Webstock Mini

Web­stock Mini was last night, and for those that weren’t there: sor­ry. You missed out on a treat.

There was a room full of smart, cool, clever and pas­sion­ate peo­ple; a cou­ple of very inter­est­ing head­line speak­ers: Rod Drury on User Cen­tred Design as applied to both After­mail and Xero.com; and Peter Gut­mann on the ludi­crous but for real Copy­right Amend­ment Bill [PDF, 1.4Mb] (get sub­mit­ting — there’s a cou­ple days left); and lat­er, ten oth­ers for two min­utes each on “How the Inter­net changed my life”, inter­pret­ed rather loose­ly but very enter­tain­ing­ly.

We were there too: or more cor­rect­ly 40% of the Welling­ton­ista col­lec­tive (because you can’t be called a Welling­ton­ista and not belong to a col­lec­tive, right? It goes with the faux left-wing chic of our name, you know). And we had lots to think about. Espe­cial­ly the one of us that was speak­ing.

Oth­ers have already writ­ten about last night in a much more struc­tured way. Rather than rein­vent the wheel, we’ll link to them instead.

Phewf, that was easy. And a good use of the inter­net, too.

And then we’ll resort to namecheck­ing William Bur­roughs as a pathet­ic excuse for dump­ing the pooled thoughts of this 40% ran­dom­ly as fol­lows:

Royal Bank of Sheep

Imag­ine that you are a large Scot­tish Bank. You want to film a new advert. For no doubt good rea­sons you already have a short list of ingre­di­ents:

  • The agree­able voice of Ken Stott; and
  • A flock of sheep.

But no loca­tion. Yet. Hmm­mm. Sheep. Where should you send your advert-wal­lahs?

New Zealand of course! But you also need an urban set­ting, and lots of pro­duc­tion tal­ent. Oh, and if there’s the occa­sion­al Stage­coach liv­er­ied bus then all for the cheap­er (less sfx, you realise.)

at the stationAnd so your sheep and your advert-wal­lahs turn up in… Welling­ton!

They have a fine old time, too. In the air­port, at the train sta­tion, and on a (dig­i­tal­ly manip­u­lat­ed) motor­way offramp, the sus­pi­cious­ly tidy sheep act the part of inert bank cus­tomers fol­low­ing each oth­er around the place. But one brave ewe mod­els the desired behav­iour for all the oth­er sheep to, er, fol­low: to break­away and join the Roy­al Bank of Sheep!

Here at the Welling­ton­ista we won’t point out the irony inher­ent in using sheep to pro­mote slight­ly more indi­vid­u­al­is­tic behav­iour. Nope. Instead, we’d sug­gest a nice game of spot the fleet­ing Welling­ton loca­tions, while hav­ing your day’s con­cerns soothed away in the Scotch Whisky balm that is Ken Stot­t’s voice.

Hat tip, and where to go to see this spot: the Best Ads On TV Blog.

Wellington’s Christmas tree

northern rata: Wilton's bushWe all know and love Welling­ton’s Pohutukawa trees. Espe­cial­ly at this time of year when they come into their own, their fiery blos­som earn­ing them the title of “New Zealand’s Christ­mas Tree”.

What’s less well known is that they can’t real­ly be con­sid­ered the “Christ­mas Tree” of any area of New Zealand out­side the top half of the North Island, their native range.

Instead, we should con­sid­er the Rata, North­ern and South­ern, for this role. Between them, they grow over all of the North Island and most low­land areas of the South Island.

Once whole forests of Rata blos­somed in Welling­ton at Christ­mas. But no longer: the set­tlers’ fires, and lat­ter­ly, the Pos­sum, have caused an almost total decline in their pop­u­la­tion. Still, here and there rem­nants are to be found with­in the bounds of Welling­ton itself.

A par­tic­u­lar­ly fine spec­i­men is at this moment flow­er­ing in the Otari-Wilton’s Bush. Usu­al­ly it can’t be dis­tin­guished from any oth­er tree at a dis­tance, but right now its splen­dour dec­o­rates the bushy hill­side, con­trast­ing strong­ly with the qui­et greens of the sur­round­ing trees.

Plant­i­ng any more Pohutukawa here is not a good idea, as the Welling­ton Botan­i­cal Soci­ety will tell you. (One must pre­sume there were good rea­sons why the Coun­cil chose Pohutukawa over Rata for their Green­ing the Quays project.)

Wellingtonista Awards 2006: the results


some of the prizes were AWESOME!
Drum­roll, please!

(Almost) Live, from Mighty Mighty, we relay to you the results of the First Annu­al Welling­ton­ista Awards for Out­stand­ing Achieve­ment in the Field of Excel­lence!

Com­pered (and com­men­tary) by Welling­ton­ista’s own Jo Hubris!

1. When I am not hav­ing a mar­ti­ni, I like to drink a:
There were clear­ly only two real con­tenders for this award, although var­i­ous stay-at-home type peo­ple thought that their write-in results were more wor­thy. Per­haps it was­n’t clear enough that the cat­e­go­ry was basi­cal­ly “best cock­tail” as peo­ple nom­i­nat­ed venues with­out a spe­cif­ic drink. In the end, it came down to a one point dif­fer­ence. The run­ner-up was a Falling Water at the Mat­ter­horn,
And the win­ner is: a caipir­in­ha at Havana.

2. I spent all my rent mon­ey on din­ner here, but at least when the bailiffs beat me to death I will die bliss­ful­ly:
If the Welling­ton­ista ever goes in pur­suit of the almighty adver­tis­ing dol­lar, we prob­a­bly don’t want to let on what some of our read­ers rat­ed as an expen­sive eat­ing expe­ri­ence. In the end, the result was­n’t too sur­pris­ing. The run­ner-up was Fran­cois,
And the win­ner is Logan Brown.

3. I found $20 in my flat­mate’s room, so it’ll be din­ner at:
Peo­ple who nom­i­nat­ed their favourite Malaysian restau­rants got count­ed as a vote for Malaysian any­where, because there are so damn many Malaysian places in town. Not that we’re com­plain­ing about that. The run­ner-up, Sweet Moth­er’s Kitchen had a good show­ing, but in the end was obvi­ous­ly defeat­ed by those damn Asian crim­i­nals that Deb­o­rah Cod­ding­ton believes are invad­ing New Zealand.
And the win­ner is Malaysian any­where.

Can’t stop the serenity, Welly installment

SerenityThe Welling­ton­ista, it may be revealed, har­bours at least two fans of Joss Whe­don, cre­ative moti­va­tion behind such tele­vi­su­al works of stag­ger­ing genius as Buffy the Vam­pire Slay­er and, er, Roseanne.

So we are pleased to relay Michael’s announce­ment of a Welling­ton char­i­ty show­ing of Whe­do­n’s film Seren­i­ty on Fri­day the 23rd at 7pm at Read­ing.

Many, this writer includ­ed, missed this fine film owing to its absurd­ly trun­cat­ed run in local the­atres last year. Now is your chance to see it in its nat­ur­al envi­ron­ment while at the same time sup­port­ing Whe­do­n’s favourite char­i­ty.

For more infor­ma­tion, includ­ing how to obtain tick­ets (which are not avail­able from the Read­ing box office) click here.

The odyssey of Mr Reasonable

Local blog­ger Mr Rea­son­able plans to com­bine his whiz­zo geek toys and dan­ger­ous­ly obses­sive love of cof­fee into an caf­feine fuelled odyssey of live blog­ging from cafés in the besuit­ed end of town: I am going to vis­it a dif­fer­ent Welling­ton Cafe every day next week, order a decent Lat­té, take a pho­to of said […]

the last festival event?

Could this be the last event of this year’s fes­ti­val? After weeks of weath­­er-relat­ed delays, at last the announce­ment arrived in the Welling­ton­ista inbox: The Buck­et Foun­tain TRANSPLASTICISM is in exis­tance in Cuba Mall for the next two and a half days. […] You are invit­ed to attend and view the work. […] The instal­la­tion […]

Something 4 the weekend

If you’ve become all fes­ti­valled out recent­ly, or, like this Welling­ton­ista seem to find the whole thing slid­ing by you with­out seem­ing to make any impact despite best inten­tions oth­er­wise, then take heart: life does con­tin­ue else­where. For exam­ple, this week­end, the sub­ur­ban envi­ron­men­tal­ist can get their car’s emis­sions checked at: […] the West­pac Sta­di­um […]

lunchtime confrontation

We will admit it was the men­tion of a freely down­load­able pod­cast com­men­tary in this week’s Lis­ten­er that drew us in. Some of us Welling­ton­istas are more geeky than oth­ers. But giv­en what seems to be the theme of the City Gallery’s lat­est exhi­bi­tion, Aus­tralian artist Patri­cia Pic­cani­ni’s In Anoth­er Life (19 Feb­ru­ary to 11 […]

Walking, 7:05am

Welling­ton is often a good city for walk­ing: some would even say it’s bet­ter for walk­ing than cycling.