Short bits

1. If, like Tom, you’re plan­ning on mak­ing the month of August all about whisky, there are worse things you could do than sign up for Wine­seek­er’s Whisky Tast­ing on August 21. Sure, it’s $45, but it sounds like very good val­ue for mon­ey.

2. While we don’t con­sid­er the Welling­ton­ista to be an exclu­sive­ly het­ro­sex­u­al site as such (you don’t have to have a par­tic­u­lar kind of sex­u­al­i­ty to love bars and hate the bypass, and who you’re doing does­n’t mat­ter near­ly as much as where you’re doing them), and I haven’t done a straw poll of how each con­trib­u­tor iden­ti­fies, we don’t have very much (or in fact any that I can think of) cov­er­age of specif­i­cal­ly queer cul­ture. And it’s Proud 07 right now, so in the inter­ests of wider cov­er­age, we’d like com­menters to fill us in on the var­i­ous scenes a lit­tle more. Who goes where? What’s hot and what’s not? Are there still month­ly les­bian nights at Blon­dini’s? Is the ‘Lebanese’ restau­rant beneath Spice­ham­mer real­ly just a spelling mis­take? Enquir­ing minds want to know!

WQL Results: Round Three

So, a lot of stu­pid deci­sions were made last night. Over a pre-quiz din­ner at Tul­si, the Welling­ton­ista thought that as well as drink­ing the wine they’d won at the Bris­tol last week, it was a good idea to drink two cans each of King­fish­er Strong, and then build a tow­er out of the cans. We’re pay­ing the price for that today. Then, decid­ing to do the quiz at JJ Mur­phy’s was also a stu­pid idea, because it took for­ev­er. And most stu­pid­ly at all, we for­got that when you do any­thing with hubris, there’s that whole pride goes before a fall thing, and so Xero beat us. By one point! Oh god, the human­i­ty. Sil­ver­stripe, the Alo­has and the M team all get 69 points since they weren’t there (why oh why do you hate us so, Sil­ver­stripe?). So the scores look like this:

Alo­has: 209
Click Suite: 213.5
M Team: 201
Sil­ver­stripe: 205
Welling­ton­ista: 264
Xero: 227

Three nights of drinking on a school night

It’s a busy week in Welling­ton, so we hope you’ve got your hang­over cures sort­ed.

  • Mon­day is Hus­tle for Autism at the SFBH — you can read more details about it over at Pub­lic Address. We think you should go along, some of us will be there if you need­ed any fur­ther prompt­ing.
  • Tues­day is the Welling­ton­ista Quiz League. This time we’ll be play­ing at JJ Mur­phy’s in Cuba Mall, which appar­ent­ly starts at 7.30, so make sure you get there ear­ly to secure a table, and see if you can beat us (you prob­a­bly can’t).
  • Wednes­day is Gad­gets, Games & Geeks 07 at the Michael Fowler Cen­tre. To quote their blurb:

    Join us for one whop­ping great big geeky net­work­ing fest. Hear and net­work with some awe­some speak­ers and exhibitors who are pas­sion­ate about their gad­gets, games and geek sta­tus.

    And it is heav­i­ly implied that there will be free drinks — which are two of the Welling­ton­ista’s favourite words. See you there then?

What’s for lunch?

Remem­ber when we asked you for hot tips about where to eat on Lambton Quay? Well, the Welling­ton­ista Tow­ers has opened up yet anoth­er branch office, this time tem­porar­i­ly on Mer­cer Street, so we want to know where to max out our expense accounts. We’d also like to know where the best cof­fee is, keep­ing in mind that our def­i­n­i­tion of best cof­fee gen­er­al­ly includes the abil­i­ty to pur­chase some­thing yum­my like a muf­fin or a scone to have with it. And, because we always Push Play and have man­aged to find a branch of our gym up this end of town, hur­rah, we’d also like sug­ges­tions for take­away lunch­es, because we’re real­ly real­ly going to miss Kapai.

Wellingtonista Quiz League results: Round two

WQL logoLast night the WQL hit the Bris­tol, where the quiz had the advan­tage of ever-so high tech com­put­er graph­ics on screen, and the oppor­tu­ni­ty to win an ice machine and waf­fle-mak­er in the jack­pot draw, but the dis­ad­van­tage of a quiz mas­ter who refused to pro­nounce ‘Quiz­ing­ton­ista’ prop­er­ly. Because we could­n’t book, the bar was stu­pid­ly full, but luck­i­ly Click­Suite are bol­shy enough to ask peo­ple to leave to give them tables. The Alo­has were wear­ing their leis again, but did­n’t get extra points for them this time. The M team almost lost points for try­ing to steal one of our play­ers (we swear that most of them were pure­ly orna­men­tal!) but escaped because it was love­ly to meet the Amer­i­cans for the first time. But you know, if I was­n’t so damn hubris­tic and full of myself, I’d be start­ing to wor­ry that I smell bad or some­thing because nei­ther Sil­ver­stripe nor Xero showed up for quiz last night. So we’ll award them 72 points each, and I will com­fort myself with the bar tabs that we keep win­ning.

Points so far:

  • Alo­has: 140
  • Click Suite: 144.5
  • M: 132
  • Sil­ver­stripe: 136
  • Quiz­ing­ton­ista: 179
  • Xero: 141

So it’s look­ing like a pret­ty close game right now, and any­one could take out sec­ond and third places…

Turning Chinese

Longx­i­ang Restau­rant, on Dixon St oppo­site the cow­boy (or where the Cow­boy was), came high­ly rec­om­mend­ed to me. The love­ly Miss Fur eats her lunch there on a fre­quent basis (hey stalk­ers, she’s sin­gle!), and my father has told me a cou­ple of times about how he took a cou­ple of vis­it­ing Chi­nese dig­ni­taries for din­ner there and they returned three times dur­ing their vis­it, (hav­ing decid­ed anoth­er Chi­nese restau­rant they went to was rub­bish).

And if real Chi­nese peo­ple from Chi­na like it, it must be good, authen­tic, and tasty, right? I decid­ed to test it out for myself, hav­ing pre­vi­ous­ly only tried take­aways that suf­fered from long delays before we got to eat them, which is hard­ly a sport­ing chance.

So after the Beck­on VIP night, I grabbed my con­stant restau­rant buddy/sister Karen, as well as the Wellingtonista’s Hadyn and the delight­ful Amy and set out to give it a go.

Review after the jump.

Wellingtonista Quiz League results: Round one

WQL logoSo, tonight was the inau­gur­al round of the WQL, and I reck­on it went quite well, real­ly. Quiztron and the M‑Team were no-shows (I under­stand why the M‑Team weren’t there, but I real­ly missed Quiztron), so if they can make it next week they’ll start out with the same points as the low­est-scor­ing team tonight. Which hap­pened to be the Alo­has, even though they got a bonus point for their cos­tumes (dude, they all total­ly got lei’ed). Sil­ver­stripe almost lost a point because Matt tried to make me cry (I can’t remem­ber the con­text, except that they kept try­ing to sit at our table), but ulti­mate­ly they earned a bonus point for their can-can.

Points so far:

  • Alo­has: 61
  • Click Suite: 71.5
  • Sil­ver­stripe: 64
  • Quiz­ing­ton­ista: 85
  • Xero: 69

Woo haa! Stayed tuned for the announce­ment of next week’s venue. If you want to join us, let me know, you’ll be start­ing out on 60.

The Wellingtonista Socialite Part I

It’s been a ban­ner week here at the Welling­ton­ista Tow­ers for drink­ing net­work­ing oppor­tu­ni­ties. Yes­ter­day was the VIP night at Beck­on, tonight was a Ponoko show­case at the Para­mount, and tomor­row we’re meet­ing up to dis­cuss our evil plans for world dom­i­na­tion.

Find out what we’ve been up to after the jump.

Sex in the city.….carparks

Today I parked in the Tour­na­ment car-park­ing build­ing on Mar­i­on Street and made the mis­take of walk­ing down the stairs to the street. Along with the delight­ful smell of urine, the stairs were also lit­tered with used con­doms. Now, I’m real­ly stoked that peo­ple were prac­tic­ing safer sex, espe­cial­ly because I’m going to assume there’s a con­nec­tion between the num­ber of sex work­ers on Mar­i­on Street and their prox­im­i­ty to that build­ing, but real­ly, isn’t there a more ummm entic­ing place peo­ple could go? I’ve also seen peo­ple hav­ing sex in the Lom­bard park­ing build­ing as well — what’s up with that, Welling­ton? Is it the smell of petrol and urine that’s such a turn-on? Or are all Welling­to­ni­ans just so horny that if you’ve got­ta get off, you’ve got to get off wher­ev­er you are?

Announcing the Wellingtonista Quiz League

It’s oooooooooooooon! We are very hap­py to present you with a start­ing date for the Welling­ton­ista Quiz League — Tues­day July 24. We’d love you to par­tic­i­pate. Not only will you get to flex your brain mus­cles and check out the quiz nights at four dif­fer­ent pubs, but you’ll also get to net­work with like­mind­ed peo­ple and have a lot of fun. So now you need to find your­self three friends, send us an email to welling­ton­ista @ gmail.com or leave us a com­ment here with your team name, and sign up to the mail­ing list for Quiz League announce­ments which may look sus­pi­cious­ly like the Bowl­ing League mail­ing list. We’ll let you know which inner-city pub we’re start­ing at clos­er to the time.

After the break, the rules. Any ques­tions?