Fly on the wall

Greet­ings: it’s The Masked Barfly here, and I’ve been keep­ing my com­pound eyes peeled for drinky sto­ries to keep you informed, enter­tained and ine­bri­at­ed. With the Fest about to kick off, and the Fringe well under way, it’s going to be a busy time out on the town for a while.

Bars near the Fowl-house and Town Hall are like­ly to be hum­ming, and while I don’t expect the luvvies and K‑block matrons to be hit­ting Blend or Down­town Local (now, that would be a scene to see!), cafes like Felix, Finc and The Lido will be crammed with eth­i­cal­ly-faux furs and rent­ed tux­es. Ponci­er bars such as St Johns will be tak­en over for spon­sors’ drinks, such as for tonight’s open­ing Ornette Cole­man, though I won­der what most of the bray­ing suits would make of the squawk­ing sax?

While there’s nowhere brand-new to take advan­tage of the free-spend­ing boomers, the fly is notic­ing a buzz build­ing around the Courte­nay Place and Blair St area, and is get­ting quite excit­ed. No, not over The Tem­per­ance (while any barfly can appre­ci­ate the iron­ic moniker, three floors of tanked-up boof­heads is not my idea of fun), but over a cou­ple of high­ly-antic­i­pat­ed and long-rumoured open­ings. UU (did any­one ever call it that?) has been closed for ren­o­va­tions, and a sneaky peak revealed the mir­rors giv­ing way to brick. That, com­bined with the appear­ance of bull­fight­ing posters in the win­dow, has me won­der­ing: could this be a prop­er tapas bar at last. And as for what’s hap­pen­ing in Blair St … well, my mandibles are sealed.

Star Boating Club Rowathon Tonight.*

ERG!!Here’s a bit of fun to be had — the Star Boat­ing Club (that’s that cool place by the lagoon that you’ve prob­a­bly attend­ed more than a few wed­dings at, or oth­er occa­sions & got your­self com­plete­ly trashed & may or may not have end­ed up in the water in your din­ner suit or ball gown…) in con­junc­tion with Welling­ton Girls Col­lege, Queen Mar­garet’s Col­lege and Welling­ton Col­lege, is hold­ing a 20 hour Row-A-Thon to raise funds for the cur­rent sea­son of races, regat­tas & camps.

It takes place at the Read­ing Com­plex Foy­er (Court­ney Place) between 6pm Fri­day Feb­ru­ary 22 (TONIGHT!!), and Noon Sat­ur­day.

And what is a Row-A-Thon when it’s at home? Well… they’re putting 2 ERG machines (that’s short­hand for Row­ing Machine appar­ent­ly — I’m not sure if it is acrony­mous, or if it rep­re­sents the noise the aver­age per­son makes while being sub­ject­ed to oper­at­ing it), one will be oper­at­ed con­tin­u­ous­ly for 20 hours, and the sec­ond, dear read­er, is for you to have a go at.

The row­ers have been dili­gent­ly scour­ing their neigh­bour­hoods, fam­i­lies, and fam­i­lies’ busi­ness col­leagues get­ting spon­sor­ship, and on the day, those not ERG­ing will be shak­ing tins & per­suad­ing pun­ters to part with a lit­tle Xmas dosh. All for a good cause — those ERGs & the boats don’t grow on trees you know.

So head on down for a look — 91FM & the Black Thun­ders will may be down there at 6pm Fri­day dis­pens­ing cheer & freestuff — or if you hap­pen to be pass­ing, please do donate a lit­tle spare ping for, as I may have men­tioned, a very good cause.

And of course, you have the oppor­tu­ni­ty to try an ERG for your­self. It has to be good for you right?, and there is almost no chance you’ll end up in the lagoon. Bonus.

Wellington City Council ARE supporting Earth Hour (8pm, 29th March)

I love this city and this coun­try when you can email the May­or of the cap­i­tal, get a rea­soned (if delayed) response and have things hap­pen.

This is the fol­low-up from Ker­ry Pren­der­gast regard­ing my ques­tion of how Welling­ton City Coun­cil is going to par­tic­i­pate in this year’s Earth Hour:

Dear Mike

Thank you for your email of 10 Jan­u­ary regard­ing Earth Hour.

I’m sor­ry it has tak­en a while to reply. We need­ed to wait until every­one returned from hol­i­day to dis­cuss the idea and make a deci­sion.

You will be hap­py to hear that the Coun­cil is going to par­tic­i­pate.

Big Moments on screen tonight

Come check out: Life in NZ from the 1950s to the 1980s!

The Friends of the Film Archive are launch­ing their 2008 sea­son with a 70-minute romp through piv­otal moments in New Zealand’s recent his­to­ry.

Begin­ning with the glo­ri­ous coloured trail­er hail­ing Queen Eliz­a­beth II’s coro­na­tion in 1953, through to David Lange’s bril­liant ora­to­ry dec­la­ra­tion of New Zealand’s Nuclear Free sta­tus in 1985, it all adds up to give a pic­ture of the cul­ture that has shaped the Baby Boomer gen­er­a­tion.

Tonight, Thurs­day 21 Feb, 7pm
70 min­utes
Entry by koha

My picks are the New Zealand Pri­ma­ry Schools at Work- A five-year-old arrives with his moth­er on his first day at school and joins activ­i­ties in the new entrant’s class.

But even bet­ter is Miss New Zealand, NZBC, 1973 (excerpt)
Miss South­land is intro­duced and tot­ters onto the stage in her plat­forms!!!!!

Fire! Explosions! Twitter!

Some­times, we receive our news about Welling­ton from Twit­ter:

And then we fol­low it up with emails:

10:05 am (7 min­utes ago) llew:
Quay Cor­po­rate told me that some­thing near them is on fire — they’re very near Real Groovy

And more emails:

10:06 am (6 min­utes ago) James Guthrie:
yep. 2m flames com­ing from a bust pipe.

10:08 am (7 min­utes ago) Hadyn Green:
that’d be why pow­er was out every­where*.
blog it!

And now we need you to fill in the details for us!

* That explains why the bus wires were down this morn­ing. Sigh. It’s hard to be pas­sion­ate pub­lic trans­port advo­cate some­times.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Rescue Dawn posterIn 1998 Wern­er Her­zog made an acclaimed doc­u­men­tary called Lit­tle Dieter Needs to Fly about Ger­man-born Viet­nam hero Dieter Den­gler and his adven­tures as a US Navy pilot. He obvi­ous­ly had a big con­nec­tion to that sto­ry as he has now gone back and made a fea­ture about the most amaz­ing chap­ter of Dengler’s life: the escape from a jun­gle-bound Viet Cong prison camp after 6 months of near star­va­tion. The Dark Knight’s Chris­t­ian Bale stars. Rial­to exclu­sive.

Jack Nichol­son and Mor­gan Free­man star togeth­er as two old men on their last legs in The Buck­et List, direct­ed by Rob Rein­er. It opens today at Read­ings, Empire, Light­house Petone and Pent­house. Also, from the com­mer­cial depart­ment is tele­port­ing adven­ture Jumper star­ring Hay­den Chris­tensen and Samuel L. Jack­son. Rumours that the pro­posed sequels to Jumper will be called Sweater and Pullover are sim­ply reck­less. Read­ings, Empire, Regent-on-Man­ners.

[The rest of this week’s new releas­es after the jump]

More Malty Media Chillax Yo!

In the fifth of their Malty Media Chill­out Ses­sions, home­bred Welling­ton elec­tron­i­ca gurus Jet Jaguar (home after a long spell o’seas) and Aqua­boo­gie will be play­ing delec­table tunes and delight­ful com­po­si­tions this Wednes­day night, at Katipo Café.

Sooooo… we gonna ban this too?

waitangi park

Just ask­ing.

Introducing: The Masked Barfly

The Masked BarflyWho (or what) is The Masked Barfly? Maybe the prim­ly pin­striped con­nois­seur sip­ping Viog­nier at Arbi­trageur? The earnest beer geek debat­ing Saaz hops and top-fer­ment­ed ales at Bar Edward? What about the tight-pant­ed hip­ster knock­ing back deeply iron­ic cask wine at Mighty Mighty? Or per­haps all of the above and more?

We at the Welling­ton­ista have nev­er been shy about our love for the deli­cious demon drink, but now we can intro­duce to you our newest and most dis­rep­utable writer: The Masked Barfly. She, he or it (it’s hard to tell with inver­te­brates, espe­cial­ly when they are invet­er­ate ine­bri­ates) will be brought in as a spe­cial­ist cor­re­spon­dent to bring you the lat­est hos­pi­tal­i­ty news, the hottest drink­ing tips and the most sala­cious gos­sip that the libel laws will allow.

The fly has eclec­tic tastes, so expect every­thing from deca­dent new cock­tails to cheep beer nights, with even the odd morsel of food and cof­fee info thrown in. It will be buzzing around the city, bring­ing the news on booz­ing in the ‘burbs as well as the flesh­pots of Courte­nay & Cuba. And of course if you have tips to share, or vile unsub­stan­ti­at­ed rumours to spread, send them our way and we’ll make sure it gets to our new cor­re­spon­dent.

Solace in the Wind — Max Patte

Say hi to my new favourite stat­ue.

Solace in the Wind

I edit­ed out his pri­vates.