It’s Spring!

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That’s what the cal­en­dar is telling us. As is the wind howl­ing through the trees, and short­ly, a string of cold south-west­er­ly thun­der­storms and gales. Stay classy, Welly Weath­er God!

Leav­ing that aside, the our eter­nal opti­mism finds expres­sion in the cel­e­bra­tion of grow­ing things that is the Spring Fes­ti­val, to start at the week­end (through to 3 Octo­ber).

The first event is the annu­al Otari-Wilton’s Bush Open Day & Plant Sale, which any aspir­ing sub­ur­ban­ite should be advised to attend ear­ly if they want to pick up the real­ly good stuff. Ear­ly bird catch­es the hard-to-find horoe­ka vari­ant and all that. But even if you’re not a gar­den­er, the ‘Bush is a very nice place for a stroll, espe­cial­ly on Open Days when after­wards you can reward your­self at the sausage siz­zle (and the last cou­ple of years there’s been a cof­fee cart there too).

Joel Salom’s Gadgets

Erik the dogBizarre uses for ping-pong balls, mega­lo­ma­ni­ac robot dogs, fire jug­gling, and a healthy dose of audi­ence par­tic­i­pa­tion are just some of the ingre­di­ents in Joel Salom’s Gad­gets, which opened tonight at Down­stage as part of the Com­e­dy Fes­ti­val.

It’s a mix­ture of accom­plished phys­i­cal com­e­dy from Aus­trali­a’s Joel Salom, backed by Marko and Jim, a cou­ple of very tal­ent­ed musi­cian-per­form­ers who, from time to time, become part of the action.

Read on…

And you thought we were joking about the Octopus threat?

Shelmac's photo of some notable Octopus grafitti

Ear­li­er this month we read about an octo­pus off the South Coast that mugged an inno­cent div­er and took his valu­able new cam­era. The news flashed around the world and every­one had a bit of a chuck­le at the diver’s expense.

Not so fast, laugh­ing boys (and girls).

It turns out that this is but the lat­est episode in a long his­to­ry of crim­i­nal behav­iour by the city’s cephalo­pod cit­i­zen­ry.

We need only look at anoth­er, ear­li­er encounter between a Welling­ton­ian and a rogue octo­pus to prove the point. An encounter that, just like our ear­li­er sto­ry made world head­lines… but back in 1888.

Read on, after the jump.

Predictive Bussing

We’ve long dreamed of being able to time our morn­ing corn­flakes to the actu­al arrival time of our bus, rather than hav­ing to wait 20 min­utes out­side a jammed bus shel­ter dur­ing a howl­ing souther­ly storm.

The dream goes a lit­tle like this. You’re hav­ing your cof­fee and your phone soft­ly blips. You look down. A mes­sage says your bus is 3 min­utes behind sched­ule and will be at your stop in exact­ly 8 min­utes. You have time to fin­ish your cof­fee before you grab your coat and go. And you arrive at the bus stop at exact­ly the right time.

Luck­i­ly for us this is, in time, becom­ing a real­i­ty.

Read on to to find out why…

revolution (for dummies)

One of the nicest things about the Fes­ti­val of the Arts is that there are almost always sev­er­al events that leave the realm of over­priced tow­ers of high-cul­ture and invade the every­day places. For exam­ple this year, we’ve loved the cir­cus events and the dancer with dig­ger in Wai­t­an­gi Park.

DramaRight now, the fes­ti­val is get­ting a lit­tle more into the faces of the gold­en mile shop­pers and office lunchtime refugees with a series of shop win­dow instal­la­tions along Lambton Quay and near­by streets.

This is the Revolt of the Man­nequins, from French the­atre com­pa­ny Roy­al De Luxe. Every night, a new “episode” in each instal­la­tion is revealed; sto­ries are told against a wider nar­ra­tive of a rev­o­lu­tion of man­nequins against their oppres­sors. 

And while you’re busy check­ing out all ten offi­cial loca­tions (map here), put this track on high rotate, and let us know what and where you see the man­nequins next. For not all of the man­nequins are inside the shops (as the passers by who caught sight of the sniper yes­ter­day found out). 

And who knows — it could be that those that are not for the rev­o­lu­tion, are against it. 

the 12 Pubs of Christmas

Peo­ple say, some­times with even a hint of con­cern in their voic­es, that we at the Welling­ton­ista are over­ly con­cerned with drink­ing.

And it’s true. We are very con­cerned. In fact we’re writ­ing now to warn you about an upcom­ing event that may well involve some drink­ing. What’s worse, it’s the the sort of thing attend­ed by the Boys Your Moth­er Warned You About and the Girls Your Father Snuck Looks At When He Thought Your Moth­er Would­n’t See.

An Adagio Christmas

PhotobucketThere’s a moment very ear­ly on in An Ada­gio Christ­mas when the whole the­atre gasped in uni­son, and both our daugh­ters stood up in shock. The moment passed, the shock fad­ed, but they nev­er quite set­tled back past the edges of their seats. Like the rest of us, from then on they were hooked.

An Ada­gio Christ­mas is a retuned-for-Christ­mas ver­sion of the ear­li­er Down­stage pro­duc­tion of the same name; a series of loose­ly linked vignettes whose per­for­mances encom­pass var­i­ous cir­cus skills as well as music, singing, danc­ing, and com­e­dy.

Vote for the T4WAs!

In the last month or so we’ve col­lect­ed nom­i­na­tions for the var­i­ous cat­e­gories in the Fourth Annu­al Welling­ton­ista Awards; we’ve writ­ten them all up for you to read; we’ve hand­ed out cer­tifi­cates to (most of) the nom­i­nees (if you’ve been nom­i­nat­ed and haven’t got yours yet, hold tight, I’ve been some­what occu­pied else­where — Jo); and we’ve gen­er­al­ly been liv­ing in antic­i­pa­tion of This Very Moment.

 

For now… [drum roll please] …it is your turn.

 

You need to vote, in each of the cat­e­gories, for whom you think should win one of the cov­et­ed T4WAs.

 

And you need to do that, right here, right now. But only one com­plet­ed sur­vey per per­son, please!

 

VOTE HERE (Vot­ing has closed).

 

Vot­ing is open from now through to mid­day on Decem­ber 15th. And once you’ve vot­ed, you should clear a space in your cal­en­dar for the Awards Cer­e­mo­ny, which will be at Mighty Mighty on Decem­ber 17th (Add the event on Face­book if you roll that way). The awards pre­sen­ta­tion should be hap­pen­ing around 7.30pm, and then at 9.30pm we are very excit­ed to have the Klezmer Rebs play­ing tunes for us all to shake our tuchas­s­es to!  

Last­ly, in case you need to check back on the details of some of the cat­e­go­ry nom­i­nees, here’s each post­ing:

 

T4WA nominees: Wellingtonian of the Year

Vot­ing in the Fourth Annu­al Welling­ton­ista Awards is open from Decem­ber 1–15. Then come find out the results at our Awards Night at Mighty Mighty on Decem­ber 17!

To vote, vis­it this page.

Our nom­i­na­tions for Welling­ton­ian of the Year are all peo­ple who make our city a brighter, bet­ter place to live. Their con­tri­bu­tions are as var­ied as Welling­ton itself, and we’re so proud of them all.

Play Four Square in Wellington!

Foursquare has arrived in Welling­ton — and we’re one of the first Aus­tralasian cities to be includ­ed!

 

But, you say, “I thought Four Square was a chain of over-sized dairies with a charm­ing­ly retro Dick Frizzell logo!” To which we’d say, “Ho ho, you cheeky post-iron­ic urban­ites, we mean Foursquare, the loca­tion-based social net­work­ing game that’s tak­ing the world by storm!”

 

You may remem­ber back in Sep­tem­ber we wrote about Twit­ter­places, which rather sad­ly shut up shop almost imme­di­ate­ly there­after. Well, Foursquare was the inspi­ra­tion for Twit­ter­places: when you go to a new place; a bar, restau­rant, park, any­thing, you “check-in”; and then you can see who of your friends are there.

 

Four Square Wellington LeaderboardAnd that’s just the begin­ning. There’s an overview of it all here, but here’s the basics.

 

You can leave tips for things to do at each place, or add oth­er peo­ple’s tips to your list; you earn points for check-ins out­side work hours, and you can earn badges for var­i­ous “achieve­ments”, like the Ben­der badge (when you are out for four nights in a row), or the Gym Rat badge (when you are a reg­u­lar at places tagged as a “Gym”).

 

And: you can become May­or of a spot by being the per­son check­ing-in most often in the last 60 days (though per­haps one should exer­cise dis­cre­tion as to where one checks-in if one does­n’t want to become May­or of a super­mar­ket or shop­ping cen­tre, like <coff> some of our readers—whom we are too polite to name).

 

One of the nice things that’s hap­pened in oth­er cities is that May­ors are often reward­ed by the pro­pri­etors of their places — and that’s what’s hap­pened here already at Mojo Old Bank, where Matt will stand a free cof­fee to the new­ly crowned May­or. We can think of a few oth­er places that we’d like to see extend­ing this sort of cour­tesy! (Espe­cial­ly the ones we go to often.)

 

Foursquare depends on hav­ing some sort of inter­net capa­ble mobile device: there’s a mobile web ver­sion, as well as the inevitable iPhone and Android apps — and by design these are the only ways you can do check-ins.

 

So sign up, get out there, and see if you can unseat Pablo G. from the top of the Welling­ton Leader­board!