Bars and Bites

This is in the vein of The Wel­ling­tonista Bar Fly-les, but I thought I’d give it anoth­er name since it’s about food & cof­fee as well as drink.

  • Have I been unob­serv­ant, or has Off­beat Ori­gin­als only just star­ted offer­ing lamb as an option in their fam­ous bur­gers? And tapen­ade as an accom­pani­ment?! [insert drool­ing noises here]
  • The Buena Vista Social Club seems to have been suc­cess­ful as a cer­tain may­or­al cam­paign. It has closed (rather incon­veni­ently for cer­tain fringe shows), though it is appar­ently due to reopen as a gay bar called S&M. No com­ment.
  • If you’ve been put­ting off enjoy­ing Simply Par­is’ excel­lent cas­soulet, patis­ser­ie, Merguez frites baguettes or pain perdu by their bizarre choice of “Nespresso” in place of cof­fee, then rejoice! for they now have a prop­er espresso machine and Orb cof­fee. You’ll still have to put up with the twee décor and occa­sion­ally slow ser­vice, though the more than occa­sion­al hot­ness of their staff should make up for the lat­ter.
  • For­give me for shout­ing, but … TIKI TIKI TIKI! It’s not quite the prop­er Tiki Bar that the Wel­ling­tonista have long been gag­ging for, but Mat­ter­horn are hav­ing a Tiki Bar week­end this week­end, com­plete with vin­tage tiki mugs, dry ice, spe­cial cock­tails and silly hats.

Wellingtonista on the Wheels of Steel

VBC logoSpin­ning the plat­ters that mat­ter on VBC from 7 to 9 tonight on behalf of the Wel­ling­tonista will be… Dan S.

Hardy souls happy to be enraged or enlightened by some blasts from the past (many tunes will be con­jured from actu­al vinyl arti­facts) can tune in on 88.3FM or by vis­it­ing http://www.vbc.org.nz/ where they will stream the con­tent dir­ect to your PC speak­ers. I’ll try and make a record­ing of the show for pod­cast con­ver­sion but, in the likely event I am con­sumed by pan­ic, I make no guar­an­tees.

Stephen’s intro to ver­sion 2.0 still applies:

The show will go from 7 – 9 pm, NZDT (GMT+13). The stu­dio line is +64 4 463 9994 if you feel like ringing up and abusing/encouraging me.

Summer city

Fairy Trina and Fairy LilyFor some of the smal­lest Wel­ling­tonis­tas the most import­ant part of the coun­cil’s Sum­mer City fest­iv­al has fin­ished with the end of Fairy Trina’s wildly pop­u­lar run of Enchanted Tales on Sat­urday.

And this even­ing marked the end of a series of pretty inter­est­ing even­ing Gar­dens Magic events with a gig by OdESSA. But fear not – there’s still lots more excite­ment for every­one between now and the end of March when the fest­iv­al wraps up.

We’d recom­mend pick­ing up one of the guides from the lib­rary or oth­er spots around town; or fail­ing that, down­load a copy from the coun­cil’s event web­site.

Then, assemble your own pro­gramme of activ­it­ies. Hmmmm… maybe those same small Wel­ling­tonis­tas would like to see The Phoenix Found­a­tion on Valentine’s Day? Because their par­ents sure as hell would…

(FTW) Wigs for Whigs

me as Madonna, not Marilyn. Honest.Let’s say that you have a dress-up party to go to, maybe with an ‘Amer­ic­an Mis­takes’ theme, and maybe you want a blonde wig to go with your red dress so that you can be Anna Nicole Smith. Where should you get that blonde wig from? Well, if you’re a pub­lic ser­vant at the Moles­worth end of town, you might head down to Cre­at­ive Show Off Cos­tume Hire on Thorndon Quay, and pay $20 for a wig. But if you’re smart, you’ll go to the Cos­tume Cave on Wake­field Street instead, and only pay $10. Cos­tume Cave for the win!

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

200801241353.jpgThere are at least two crack­ers in this week’s line-up. Firstly, Johnny Depp re-unites with Tim Bur­ton for faith­ful adapt­a­tion of Steph­en Sondheim’s acclaimed music­al Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Depp is in his finest form (des­pite not hav­ing a Broad­way-strength voice) and is joined by a won­der­ful cast includ­ing Helena Bon­ham Carter, Alan Rick­man, Timothy Spall and Sacha Bar­on Cohen. Read­ings, Empire, Sky City Quens­gate.

“The West Wing” cre­at­or Aaron Sor­kin returns to DC to script Charlie Wilson’s War: the true story of a reneg­ade but prin­cipled play­boy Con­gress­man (Tom Hanks) who almost single-handedly fun­ded the Afghan res­ist­ance to the Soviet inva­sion in the 1980s. I was sur­prised to see this wasn’t nom­in­ated for an Oscar in the Best Adap­ted Screen­play cat­egory but Philip Sey­mour Hoff­man is in there as Sup­port­ing Act­or for his excel­lent turn as impol­it­ic CIA oper­at­ive Gust Avrako­tos. You can see this one at the Embassy, Read­ings and Sky City Queens­gate.

[The rest of this week’s new release sum­mar­ised after the jump…]

Random Art Story, Two

DSC00201 Next in our series of over­looked Wel­ling­ton pub­lic art is this beauty here to the right.

If you’ve not seen it before I’d be extremely sur­prised, because it’s plonked pretty much squarely oppos­ite the Lido, some­where seem­ing to always be awash with punters tip­ping the usu­al vari­ety of liquids and solids into them­selves.

As you can see, it’s a great piece, bronze, and tex­tured in a mar­velously subtle way. The slightly abstract lines just make it all the more curi­ous to look at, and the com­plete absence of nose-hair sug­gests the mod­el was extremely well-kempt.

So… what is it?

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Cloverfield posterAfter a few weeks off list­ing new releases I’m return­ing to record a typ­ic­ally eccent­ric mix of block­buster and art-house for you to while away those long, balmy sum­mer even­ings.

First up is Oscar-win­ner Ang Lee’s first film since Broke­back Moun­tain, an erot­ic espi­on­age thrill­er set in war­time Shang­hai. Already nom­in­ated in last week’s Golden Globes Lust, Cau­tion is a Para­mount exclus­ive.

New York gets yet anoth­er ter­rible pound­ing in Clover­field, as a mon­ster of some descrip­tion rips the head off the Statue of Liberty among oth­er atro­cit­ies. The catch here is that the entire tale is told by “ordinary people” with their cam­cord­ers, a little like Blair Witch a few years ago. It’s pro­duced by J. J. Abrams (“Lost”) and dir­ec­ted by anoth­er t.v. alumni Matt Reeves (best known thus far as cre­at­or of “Felicity”). At Read­ings Cour­tenay Cent­ral and Sky City Queens­gate.

Patrick Melton and Mar­cus Dun­stan have been up nights devis­ing yet more sad­ist­ic tor­tures for deserving and undeserving suck­ers and have come up with Saw IV. Jig­saw carked it at the end of Saw III but that doesn‘t appear to slow things down at all. You’ll find it at Read­ings, Sky City Queens­gate and Regent-on-Man­ners: look for the teen­age boys try­ing to sneak in on bor­rowed ID’s.

Bond vil­lain Mads Mikkelsen crosses over to the side of the angels in Susanne Bier’s acclaimed After the Wed­ding (Para­mount and Pent­house). He plays Jac­ob, an aid work­er who returns to Den­mark on a fund-rais­ing mis­sion but instead dis­cov­ers a life-chan­ging fam­ily secret. After the Wed­ding was nom­in­ated for an Oscar last year in the Best For­eign Lan­guage Flick cat­egory. Finally, a geri­at­ric romance is on offer in Elsa and Fred, from Spain. Described by one crit­ic as “simultaneously heart­break­ing and heart­en­ing” this one seems tail­or-made for the Pent­house.

Read­ings, in their wis­dom, have decided not to offer the Cap­it­al Times any reviewer’s passes in 2008 which makes writ­ing about their films very close to being more trouble than it’s worth. So, Clover­field and Saw IV may not be reviewed there (and thus also at Funer­als & Snakes) next Wed­nes­day but the oth­ers will.

Are we a modern city?

We CAN do this Wellington!Case in point … why do we not have broad­band access to every­one in the (wider) city?

This from Singa­pore:

Singa­pore gets free wire­less con­nectiv­ity with Wireless@SG while no one gets left behind in the digit­al revolu­tion. Find out about how the Singa­pore Gov­ern­ment is reach­ing out to more Singa­por­eans and equip­ping every­one to take full advant­age of the digit­al oppor­tun­it­ies that are open­ing up.

So why don’t we do that?

Is it a case, as some think (in the com­ments), that the Gov­ern­ment should stay out of provid­ing infra­struc­ture and leave it to the private industry (to which I assume they are refer­ring to Tele­com or Tel­straClear)?

To be fair the Coun­cil is doing some­thing about it – read their broad­band plan

Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil­lors have agreed to a vis­ion that could see afford­able, high-speed broad­band access through­out the city by 2012.

But we all know how fast tech­no­logy moves (have you seen the just announced, 2cm deep Apple MacAir?) and so this prom­ise for 2012 by our Coun­cil seems, at best, lim­ited in vis­ion and at worse, a huge missed oppor­tun­ity. For instance, what we’re prom­ised for 2012 South Korea has had for 3 years.

A pos­sible solu­tion for you after the jump …

Wellingtonista Radio Show ep 02

Last week saw the quiet but con­fid­ent debut of the Wel­ling­tonista Radio Show on The VBC. You can listen to an edited ver­sion of the show here Wellingtonista_Show_EP01 (right-click, save as), and hope­fully we’ll get our pod­cast­ing steez togeth­er and start pub­lish­ing the shows as umm.. pod­casts.

I’ll be present­ing the second show, same time: 7pm – 9pm, tonight.

Tech info after the jump…

These are the fixtures of your neighbourhood

One of the things about liv­ing in a great city like Wel­ling­ton is that there are a hell of a lot of things to take for gran­ted.

I men­tion this because while listen­ing to Don McGlashan in Civic Square the oth­er day he men­tioned that Auck­land does­n’t really have any civic art. I’m not sure that’s entirely true… But, in the spir­it of paro­chi­al one-upman­ship I thought I’d bring you some of Wel­ling­ton’s oft-over­looked art and sculp­ture.

Why oft-over­looked? Well, we have the Wel­ling­ton Sculp­ture Trust and its glam­our­puss art all over the blim­min place, but there’s also a lot of smal­ler, less noticed stuff that we here at the Wel­ling­tonista want to cel­eb­rate.

DSC00197 So with no fur­ther ado, here is a sculp­ture. And ain’t it a little cutie?

The real ques­tion is of course wheth­er you recog­nise it. And you prob­ably don’t. This of course being the prob­lem with a place like Wel­ling­ton, some­times there’s so much bloody pub­lic art you can­’t walk three feet without trip­ping over the latest “abstract some­thing”…

But I digress. So what is it?! More after the jump!