Short bits

1. If, like Tom, you’re plan­ning on mak­ing the month of August all about whisky, there are worse things you could do than sign up for Wine­seeker­’s Whisky Tast­ing on August 21. Sure, it’s $45, but it sounds like very good value for money.

2. While we don’t con­sider the Wel­ling­tonista to be an exclus­ively het­ro­sexu­al site as such (you don’t have to have a par­tic­u­lar kind of sexu­al­ity to love bars and hate the bypass, and who you’re doing does­n’t mat­ter nearly as much as where you’re doing them), and I haven’t done a straw poll of how each con­trib­ut­or iden­ti­fies, we don’t have very much (or in fact any that I can think of) cov­er­age of spe­cific­ally queer cul­ture. And it’s Proud 07 right now, so in the interests of wider cov­er­age, we’d like com­menters to fill us in on the vari­ous scenes a little more. Who goes where? What’s hot and what’s not? Are there still monthly les­bi­an nights at Blondin­i’s? Is the ‘Lebanese’ res­taur­ant beneath Spice­ham­mer really just a spelling mis­take? Enquir­ing minds want to know!

WQL Results: Round Three

So, a lot of stu­pid decisions were made last night. Over a pre-quiz din­ner at Tulsi, the Wel­ling­tonista thought that as well as drink­ing the wine they’d won at the Bris­tol last week, it was a good idea to drink two cans each of King­fish­er Strong, and then build a tower out of the cans. We’re pay­ing the price for that today. Then, decid­ing to do the quiz at JJ Murphy’s was also a stu­pid idea, because it took forever. And most stu­pidly at all, we for­got that when you do any­thing with hubris, there’s that whole pride goes before a fall thing, and so Xero beat us. By one point! Oh god, the human­ity. Sil­ver­stripe, the Alo­has and the M team all get 69 points since they wer­en’t there (why oh why do you hate us so, Sil­ver­stripe?). So the scores look like this:

Alo­has: 209
Click Suite: 213.5
M Team: 201
Sil­ver­stripe: 205
Wel­ling­tonista: 264
Xero: 227

Three nights of drinking on a school night

It’s a busy week in Wel­ling­ton, so we hope you’ve got your hangover cures sor­ted.

  • Monday is Hustle for Aut­ism at the SFBH – you can read more details about it over at Pub­lic Address. We think you should go along, some of us will be there if you needed any fur­ther prompt­ing.
  • Tues­day is the Wel­ling­tonista Quiz League. This time we’ll be play­ing at JJ Murphy’s in Cuba Mall, which appar­ently starts at 7.30, so make sure you get there early to secure a table, and see if you can beat us (you prob­ably can­’t).
  • Wed­nes­day is Gad­gets, Games & Geeks 07 at the Michael Fowl­er Centre. To quote their blurb:

    Join us for one whop­ping great big geeky net­work­ing fest. Hear and net­work with some awe­some speak­ers and exhib­it­ors who are pas­sion­ate about their gad­gets, games and geek status.

    And it is heav­ily implied that there will be free drinks – which are two of the Wel­ling­tonista’s favour­ite words. See you there then?

What’s for lunch?

Remem­ber when we asked you for hot tips about where to eat on Lamb­ton Quay? Well, the Wel­ling­tonista Towers has opened up yet anoth­er branch office, this time tem­por­ar­ily on Mer­cer Street, so we want to know where to max out our expense accounts. We’d also like to know where the best cof­fee is, keep­ing in mind that our defin­i­tion of best cof­fee gen­er­ally includes the abil­ity to pur­chase some­thing yummy like a muffin or a scone to have with it. And, because we always Push Play and have man­aged to find a branch of our gym up this end of town, hur­rah, we’d also like sug­ges­tions for takeaway lunches, because we’re really really going to miss Kapai.

Wellingtonista Quiz League results: Round two

WQL logoLast night the WQL hit the Bris­tol, where the quiz had the advant­age of ever-so high tech com­puter graph­ics on screen, and the oppor­tun­ity to win an ice machine and waffle-maker in the jack­pot draw, but the dis­ad­vant­age of a quiz mas­ter who refused to pro­nounce ‘Quiz­ing­tonista’ prop­erly. Because we could­n’t book, the bar was stu­pidly full, but luck­ily Click­Suite are bolshy enough to ask people to leave to give them tables. The Alo­has were wear­ing their leis again, but did­n’t get extra points for them this time. The M team almost lost points for try­ing to steal one of our play­ers (we swear that most of them were purely orna­ment­al!) but escaped because it was lovely to meet the Amer­ic­ans for the first time. But you know, if I was­n’t so damn hub­rist­ic and full of myself, I’d be start­ing to worry that I smell bad or some­thing because neither Sil­ver­stripe nor Xero showed up for quiz last night. So we’ll award them 72 points each, and I will com­fort myself with the bar tabs that we keep win­ning.

Points so far:

  • Alo­has: 140
  • Click Suite: 144.5
  • M: 132
  • Sil­ver­stripe: 136
  • Quiz­ing­tonista: 179
  • Xero: 141

So it’s look­ing like a pretty close game right now, and any­one could take out second and third places…

Turning Chinese

Longxi­ang Res­taur­ant, on Dix­on St oppos­ite the cow­boy (or where the Cow­boy was), came highly recom­men­ded to me. The lovely Miss Fur eats her lunch there on a fre­quent basis (hey stalk­ers, she’s single!), and my fath­er has told me a couple of times about how he took a couple of vis­it­ing Chinese dig­nit­ar­ies for din­ner there and they returned three times dur­ing their vis­it, (hav­ing decided anoth­er Chinese res­taur­ant they went to was rub­bish).

And if real Chinese people from China like it, it must be good, authen­t­ic, and tasty, right? I decided to test it out for myself, hav­ing pre­vi­ously only tried takeaways that suffered from long delays before we got to eat them, which is hardly a sport­ing chance.

So after the Beck­on VIP night, I grabbed my con­stant res­taur­ant buddy/sister Kar­en, as well as the Wellingtonista’s Hadyn and the delight­ful Amy and set out to give it a go.

Review after the jump.

Wellingtonista Quiz League results: Round one

WQL logoSo, tonight was the inaug­ur­al round of the WQL, and I reck­on it went quite well, really. Quiztron and the M‑Team were no-shows (I under­stand why the M‑Team wer­en’t there, but I really missed Quiztron), so if they can make it next week they’ll start out with the same points as the low­est-scor­ing team tonight. Which happened to be the Alo­has, even though they got a bonus point for their cos­tumes (dude, they all totally got lei’ed). Sil­ver­stripe almost lost a point because Matt tried to make me cry (I can­’t remem­ber the con­text, except that they kept try­ing to sit at our table), but ulti­mately they earned a bonus point for their can-can.

Points so far:

  • Alo­has: 61
  • Click Suite: 71.5
  • Sil­ver­stripe: 64
  • Quiz­ing­tonista: 85
  • Xero: 69

Woo haa! Stayed tuned for the announce­ment of next week’s ven­ue. If you want to join us, let me know, you’ll be start­ing out on 60.

The Wellingtonista Socialite Part I

It’s been a ban­ner week here at the Wel­ling­tonista Towers for drink­ing net­work­ing oppor­tun­it­ies. Yes­ter­day was the VIP night at Beck­on, tonight was a Ponoko show­case at the Para­mount, and tomor­row we’re meet­ing up to dis­cuss our evil plans for world dom­in­a­tion.

Find out what we’ve been up to after the jump.

Sex in the city.….carparks

Today I parked in the Tour­na­ment car-park­ing build­ing on Mari­on Street and made the mis­take of walk­ing down the stairs to the street. Along with the delight­ful smell of urine, the stairs were also littered with used con­doms. Now, I’m really stoked that people were prac­ti­cing safer sex, espe­cially because I’m going to assume there’s a con­nec­tion between the num­ber of sex work­ers on Mari­on Street and their prox­im­ity to that build­ing, but really, isn’t there a more ummm enti­cing place people could go? I’ve also seen people hav­ing sex in the Lom­bard park­ing build­ing as well – what’s up with that, Wel­ling­ton? Is it the smell of pet­rol and urine that’s such a turn-on? Or are all Wel­ling­to­ni­ans just so horny that if you’ve gotta get off, you’ve got to get off wherever you are?

Announcing the Wellingtonista Quiz League

It’s oooooooooooooon! We are very happy to present you with a start­ing date for the Wel­ling­tonista Quiz League – Tues­day July 24. We’d love you to par­ti­cip­ate. Not only will you get to flex your brain muscles and check out the quiz nights at four dif­fer­ent pubs, but you’ll also get to net­work with like­minded people and have a lot of fun. So now you need to find your­self three friends, send us an email to wel­ling­tonista @ gmail.com or leave us a com­ment here with your team name, and sign up to the mail­ing list for Quiz League announce­ments which may look sus­pi­ciously like the Bowl­ing League mail­ing list. We’ll let you know which inner-city pub we’re start­ing at closer to the time.

After the break, the rules. Any ques­tions?