Bars and Bites

This is in the vein of The Welling­ton­ista Bar Fly-les, but I thought I’d give it anoth­er name since it’s about food & cof­fee as well as drink.

  • Have I been unob­ser­vant, or has Off­beat Orig­i­nals only just start­ed offer­ing lamb as an option in their famous burg­ers? And tape­nade as an accom­pa­ni­ment?! [insert drool­ing nois­es here]
  • The Bue­na Vista Social Club seems to have been suc­cess­ful as a cer­tain may­oral cam­paign. It has closed (rather incon­ve­nient­ly for cer­tain fringe shows), though it is appar­ent­ly due to reopen as a gay bar called S&M. No com­ment.
  • If you’ve been putting off enjoy­ing Sim­ply Paris’ excel­lent cas­soulet, patis­serie, Mer­guez frites baguettes or pain per­du by their bizarre choice of “Nespres­so” in place of cof­fee, then rejoice! for they now have a prop­er espres­so machine and Orb cof­fee. You’ll still have to put up with the twee décor and occa­sion­al­ly slow ser­vice, though the more than occa­sion­al hot­ness of their staff should make up for the lat­ter.
  • For­give me for shout­ing, but … TIKI TIKI TIKI! It’s not quite the prop­er Tiki Bar that the Welling­ton­ista have long been gag­ging for, but Mat­ter­horn are hav­ing a Tiki Bar week­end this week­end, com­plete with vin­tage tiki mugs, dry ice, spe­cial cock­tails and sil­ly hats.

Wellingtonista on the Wheels of Steel

VBC logoSpin­ning the plat­ters that mat­ter on VBC from 7 to 9 tonight on behalf of the Welling­ton­ista will be… Dan S.

Hardy souls hap­py to be enraged or enlight­ened by some blasts from the past (many tunes will be con­jured from actu­al vinyl arti­facts) can tune in on 88.3FM or by vis­it­ing http://www.vbc.org.nz/ where they will stream the con­tent direct to your PC speak­ers. I’ll try and make a record­ing of the show for pod­cast con­ver­sion but, in the like­ly event I am con­sumed by pan­ic, I make no guar­an­tees.

Stephen’s intro to ver­sion 2.0 still applies:

The show will go from 7 — 9 pm, NZDT (GMT+13). The stu­dio line is +64 4 463 9994 if you feel like ring­ing up and abusing/encouraging me.

Summer city

Fairy Trina and Fairy LilyFor some of the small­est Welling­ton­istas the most impor­tant part of the coun­cil’s Sum­mer City fes­ti­val has fin­ished with the end of Fairy Tri­na’s wild­ly pop­u­lar run of Enchant­ed Tales on Sat­ur­day.

And this evening marked the end of a series of pret­ty inter­est­ing evening Gar­dens Mag­ic events with a gig by OdESSA. But fear not — there’s still lots more excite­ment for every­one between now and the end of March when the fes­ti­val wraps up.

We’d rec­om­mend pick­ing up one of the guides from the library or oth­er spots around town; or fail­ing that, down­load a copy from the coun­cil’s event web­site.

Then, assem­ble your own pro­gramme of activ­i­ties. Hmm­mm… maybe those same small Welling­ton­istas would like to see The Phoenix Foun­da­tion on Valen­tine’s Day? Because their par­ents sure as hell would…

(FTW) Wigs for Whigs

me as Madonna, not Marilyn. Honest.Let’s say that you have a dress-up par­ty to go to, maybe with an ‘Amer­i­can Mis­takes’ theme, and maybe you want a blonde wig to go with your red dress so that you can be Anna Nicole Smith. Where should you get that blonde wig from? Well, if you’re a pub­lic ser­vant at the Molesworth end of town, you might head down to Cre­ative Show Off Cos­tume Hire on Thorn­don Quay, and pay $20 for a wig. But if you’re smart, you’ll go to the Cos­tume Cave on Wake­field Street instead, and only pay $10. Cos­tume Cave for the win!

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

200801241353.jpgThere are at least two crack­ers in this week’s line-up. First­ly, John­ny Depp re-unites with Tim Bur­ton for faith­ful adap­ta­tion of Stephen Sondheim’s acclaimed musi­cal Sweeney Todd: The Demon Bar­ber of Fleet Street. Depp is in his finest form (despite not hav­ing a Broad­way-strength voice) and is joined by a won­der­ful cast includ­ing Hele­na Bon­ham Carter, Alan Rick­man, Tim­o­thy Spall and Sacha Baron Cohen. Read­ings, Empire, Sky City Quensgate.

“The West Wing” cre­ator Aaron Sorkin returns to DC to script Char­lie Wilson’s War: the true sto­ry of a rene­gade but prin­ci­pled play­boy Con­gress­man (Tom Han­ks) who almost sin­gle-hand­ed­ly fund­ed the Afghan resis­tance to the Sovi­et inva­sion in the 1980s. I was sur­prised to see this wasn’t nom­i­nat­ed for an Oscar in the Best Adapt­ed Screen­play cat­e­go­ry but Philip Sey­mour Hoff­man is in there as Sup­port­ing Actor for his excel­lent turn as impolitic CIA oper­a­tive Gust Avrako­tos. You can see this one at the Embassy, Read­ings and Sky City Queens­gate.

[The rest of this week’s new release sum­marised after the jump…]

Random Art Story, Two

DSC00201 Next in our series of over­looked Welling­ton pub­lic art is this beau­ty here to the right.

If you’ve not seen it before I’d be extreme­ly sur­prised, because it’s plonked pret­ty much square­ly oppo­site the Lido, some­where seem­ing to always be awash with pun­ters tip­ping the usu­al vari­ety of liq­uids and solids into them­selves.

As you can see, it’s a great piece, bronze, and tex­tured in a mar­velous­ly sub­tle way. The slight­ly abstract lines just make it all the more curi­ous to look at, and the com­plete absence of nose-hair sug­gests the mod­el was extreme­ly well-kempt.

So… what is it?

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Cloverfield posterAfter a few weeks off list­ing new releas­es I’m return­ing to record a typ­i­cal­ly eccen­tric mix of block­buster and art-house for you to while away those long, balmy sum­mer evenings.

First up is Oscar-win­ner Ang Lee’s first film since Broke­back Moun­tain, an erot­ic espi­onage thriller set in wartime Shang­hai. Already nom­i­nat­ed in last week’s Gold­en Globes Lust, Cau­tion is a Para­mount exclu­sive.

New York gets yet anoth­er ter­ri­ble pound­ing in Clover­field, as a mon­ster of some descrip­tion rips the head off the Stat­ue of Lib­er­ty among oth­er atroc­i­ties. The catch here is that the entire tale is told by “ordinary peo­ple” with their cam­corders, a lit­tle like Blair Witch a few years ago. It’s pro­duced by J. J. Abrams (“Lost”) and direct­ed by anoth­er t.v. alum­ni Matt Reeves (best known thus far as cre­ator of “Felicity”). At Read­ings Courte­nay Cen­tral and Sky City Queens­gate.

Patrick Melton and Mar­cus Dun­stan have been up nights devis­ing yet more sadis­tic tor­tures for deserv­ing and unde­serv­ing suck­ers and have come up with Saw IV. Jig­saw carked it at the end of Saw III but that doesn‘t appear to slow things down at all. You’ll find it at Read­ings, Sky City Queens­gate and Regent-on-Man­ners: look for the teenage boys try­ing to sneak in on bor­rowed ID’s.

Bond vil­lain Mads Mikkelsen cross­es over to the side of the angels in Susanne Bier’s acclaimed After the Wed­ding (Para­mount and Pent­house). He plays Jacob, an aid work­er who returns to Den­mark on a fund-rais­ing mis­sion but instead dis­cov­ers a life-chang­ing fam­i­ly secret. After the Wed­ding was nom­i­nat­ed for an Oscar last year in the Best For­eign Lan­guage Flick cat­e­go­ry. Final­ly, a geri­atric romance is on offer in Elsa and Fred, from Spain. Described by one crit­ic as “simultaneously heart­break­ing and heart­en­ing” this one seems tai­lor-made for the Pent­house.

Read­ings, in their wis­dom, have decid­ed not to offer the Cap­i­tal Times any reviewer’s pass­es in 2008 which makes writ­ing about their films very close to being more trou­ble than it’s worth. So, Clover­field and Saw IV may not be reviewed there (and thus also at Funer­als & Snakes) next Wednes­day but the oth­ers will.

Are we a modern city?

We CAN do this Wellington!Case in point … why do we not have broad­band access to every­one in the (wider) city?

This from Sin­ga­pore:

Sin­ga­pore gets free wire­less con­nec­tiv­i­ty with Wireless@SG while no one gets left behind in the dig­i­tal rev­o­lu­tion. Find out about how the Sin­ga­pore Gov­ern­ment is reach­ing out to more Sin­ga­pore­ans and equip­ping every­one to take full advan­tage of the dig­i­tal oppor­tu­ni­ties that are open­ing up.

So why don’t we do that?

Is it a case, as some think (in the com­ments), that the Gov­ern­ment should stay out of pro­vid­ing infra­struc­ture and leave it to the pri­vate indus­try (to which I assume they are refer­ring to Tele­com or Tel­str­a­Clear)?

To be fair the Coun­cil is doing some­thing about it — read their broad­band plan

Welling­ton City Coun­cil­lors have agreed to a vision that could see afford­able, high-speed broad­band access through­out the city by 2012.

But we all know how fast tech­nol­o­gy moves (have you seen the just announced, 2cm deep Apple MacAir?) and so this promise for 2012 by our Coun­cil seems, at best, lim­it­ed in vision and at worse, a huge missed oppor­tu­ni­ty. For instance, what we’re promised for 2012 South Korea has had for 3 years.

A pos­si­ble solu­tion for you after the jump …

Wellingtonista Radio Show ep 02

Last week saw the qui­et but con­fi­dent debut of the Welling­ton­ista Radio Show on The VBC. You can lis­ten to an edit­ed ver­sion of the show here Wellingtonista_Show_EP01 (right-click, save as), and hope­ful­ly we’ll get our pod­cast­ing steez togeth­er and start pub­lish­ing the shows as umm.. pod­casts.

I’ll be pre­sent­ing the sec­ond show, same time: 7pm — 9pm, tonight.

Tech info after the jump…

These are the fixtures of your neighbourhood

One of the things about liv­ing in a great city like Welling­ton is that there are a hell of a lot of things to take for grant­ed.

I men­tion this because while lis­ten­ing to Don McGlashan in Civic Square the oth­er day he men­tioned that Auck­land does­n’t real­ly have any civic art. I’m not sure that’s entire­ly true… But, in the spir­it of parochial one-upman­ship I thought I’d bring you some of Welling­ton’s oft-over­looked art and sculp­ture.

Why oft-over­looked? Well, we have the Welling­ton Sculp­ture Trust and its glam­our­puss art all over the blim­min place, but there’s also a lot of small­er, less noticed stuff that we here at the Welling­ton­ista want to cel­e­brate.

DSC00197 So with no fur­ther ado, here is a sculp­ture. And ain’t it a lit­tle cutie?

The real ques­tion is of course whether you recog­nise it. And you prob­a­bly don’t. This of course being the prob­lem with a place like Welling­ton, some­times there’s so much bloody pub­lic art you can’t walk three feet with­out trip­ping over the lat­est “abstract some­thing”…

But I digress. So what is it?! More after the jump!