O Temperance, O Mores

So, in accor­dance with rumours that have been float­ing around for a few months now, The Tem­per­ance is clos­ing. So long: we hard­ly knew you.

But things aren’t so sim­ple. Accord­ing to the arti­cle, it’s more of a stoush between the head lease­hold­er (Domin­ion Brew­eries) and the oper­a­tor (Andrew Gib­son): the receivers have been called in, but it is expect­ed to reopen by this week­end. Appar­ent­ly, the Queens­gate Mall of pubs was actu­al­ly turn­ing a prof­it.

Oh. And here were we think­ing that this was a sign that Welling­to­ni­ans had some taste after all.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

The Tale of Desperaux posterFol­low­ing the flur­ry of Christ­mas and New Year releas­es (all of which are still play­ing), there are only two new titles to report this week. First­ly, The Tale of Des­per­aux an ani­mat­ed adap­ta­tion of a sup­pos­ed­ly beloved chil­dren’s book. Matthew Brod­er­ick plays a noble lit­tle mouse with enor­mous ears who teams up with a kitchen-lov­ing rat (Dustin Hoff­man) to res­cue a lone­ly Princess (Emma Wat­son) — sounds a bit like Dum­bo meets Rata­touille. The rest of the voice cast is sim­i­lar­ly pres­ti­gious includ­ing two gen­tle­men prob­a­bly on the the Acad­e­my long-list for Best Actor this year: Frank Lan­gel­la (Frost/Nixon) and Richard Jenk­ins (The Vis­i­tor). Play­ing at the Empire, Regent-on-Man­ners, Read­ings Courte­nay and Sky City Queens­gate (does any­one go there?).

Frank Miller is a hero to com­ic book afi­ciona­dos every­where. He cre­at­ed The Dark Knight Returns, 300 and Sin City (and co-direct­ed the Sin City movie along with Robert Rodriguez). Now he has both hands on the wheel of anoth­er com­ic book adap­ta­tion, Will Eis­ner’s The Spir­it and the pro­mo­tion­al mate­r­i­al makes it look like a long-lost cousin of Sin City. US reviews have not been kind but you can check it out at either Read­ings or Sky City.

The Para­mount’s Sum­mer “Best of” series con­tin­ues: Adam’s Apples, The Edge of Heav­en, I’m Not There. and Lars and the Real Girl get a sec­ond chance and they’re also raid­ing the vault with rare oppor­tu­ni­ties to see West Side Sto­ry, The Con­ver­sa­tion, Elvis: That’s The Way It Is and North by North­west.

Along with a run­down of all the Christ­mas releas­es, Des­per­aux and The Spir­it will be reviewed next week at Funer­als & Snakes (and in the Cap­i­tal Times on Wednes­day).

Super Fry

Stephen Fry, actor, author, wit and geek, is on his way to dear sweet Welling­ton and we are rather excit­ed!

He’s com­ing to Aotearoa New Zealand to film some bits for a BBC series he’s pre­sent­ing, Anoth­er Chance To See, where he’s trav­el­ling the world, check­ing up on endan­gered species. While he’s in Welling­ton, he’ll be vis­it­ing the Karori Wildlife Sanc­tu­ary to see how the kakapo tuatara are doing (rather well, thank you).

Oh, but this is no ordi­nary vis­it by a sleb.

Mr Fry, being a glo­ri­ous geek, has been util­is­ing the mod­ern pow­ers of the inter­webs to doc­u­ment the film­ing of the series.

He’s been mak­ing reg­u­lar tweets to his Twit­ter account (and fos­tered a Twit­ter com­mu­ni­ty of Fry fans), upload­ing pho­tos from his iPhone, post­ing video blogs of his African adven­tures, and just gen­er­al­ly keep­ing a full and inter­est­ing web­site, doc­u­ment­ing his trav­els.

This is great news for all! Because it means that instead of get­ting out there and stalk­ing him when he’s in town, you can actu­al­ly spend that time lying around, drink­ing yum­my Mar­gar­i­tas and keep up with Mr Fry’s adven­tures with the lap­top in your tiki shack, instead of hav­ing to go to the effort of get­ting out and stalk­ing him.

(Of course, if you do hap­pen to see him out and about, let us know!)

2008 TAWAs — the winners!

We all had a com­plete­ly bril­liant time on Thurs­day night at the TAWAs!

It was great to see so many of y’all along there, along with the awe­some nom­i­nees and a few celebri­ty guests (not that Welling­ton has any actu­al celebri­ties, but, you know…)

Thanks to our fab­u­lous spon­sors who gave us swag and prizes

And thanks also to Welling­ton Cen­tral MP Grant Robert­son for pre­sent­ing the Welling­ton­ian of the Year award, which went to Cal­lum Brown of Green Cabs.

After the awards, we relaxed to the lazy sounds of The Lone­some Cow­boy, and then danced up a storm to Bun­nies on Ponies, who end­ed their set with a v. swingo­ril­liant cov­er of Dire Straits ‘Sul­tans of Swing’.

It was a super evening, and now that our Fri­day post-TAWAs fug has worn off, we’re look­ing for­ward to the 2009 TAWAs.

All that remains now is to cel­e­brate this year’s win­ners. We encour­age you to sup­port these busi­ness and places (in fact, all the nom­i­nees are awe­some), as they’re all part of why Welling­ton is such an excel­lent town.

WE 3 you

We will be updat­ing with you with the news of the win­ner in each cat­e­go­ry tomor­row but we’d just like to say for now that accord­ing vot­ers Cal­lum Of Green Cabs is your Welling­ton­ista Welling­ton­ian of the year.

Go Cal­lum and Go Green Cabs!

Thank you for being the envi­ro­men­tal­ly friend­ly peo­ple’s trans­port of Welling­ton.

[Update: As Brett help­ful­ly points out in the com­ments, if you can’t wait for the ‘offi­cial’ results to be pub­lished, head over to Twit­ter where the win­ners were broad­cast in real-time].

A word for our sponsors

So tonight we’re going to par­ty like it’s 2008 at The Annu­al Welling­ton­ista Awards (come along from 6pm, pre­sen­ta­tions kick off around 7.30), but before we have too many of the Welling­ton­ista Cock­tails that Mighty Mighty have designed for us, we want to take a minute or two to give much respect to the delight­ful love­ly peo­ple who’re help­ing us to make such a great event with their dona­tions of swag and spot prizes. In alpha­bet­i­cal order, mad props go out to:

Adi­das New Zealand: You know who else is from Welling­ton? The Hur­ri­canes. And we know that because Adi­das have giv­en us a brand new 2009 Welling­ton Hur­ri­canes Super 14 jer­sey with the new embossed print to give away to one lucky tick­et hold­er.

Aimée McLeod: Aimee is a local pot­ter who has made our fab­u­lous tro­phy tiles that the win­ners will be receiv­ing tonight. Her works are for sale in a whole bunch of places, she’s been exceed­ing gen­er­ous and sup­port­ive with her time and mate­ri­als, and just qui­et­ly, she’s also a pret­ty choice mum too.

The Back Bencher: The Back Bencher Pub is some­what of a famous des­ti­na­tion eatery across the road from the Bee­hive with its polit­i­cal-inspired pup­petry, menu and broad­cast show and the ser­vice isn’t half bad either. We’re hap­py to be giv­ing away three vouch­ers so you too can dine there, but we must warn you — talk to your com­pan­ion qui­et­ly if you’re a pub­lic ser­vant, because the ene­my is sure to be all around you.

Bunnies on Ponies — Raver on Probation

To whet your appetite for tonight’s fes­tiv­i­ties down at Mighty Mighty, here’s some Bun­nies on Ponies for you…

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The COLOSSAL SQUID of Te Papa

Collossal SquidTe Papa, the nat­ur­al his­to­ry muse­um of New Zealand, is now hous­ing the Colos­sal Squid.

That’s right, it’s a COLOSSAL SQUID. Squidzil­la! Squid-Ra!

It’s become quite a draw card, so of course the Welling­ton­ista had to check it out.

The Colos­sal Squid

This lady-squid is housed in a pur­pose-built tank. Some may find it awe-inspir­ing, oth­ers may find it revolt­ing. The squid has a sort of pinky out­er lay­er of squid­skin which is peel­ing off.

Did you know that squids have a beak like a par­rot. Uug­gh!

3D AV Squid­tac­u­lar

Off to the side is a the­atrette show­ing a com­put­er ani­ma­tion of how the squid was acci­den­tal­ly caught by a fish­ing boat. I know what you’re think­ing: “Bor­ing, grand­ma! I am gen­er­a­tion Y or even Z! I don’t use vow­els, I have a two sec­ond atten­tion span, car­ry three cell­phones and can’t watch a bor­ing old 5 minute video about a squid!”

Well, for­tu­nate­ly Te Papa have tak­en care of this and made the video in 3D. Yes, so you get to strap on a pair of glass­es and watch the Colos­sal Squid being cap­tured by a fish­ing boat in 3D. In three­eee-deeeee!

Whoa! Trip­py as, man. Etc.

WellingtonOnScreen

nz on screenIn a lit­tle office on Tarana­ki St, a small group of ded­i­cat­ed pro­fes­sion­als (known as the NZ On Screen team) have been cre­at­ing a web­site which cel­e­brates and show­cas­es tele­vi­sion and film pro­duced in New Zealand. A year in the mak­ing, NZ On Screen launched at the end of Octo­ber and has over 300 titles avail­able to view — many in full length, some with just excerpts.

For each title there’s also pro­files of key cast and crew, as well as back­ground sto­ries, com­ments, pho­tos and links to oth­er relat­ed mate­r­i­al. Hours can dis­ap­pear when you start look­ing through the site — and it pays to have your broad­band speed high and your cap fresh!

So take a look: www.nzonscreen.com   … let us know what you think, sug­gest titles we should add, tell all your friends and loved ones, and enjoy NZ On Screen!

But what does that have to do with Welling­ton you might ask?

Aside from the fact that the NZ On Screen team is based here … Welling­ton is well known as a bit of a hub for the film indus­try. Most peo­ple would say that’s all down to Peter Jack­son and Lord of the Rings. To be fair, he’s had a rea­son­ably large influ­ence.

But the Welling­ton has been the scene for film and tele­vi­sion for a long time.  On the NZ On Screen site you will find some gems of Welling­ton-ness…

Yet another mystery bar

I’ve nev­er been afraid of eclec­ti­cism. A dash of Kiwiana and a touch of fad­ed grandeur can go down a treat if served with a gen­er­ous slug of hip­ster irony (see Mighty Mighty). A grab-bag of Nana kitsch can turn into some­thing resem­bling con­cep­tu­al art if it’s assem­bled with wit and flair (see Auck­land’s North­ern Steamship Com­pa­ny). But some­times it all goes hor­ri­bly wrong.

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I know! Let’s grab some swatch­es of loud old car­pet and put them in gold frames along the bar! Ooh, let’s get some ran­dom balustrades and stan­dard lamps to mix in with the left­over expen­sive design­er chairs from the last place! Hmm, needs more cross-stitch to go with the weath­er­beat­en weath­er­boards and sev­en pat­terns of wall­pa­per. Flo­ral-paint­ed female tor­sos will add some art­sy class above the uri­nals. But it needs to be blok­i­er, so let’s add dozens of TV screens to show our brand­ed Flash ani­ma­tions when the footie’s not on, and the piece de resis­tance: a map of New Zild made out of Tui caps. Maaaate! [Read more]