Four and a half things to do this weekend

1. Right now you should go and buy your tick­et to the Wel­ling­ton Girl Geek din­ner, because accord­ing to their site, there are only three tick­ets left. And you know you want to go, because a) Brenda is awe­some at all things inter­web b) I’m speak­ing and there must be a reas­on why I’m so hub­rist­ic­al and c) we already men­tioned the hope­ful swag.

2. On Sat­urday, you should go to the Gay and Les­bi­an Fair in Civic Square, because, to quote Sue, it’s “fully licensed with rumours of white­bait frit­ters”.

3. As if that was­n’t enough of a fair, on Sunday there’s the New­town Fest­iv­al!

4. Also on Sunday, the Cos­tume Cave is hav­ing a sale of its old cos­tumes, so you should go along and get some new out­fits to spice up your life. As a side note, I was going to do a post at one stage recom­mend­ing that you rent any wigs you may need from the Cos­tume Cave instead of since Cre­at­ive Sho­woff in Thorndon they’re $10 instead of $20, but then I was a month late in return­ing a wig to Cre­at­ive and they did­n’t charge me any­thing, so that’s nice.

And the half point: Since we know there’s plenty of Auck­landers who read this site as well, on Sat­urday at 5pm the Auck­land­ista is hav­ing its first meet-up in an extremely untrendy bar near the Via­duct, and so if you’re inter­ested in con­trib­ut­ing to the site, you should get in con­tact to find out where they’ll be and come along.

Homage to Duchamp

Here’s anoth­er one of the wee guys in this series of tem­por­ary sculp­tures:

Gargoyle temporary sculpture

Quite an appro­pri­ate loc­a­tion, atop the long-aban­doned toi­lets and amid the con­struc­tion of the new Cour­tenay Place park.

With Swagger

Often with the Wel­ling­tonista we tell you things. Today, how­ever, we’re ask­ing for things. Spe­cific­ally:

1. Swag: Wel­ling­ton is going to be hav­ing its first Girl Geek din­ner, and I’m put­ting togeth­er Swag Bags – if you have some­thing you’d like to put in around 50 bags for 50 tech­no­lo­gic­ally-minded and intel­li­gent women, please get in touch – johubris @ gmail.com.

2. Con­tra: Last night lots of us atten­ded a Blog­gers’ Meet-Up, and the awe­some Epic Beer came up with some lub­ric­a­tion to get us star­ted. The Wel­ling­tonista abso­lutely would be very very keen on doing this sort of thing more often. We’re work­ing on our guidelines, and tem­plates to allow space for brand expos­ure, but this is just a heads up: if you offer good products or ser­vices, and want to reach our smart read­ers who like dis­pos­ing of their incomes, we would like to work with you, so get in touch.

Belonging somewhere

Open­ing tomor­row night at the Film Archive – Wel­ling­ton multi-media artist Sarah Jane Par­ton presents her wacky take on the future…

Well known for her beguil­ing video and install­a­tion work (and love of lycra leo­tards) Par­ton has assembled a cast and crew of Wel­ling­ton’s finest to cre­ate a sci-fi music­al odys­sey star­ring Toi Whakaari gradu­ates Ant­o­nia Bale, Anja Tate-Man­ning (Chap­man-Tripp award win­ner), and Jade Daniels, along­side theatre vet­er­an Rose Beauchamp, dan­cer Sam Lahood and a bevy of young and tal­en­ted chil­dren.

With music per­formed by a live band fea­tur­ing the mem­bers of Cas­sette under the music­al dir­ec­tion of Parton’s part­ner Luke Buda (Phoenix Found­a­tion), fron­ted by the per­petu­ally hil­ari­ous Jo Rander­son, the show con­tains a reas­on­able degree of cyn­icism, off­set by moments of absurdity and humour.

In this cross-genre work, ideo­lo­gic­al melt­down is immin­ent, the revolu­tion is doomed long before it begins and audi­ence mem­bers are advised to bring a blanket.

PERFORMANCE DETAILS
Thursday 28, Fri­day 29 Feb­ru­ary and Sat­urday 1 March at 7pm
at The Film Archive, cnr Tarana­ki and Ghuznee Streets

Tick­ets:
Full Price – $15,
Con­ces­sion – $13,
Fringe Addict – $12

Read Bran­navan Gnan­lingam’s great inter­view about the show
here

CafeNet for your iPod

coverage mapWe like CaféNet at the Wel­ling­tonista, yes we do. But it’s not always an unqual­i­fied feel­ing. Mostly it works well once you find a hot­spot – and more arrive all the time. But some­times, and with some devices, things aren’t so rosy.

At this Wel­ling­tonista’s risk of sound­ing like a spoiled geek whose new toy won’t do what it says on the box, it seems that iPods Touch and iPhones don’t always have an easy time con­nect­ing to CaféNet. And it’s not just this writer­’s exper­i­ence – oth­ers have noticed it too.

More after the jump…

Layering Buddha

Ger­man sound-artist and musi­cian Robert Hen­ke – he also records pretty great min­im­al techno as Mono­lake – is in the midst of a tour of Aus­tralia and New Zea­l­and.

At 9pm on Fri­day night he is doing one of his fam­ous Lay­er­ing Buddha per­form­ances at the Adam Con­cert Room, at VUW. There will also be an address by Hen­ke at 6pm the pre­ced­ing night, at the same ven­ue.

Dur­ing the per­form­ance the audi­ence is placed in between a ring of six speak­ers with the per­former sit­ting in between them in the cen­ter. The lay­ers of sound are dynam­ic­ally dis­trib­uted in space, provid­ing an exper­i­ence of being really placed in between the son­ic cloud where the acous­tic res­ult depends on the pos­i­tion of the listen­er.

More after the break, includ­ing audio! Elec­trons! Down­loads! Joy!

Earth Hour (8pm , 29th March) – Wellington City Council press release

As prom­ised:

NEWS RELEASE
26 Feb­ru­ary 2008

Wel­ling­to­ni­ans encour­aged to turn off the lights for Earth Hour

Wel­ling­ton May­or Kerry Pren­der­gast is encour­aging Wel­ling­to­ni­ans to turn off their lights in sup­port of Earth Hour on Sat­urday 29 March.

Earth Hour, a World Wild­life Fund (WWF) ini­ti­at­ive aimed at fight­ing cli­mate change, was launched last week in Christ­ch­urch. While Christ­ch­urch is this year’s offi­cial host city for New Zea­l­and, Wel­ling­ton is eager to par­ti­cip­ate.

“Earth Hour is a fant­ast­ic way for Wel­ling­to­ni­ans to show their com­mit­ment to fight­ing cli­mate change. Every little bit helps and if we all turn off the lights for just one hour we all can make a dif­fer­ence. Wellington’s vis­ion is to become the first car­bon-neut­ral Cap­it­al in the world, we must do everything we can to make that vis­ion a reality,” she says.

“We will be sign­ing up as an offi­cial part­ner of WWF in this ini­ti­at­ive next year and put some resource behind it. This year we will be lead­ing by example and turn­ing off our lights,” May­or Pren­der­gast says.

Earth Hour will begin at 8pm on Sat­urday, 29 March. It star­ted in Sydney last year and was a resound­ing suc­cess with the city’s energy usage drop­ping by 10 per­cent. Lights on fam­ous land­marks – the Sydney Opera House and Har­bour Bridge – were turned off for an hour and busi­nesses and res­id­ents joined in. This year cit­ies across Europe, North Amer­ica, Asia, Aus­tralia and New Zea­l­and are join­ing in.

Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil will register as a par­ti­cipant of Earth Hour and will look at what lights it can turn off. This could include the extern­al light­ing at swim­ming pools, lib­rar­ies, recre­ation centres and oth­er Coun­cil-owned build­ings and the lights in the trees in Ori­ent­al Bay and Civic Square.

Cli­mate Change Port­fo­lio lead­er Cr Ray Ahipene-Mer­cer says Earth Hour is a great way of show­ing how much we care about the plan­et.

Free Wellington: on your phone!

Okay, you know how the Wel­ling­tonista have a twit­ter account that you can sign up to in order to receive updates to your phone about what’s going on in the city? Yeah, I sup­pose I should be the first per­son to admit that does­n’t go so well. You see, des­pite the fact that all Wel­ling­tonis­tas know the login and pass­word for it, there are only a small hand­ful of us who use Twit­ter, and all of us there­fore have our phones con­figured with our per­son­al accounts, which means any updates to the Wel­ling­tonista Twit­ter have to come from online, which means we’re tied down to a com­puter.

Well, clev­er people have come up with solu­tions to let every­one use their own per­son­al accounts to update one main twit­ter. I first exper­i­enced this at Web­stock, with the Web­stock Twit­ter bot which ran hot dur­ing the con­fer­ence. Now there’s the Free Wel­ling­ton account, which will send you updates on things to do for free or under $10 in Wel­ling­ton. But here’s the trick: you can update it too. Just fol­low FreeWel­ling­ton on twit­ter, and pre­face your updates with an FW, and every­one will be able to know what the water­’s like at the beach, or why they should be stay­ing the hell away from Wait­angi Park…

It’s a geni­us scheme. Now we’re just hop­ing that the Wel­ling­tonista will get a bot of its very own for Xmas!

Drinking in the streets

PhotobucketThe Masked Bar­fly has joined the prob­lem drink­ers in Cuba Mall. No, I haven’t star­ted quaff­ing meths or wrest­ling diners for their steaks (it’s all a filthy lie): Good Luck have gone over­ground and now have an out­door drink­ing area in the middle of the mall. I sup­pose the loc­al retail­ers don’t mind people drink­ing in the streets as long as we’re pay­ing them $15 a pop for the priv­ilege.

A couple of us flies were still buzz­ing after the Ornette Cole­man gig, and after a quick stop at Kazu to fill our abdo­mens (and to sup on salt-rimmed sake & ton­ic – so wrong and yet so right) we headed off to Happy for the rumoured “after party”. Well, it was def­in­itely after­wards, and I sup­pose it was a party, but unless we left too early (the New­town bus was call­ing) there was no sign of Mr Cole­man or even one of his myri­ad bassists. Oh well, a Chris Knox sight­ing will do for now.

So, “El Toro” is it? It seems all things Mex­ic­an are hot right now, and while it’s not exactly a tequila bar, Viva Mex­ico from the much-missed Wake­field Mar­kets will be mak­ing a wel­come return. It opens this Fri­day at the back of the Left Bank, com­plete with old favour­ites like Divorced Eggs and new hip­ster-friendly Dios de los Muer­tos décor.

Speak­ing of comebacks, Herd Street Bras­ser­ie is appar­ently set to reopen next month. Let’s hope that the new own­ers are more savvy than the ori­gin­al ones: though let’s face it, that would­n’t be hard. And the Masked Bar­fly also hopes that they con­tin­ue an emphas­is on alco­hol as well as food: all togeth­er now, “Oh I do like to drink beside the sea­side…”

Knocked Up Dead Skunk

There’s a lot on in the cul­tur­al cap­it­al tonight but my com­pletely biased pick for the even­ing’s enter­tain­ment has to be Loud­on Wain­wright III at the SFBH.

Sup­por­ted and accom­pan­ied by one of his daugh­ters, Lucy Wain­wright Roche (half sis­ter to the more fam­ous Rufus and Martha), Wain­wright is bring­ing his sing­er-song­writer folk-rockin’ gui­tar to our shores on the back of last year’s album Strange Weirdos: music from and inspired by the film Knocked Up. Yep, not only did Loud­on III sup­ply the music for the movie’s cre­at­or, Judd Apatow (who made Freaks and Geeks, so he must be cool), but he also acted in the movie – play­ing a gyneco­lo­gist.

Wain­wright’s most fam­ous for songs like ‘Dead Skunk’(1972) but along­side his music­al career his act­ing has been tick­ing along for some time; the two strands suc­cess­fully mar­ry­ing when LWIII played singing sur­geon Capt. Spauld­ing in M*A*S*H.

Intrigued? I am. And in the interests of full dis­clos­ure: my band, the Wrong­do­ings, will open for Loud­on tonight, on the eve of our Auck­land debut at Lady­fest ’08.

Doors open at 9, tick­ets avail­able from Tick­etek, Real Groovy or on the door at San Fran­cisco Bath­house.

CUNNING LINGUISTS: if you can tell me what it’s called when you add a “III” to your name I’ll be dead impressed either at your lin­guist­ic know­ledge or your mad google skillz – the closest I could get to it is that it’s some form of pro­nom­in­al suf­fix. And it’s driv­ing me crazy.