Four and a half things to do this weekend

1. Right now you should go and buy your tick­et to the Welling­ton Girl Geek din­ner, because accord­ing to their site, there are only three tick­ets left. And you know you want to go, because a) Bren­da is awe­some at all things inter­web b) I’m speak­ing and there must be a rea­son why I’m so hubris­ti­cal and c) we already men­tioned the hope­ful swag.

2. On Sat­ur­day, you should go to the Gay and Les­bian Fair in Civic Square, because, to quote Sue, it’s “ful­ly licensed with rumours of white­bait frit­ters”.

3. As if that was­n’t enough of a fair, on Sun­day there’s the New­town Fes­ti­val!

4. Also on Sun­day, the Cos­tume Cave is hav­ing a sale of its old cos­tumes, so you should go along and get some new out­fits to spice up your life. As a side note, I was going to do a post at one stage rec­om­mend­ing that you rent any wigs you may need from the Cos­tume Cave instead of since Cre­ative Showoff in Thorn­don they’re $10 instead of $20, but then I was a month late in return­ing a wig to Cre­ative and they did­n’t charge me any­thing, so that’s nice.

And the half point: Since we know there’s plen­ty of Auck­lan­ders who read this site as well, on Sat­ur­day at 5pm the Auck­lan­dista is hav­ing its first meet-up in an extreme­ly untrendy bar near the Viaduct, and so if you’re inter­est­ed in con­tribut­ing to the site, you should get in con­tact to find out where they’ll be and come along.

Homage to Duchamp

Here’s anoth­er one of the wee guys in this series of tem­po­rary sculp­tures:

Gargoyle temporary sculpture

Quite an appro­pri­ate loca­tion, atop the long-aban­doned toi­lets and amid the con­struc­tion of the new Courte­nay Place park.

With Swagger

Often with the Welling­ton­ista we tell you things. Today, how­ev­er, we’re ask­ing for things. Specif­i­cal­ly:

1. Swag: Welling­ton is going to be hav­ing its first Girl Geek din­ner, and I’m putting togeth­er Swag Bags — if you have some­thing you’d like to put in around 50 bags for 50 tech­no­log­i­cal­ly-mind­ed and intel­li­gent women, please get in touch — johubris @ gmail.com.

2. Con­tra: Last night lots of us attend­ed a Blog­gers’ Meet-Up, and the awe­some Epic Beer came up with some lubri­ca­tion to get us start­ed. The Welling­ton­ista absolute­ly would be very very keen on doing this sort of thing more often. We’re work­ing on our guide­lines, and tem­plates to allow space for brand expo­sure, but this is just a heads up: if you offer good prod­ucts or ser­vices, and want to reach our smart read­ers who like dis­pos­ing of their incomes, we would like to work with you, so get in touch.

Belonging somewhere

Open­ing tomor­row night at the Film Archive — Welling­ton mul­ti-media artist Sarah Jane Par­ton presents her wacky take on the future…

Well known for her beguil­ing video and instal­la­tion work (and love of lycra leo­tards) Par­ton has assem­bled a cast and crew of Welling­ton’s finest to cre­ate a sci-fi musi­cal odyssey star­ring Toi Whakaari grad­u­ates Anto­nia Bale, Anja Tate-Man­ning (Chap­man-Tripp award win­ner), and Jade Daniels, along­side the­atre vet­er­an Rose Beauchamp, dancer Sam Lahood and a bevy of young and tal­ent­ed chil­dren.

With music per­formed by a live band fea­tur­ing the mem­bers of Cas­sette under the musi­cal direc­tion of Parton’s part­ner Luke Buda (Phoenix Foun­da­tion), front­ed by the per­pet­u­al­ly hilar­i­ous Jo Ran­der­son, the show con­tains a rea­son­able degree of cyn­i­cism, off­set by moments of absur­di­ty and humour.

In this cross-genre work, ide­o­log­i­cal melt­down is immi­nent, the rev­o­lu­tion is doomed long before it begins and audi­ence mem­bers are advised to bring a blan­ket.

PERFORMANCE DETAILS
Thurs­day 28, Fri­day 29 Feb­ru­ary and Sat­ur­day 1 March at 7pm
at The Film Archive, cnr Tarana­ki and Ghuznee Streets

Tick­ets:
Full Price — $15,
Con­ces­sion — $13,
Fringe Addict — $12

Read Bran­na­van Gnan­lingam’s great inter­view about the show
here

CafeNet for your iPod

coverage mapWe like CaféNet at the Welling­ton­ista, yes we do. But it’s not always an unqual­i­fied feel­ing. Most­ly it works well once you find a hotspot — and more arrive all the time. But some­times, and with some devices, things aren’t so rosy.

At this Welling­ton­ista’s risk of sound­ing like a spoiled geek whose new toy won’t do what it says on the box, it seems that iPods Touch and iPhones don’t always have an easy time con­nect­ing to CaféNet. And it’s not just this writer’s expe­ri­ence — oth­ers have noticed it too.

More after the jump…

Layering Buddha

Ger­man sound-artist and musi­cian Robert Henke — he also records pret­ty great min­i­mal tech­no as Mono­lake — is in the midst of a tour of Aus­tralia and New Zealand.

At 9pm on Fri­day night he is doing one of his famous Lay­er­ing Bud­dha per­for­mances at the Adam Con­cert Room, at VUW. There will also be an address by Henke at 6pm the pre­ced­ing night, at the same venue.

Dur­ing the per­for­mance the audi­ence is placed in between a ring of six speak­ers with the per­former sit­ting in between them in the cen­ter. The lay­ers of sound are dynam­i­cal­ly dis­trib­uted in space, pro­vid­ing an expe­ri­ence of being real­ly placed in between the son­ic cloud where the acoustic result depends on the posi­tion of the lis­ten­er.

More after the break, includ­ing audio! Elec­trons! Down­loads! Joy!

Earth Hour (8pm , 29th March) — Wellington City Council press release

As promised:

NEWS RELEASE
26 Feb­ru­ary 2008

Welling­to­ni­ans encour­aged to turn off the lights for Earth Hour

Welling­ton May­or Ker­ry Pren­der­gast is encour­ag­ing Welling­to­ni­ans to turn off their lights in sup­port of Earth Hour on Sat­ur­day 29 March.

Earth Hour, a World Wildlife Fund (WWF) ini­tia­tive aimed at fight­ing cli­mate change, was launched last week in Christchurch. While Christchurch is this year’s offi­cial host city for New Zealand, Welling­ton is eager to par­tic­i­pate.

“Earth Hour is a fan­tas­tic way for Welling­to­ni­ans to show their com­mit­ment to fight­ing cli­mate change. Every lit­tle bit helps and if we all turn off the lights for just one hour we all can make a dif­fer­ence. Wellington’s vision is to become the first car­bon-neu­tral Cap­i­tal in the world, we must do every­thing we can to make that vision a reality,” she says.

“We will be sign­ing up as an offi­cial part­ner of WWF in this ini­tia­tive next year and put some resource behind it. This year we will be lead­ing by exam­ple and turn­ing off our lights,” May­or Pren­der­gast says.

Earth Hour will begin at 8pm on Sat­ur­day, 29 March. It start­ed in Syd­ney last year and was a resound­ing suc­cess with the city’s ener­gy usage drop­ping by 10 per­cent. Lights on famous land­marks — the Syd­ney Opera House and Har­bour Bridge — were turned off for an hour and busi­ness­es and res­i­dents joined in. This year cities across Europe, North Amer­i­ca, Asia, Aus­tralia and New Zealand are join­ing in.

Welling­ton City Coun­cil will reg­is­ter as a par­tic­i­pant of Earth Hour and will look at what lights it can turn off. This could include the exter­nal light­ing at swim­ming pools, libraries, recre­ation cen­tres and oth­er Coun­cil-owned build­ings and the lights in the trees in Ori­en­tal Bay and Civic Square.

Cli­mate Change Port­fo­lio leader Cr Ray Ahipene-Mer­cer says Earth Hour is a great way of show­ing how much we care about the plan­et.

Free Wellington: on your phone!

Okay, you know how the Welling­ton­ista have a twit­ter account that you can sign up to in order to receive updates to your phone about what’s going on in the city? Yeah, I sup­pose I should be the first per­son to admit that does­n’t go so well. You see, despite the fact that all Welling­ton­istas know the login and pass­word for it, there are only a small hand­ful of us who use Twit­ter, and all of us there­fore have our phones con­fig­ured with our per­son­al accounts, which means any updates to the Welling­ton­ista Twit­ter have to come from online, which means we’re tied down to a com­put­er.

Well, clever peo­ple have come up with solu­tions to let every­one use their own per­son­al accounts to update one main twit­ter. I first expe­ri­enced this at Web­stock, with the Web­stock Twit­ter bot which ran hot dur­ing the con­fer­ence. Now there’s the Free Welling­ton account, which will send you updates on things to do for free or under $10 in Welling­ton. But here’s the trick: you can update it too. Just fol­low FreeWelling­ton on twit­ter, and pref­ace your updates with an FW, and every­one will be able to know what the water’s like at the beach, or why they should be stay­ing the hell away from Wai­t­an­gi Park

It’s a genius scheme. Now we’re just hop­ing that the Welling­ton­ista will get a bot of its very own for Xmas!

Drinking in the streets

PhotobucketThe Masked Barfly has joined the prob­lem drinkers in Cuba Mall. No, I haven’t start­ed quaffing meths or wrestling din­ers for their steaks (it’s all a filthy lie): Good Luck have gone over­ground and now have an out­door drink­ing area in the mid­dle of the mall. I sup­pose the local retail­ers don’t mind peo­ple drink­ing in the streets as long as we’re pay­ing them $15 a pop for the priv­i­lege.

A cou­ple of us flies were still buzzing after the Ornette Cole­man gig, and after a quick stop at Kazu to fill our abdomens (and to sup on salt-rimmed sake & ton­ic — so wrong and yet so right) we head­ed off to Hap­py for the rumoured “after par­ty”. Well, it was def­i­nite­ly after­wards, and I sup­pose it was a par­ty, but unless we left too ear­ly (the New­town bus was call­ing) there was no sign of Mr Cole­man or even one of his myr­i­ad bassists. Oh well, a Chris Knox sight­ing will do for now.

So, “El Toro” is it? It seems all things Mex­i­can are hot right now, and while it’s not exact­ly a tequi­la bar, Viva Mex­i­co from the much-missed Wake­field Mar­kets will be mak­ing a wel­come return. It opens this Fri­day at the back of the Left Bank, com­plete with old favourites like Divorced Eggs and new hip­ster-friend­ly Dios de los Muer­tos décor.

Speak­ing of come­backs, Herd Street Brasserie is appar­ent­ly set to reopen next month. Let’s hope that the new own­ers are more savvy than the orig­i­nal ones: though let’s face it, that would­n’t be hard. And the Masked Barfly also hopes that they con­tin­ue an empha­sis on alco­hol as well as food: all togeth­er now, “Oh I do like to drink beside the sea­side…”

Knocked Up Dead Skunk

There’s a lot on in the cul­tur­al cap­i­tal tonight but my com­plete­ly biased pick for the evening’s enter­tain­ment has to be Loudon Wain­wright III at the SFBH.

Sup­port­ed and accom­pa­nied by one of his daugh­ters, Lucy Wain­wright Roche (half sis­ter to the more famous Rufus and Martha), Wain­wright is bring­ing his singer-song­writer folk-rockin’ gui­tar to our shores on the back of last year’s album Strange Weirdos: music from and inspired by the film Knocked Up. Yep, not only did Loudon III sup­ply the music for the movie’s cre­ator, Judd Apa­tow (who made Freaks and Geeks, so he must be cool), but he also act­ed in the movie — play­ing a gyne­col­o­gist.

Wain­wright’s most famous for songs like ‘Dead Skunk’(1972) but along­side his musi­cal career his act­ing has been tick­ing along for some time; the two strands suc­cess­ful­ly mar­ry­ing when LWIII played singing sur­geon Capt. Spauld­ing in M*A*S*H.

Intrigued? I am. And in the inter­ests of full dis­clo­sure: my band, the Wrong­do­ings, will open for Loudon tonight, on the eve of our Auck­land debut at Ladyfest ’08.

Doors open at 9, tick­ets avail­able from Tick­etek, Real Groovy or on the door at San Fran­cis­co Bath­house.

CUNNING LINGUISTS: if you can tell me what it’s called when you add a “III” to your name I’ll be dead impressed either at your lin­guis­tic knowl­edge or your mad google skil­lz — the clos­est I could get to it is that it’s some form of pronom­i­nal suf­fix. And it’s dri­ving me crazy.