on WellUr­ban, with the odd ref­er­ence to Jack Ruben as well. But here’s your chance to com­ment sage­ly, spec­u­late wild­ly or just gen­er­al­ly vent spleen. Here’s a starter for ten: if you don’t like the incum­bent may­or, who can and should get the num­bers to unseat her?

Free Speech and Freebies

Plen­ty of peo­ple use the com­ments facil­i­ty on blogs like this one (and that one) as a dis­cus­sion forum, but unless you’re actu­al­ly one of the blog writ­ers you can’t start your own threads. But the Tex­ture pub­lic forum allows any­one to start their own thread (as long as they’re signed up). Tex­ture con­cen­trates on nightlife, music, art & din­ing, but com­ments on any­thing about Welling­ton that you like (such as Thai food) or loathe (such as tag­ging) are most wel­come.

They’re also start­ing to give away lots of free stuff, from tick­ets to Lit­tle Bush­man or the Alter­na­tive Rug­by Com­men­tary to Florid­i­tas vouch­ers. It’s all a shame­less ploy to get peo­ple involved in the forums, of course, but then again … free stuff!

Lolmembers

This might quite pos­si­bly be ille­gal, but then again, they asked for it.

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More “satire, ridicule and den­i­gra­tion” after the jump…

Lollingtonista

If you’re a stranger to the whole Lol­cats phe­nom­e­non, then … lucky you. Please take a while to think about whether you want to ini­ti­ate your­self into a world that’s as point­less, yet as addic­tive, as P. Then read up on Lol­cats, Lol­rus, LOL Pres­i­dents and the self-ref­er­en­tial geek over­load that is Lol­code. Now you are ready for Lolling­ton.

Bucketz

More after the jump.

Wellington music month 1: guaranteed Emo-free

We thought that we’d cel­e­brate NZ Music month by high­light­ing some of our favourite Welling­ton music. Here’s my top 5, veer­ing between the obscure and the down­right main­stream.

Aspen, Are you that retail snob?. This was the album that got me back into mak­ing music. It’s some­where between ambi­ent, glitch and ear­ly 90s IDM, but all you need to know is that it’s drip­ping with gor­geous tex­tures and melodies.

Rhi­an Shee­han, Tiny Blue Bios­phere. I know, I know: it’s over-pro­duced cof­fee table music for yup­pies, but hell, maybe that’s what I am (even though I don’t own a cof­fee table). And any album that sam­ples Carl Sagan not once but twice has to get bonus geek points.

Dis­as­tera­dio, Syn­thtease. Damn, this guy’s ran­sacked my child­hood! Yazoo with a VIC 20, Kraftwerk play­ing Aster­oids, 8‑bit beats and viral melodies.

Rhom­bus, Future Ref­er­ence. Yep, it’s a Welly list, so there had to be some dub some­where. But Rhom­bus’ influ­ences range far wider than most, and touch­es of funk, hip-hop, elec­tron­i­ca and jazz give their sound an infec­tious enthu­si­asm. “Scorch­ing Bay” has to be an instant Welling­ton clas­sic.

Twin­set and friends, Christ­mas Pud­din’. The only Christ­mas album that does­n’t make me want to stick Rudolph’s antlers where the sun don’t shine. They know that you can’t take car­ols too seri­ous­ly, but while Benj Berry­man injects some swingin’ cheese into ‘God Rest Ye Mer­ry Gen­tle­men’, there are some sur­pris­ing­ly straight jazz treat­ments and del­i­cate moments. As you can prob­a­bly tell, I’m still hang­ing out for the lounge revival revival.

A sharp intake of breath

A new pho­tog­ra­phy group, “gasp!”, has an exhi­bi­tion enti­tled “a sharp intake of breath” at Finc Café from now until 10 June.

[Pho­to © Geral­dine Downey, 2007]

The group (Geral­dine Downey, Andrew Eccle­stone, Stel­la Ram­age, Paul Hol­ley and Jor­dyn O’Ke­effe) gave them­selves the wide brief for the exhi­bi­tion of cre­at­ing images inspired by the word ‘enig­ma’. The brief exhi­bi­tion cat­a­logue explains that they were “Aim­ing to make space for a slow­er, deep­er vision amongst the tor­rent of visu­al infor­ma­tion that swamps us every­day. We want­ed to pro­duce images which asked more ques­tions than they answered, to arouse a flick­er of intrigue, a shiv­er of unease, or cre­ate a pause for thought.”

Beautiful Mash

We all know that in Welling­ton, every­one and their dogs are already busy mak­ing films of some descrip­tion already, but for any aspir­ing film-mak­ers not cur­rent­ly up to their eye­balls in dig­i­tal video, here’s your chance. LOOP Record­ings want you to make a video for Adi Dick­’s song “Beau­ti­ful View”.

Adi Dick video promotion

They’re pro­vid­ing you with near­ly a Giga­byte of green-screen footage of the singer, then hand­ing it over to you to mash it up with your own footage or ani­ma­tion to cre­ate your inter­pre­ta­tion of the song. You have until the 20th of May.

On the ball

Get your mask ready: it’s time to par­ty qua­si-anony­mous­ly with friends and strangers at a Venet­ian Mas­quer­ade Ball. Cham­pagne! Chan­de­liers! Canapes! Cleav­age! (if the poster is any­thing to go by)

Ballo di Sciocco poster

State­ly Drans­field House in upper Willis Street will play the gra­cious host for “Bal­lo di Scioc­co” on the 31st of March. The venue and the imagery may me old-fash­ioned, but the ball itself must be Gen­er­a­tion Next, since it has a myspace page. Look­ing at the organ­is­ers’ page and list of friends, I get the feel­ing this will be no ordi­nary ball.

Tick­ets $120 from Mad­mat on 027 290 3591.

Online to On the Wall

We all know that Welling­ton is a great place to take pho­tos: its nat­ur­al beau­ty, pub­lic art, live­ly street life and eclec­tic archi­tec­ture all con­tribute to a visu­al­ly stim­u­lat­ing city. The busy Flickr-ers of the Welling­ton Flickr group know this, and they’ve decid­ed to take their best pho­tos into the real world.

Online to On the Wall poster

Online to On the Wall” opens at the Para­mount The­atre tomor­row night at 6pm, and runs until the 28th of March.