Fly on the wall

Greet­ings: it’s The Masked Bar­fly here, and I’ve been keep­ing my com­pound eyes peeled for drinky stor­ies to keep you informed, enter­tained and inebri­ated. With the Fest about to kick off, and the Fringe well under way, it’s going to be a busy time out on the town for a while.

Bars near the Fowl-house and Town Hall are likely to be hum­ming, and while I don’t expect the luv­vies and K‑block mat­rons to be hit­ting Blend or Down­town Loc­al (now, that would be a scene to see!), cafes like Felix, Finc and The Lido will be crammed with eth­ic­ally-faux furs and ren­ted tuxes. Pon­ci­er bars such as St Johns will be taken over for spon­sors’ drinks, such as for tonight’s open­ing Ornette Cole­man, though I won­der what most of the bray­ing suits would make of the squawk­ing sax?

While there’s nowhere brand-new to take advant­age of the free-spend­ing boomers, the fly is noti­cing a buzz build­ing around the Cour­tenay Place and Blair St area, and is get­ting quite excited. No, not over The Tem­per­ance (while any bar­fly can appre­ci­ate the iron­ic monik­er, three floors of tanked-up boof­heads is not my idea of fun), but over a couple of highly-anti­cip­ated and long-rumoured open­ings. UU (did any­one ever call it that?) has been closed for renov­a­tions, and a sneaky peak revealed the mir­rors giv­ing way to brick. That, com­bined with the appear­ance of bull­fight­ing posters in the win­dow, has me won­der­ing: could this be a prop­er tapas bar at last. And as for what’s hap­pen­ing in Blair St … well, my mand­ibles are sealed.

Star Boating Club Rowathon Tonight.*

ERG!!Here’s a bit of fun to be had – the Star Boat­ing Club (that’s that cool place by the lagoon that you’ve prob­ably atten­ded more than a few wed­dings at, or oth­er occa­sions & got your­self com­pletely trashed & may or may not have ended up in the water in your din­ner suit or ball gown…) in con­junc­tion with Wel­ling­ton Girls Col­lege, Queen Mar­garet’s Col­lege and Wel­ling­ton Col­lege, is hold­ing a 20 hour Row-A-Thon to raise funds for the cur­rent sea­son of races, regat­tas & camps.

It takes place at the Read­ing Com­plex Foy­er (Court­ney Place) between 6pm Fri­day Feb­ru­ary 22 (TONIGHT!!), and Noon Sat­urday.

And what is a Row-A-Thon when it’s at home? Well… they’re put­ting 2 ERG machines (that’s short­hand for Row­ing Machine appar­ently – I’m not sure if it is acronym­ous, or if it rep­res­ents the noise the aver­age per­son makes while being sub­jec­ted to oper­at­ing it), one will be oper­ated con­tinu­ously for 20 hours, and the second, dear read­er, is for you to have a go at.

The row­ers have been dili­gently scour­ing their neigh­bour­hoods, fam­il­ies, and fam­il­ies’ busi­ness col­leagues get­ting spon­sor­ship, and on the day, those not ERGing will be shak­ing tins & per­suad­ing punters to part with a little Xmas dosh. All for a good cause – those ERGs & the boats don’t grow on trees you know.

So head on down for a look – 91FM & the Black Thun­ders will may be down there at 6pm Fri­day dis­pens­ing cheer & freestuff – or if you hap­pen to be passing, please do donate a little spare ping for, as I may have men­tioned, a very good cause.

And of course, you have the oppor­tun­ity to try an ERG for your­self. It has to be good for you right?, and there is almost no chance you’ll end up in the lagoon. Bonus.

Wellington City Council ARE supporting Earth Hour (8pm, 29th March)

I love this city and this coun­try when you can email the May­or of the cap­it­al, get a reasoned (if delayed) response and have things hap­pen.

This is the fol­low-up from Kerry Pren­der­gast regard­ing my ques­tion of how Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil is going to par­ti­cip­ate in this year’s Earth Hour:

Dear Mike

Thank you for your email of 10 Janu­ary regard­ing Earth Hour.

I’m sorry it has taken a while to reply. We needed to wait until every­one returned from hol­i­day to dis­cuss the idea and make a decision.

You will be happy to hear that the Coun­cil is going to par­ti­cip­ate.

Big Moments on screen tonight

Come check out: Life in NZ from the 1950s to the 1980s!

The Friends of the Film Archive are launch­ing their 2008 sea­son with a 70-minute romp through pivotal moments in New Zeal­and’s recent his­tory.

Begin­ning with the glor­i­ous col­oured trail­er hail­ing Queen Eliza­beth II’s coron­a­tion in 1953, through to Dav­id Lange’s bril­liant oratory declar­a­tion of New Zeal­and’s Nuc­le­ar Free status in 1985, it all adds up to give a pic­ture of the cul­ture that has shaped the Baby Boomer gen­er­a­tion.

Tonight, Thursday 21 Feb, 7pm
70 minutes
Entry by koha

My picks are the New Zea­l­and Primary Schools at Work- A five-year-old arrives with his moth­er on his first day at school and joins activ­it­ies in the new entrant’s class.

But even bet­ter is Miss New Zea­l­and, NZBC, 1973 (excerpt)
Miss South­land is intro­duced and tot­ters onto the stage in her plat­forms!!!!!

Fire! Explosions! Twitter!

Some­times, we receive our news about Wel­ling­ton from Twit­ter:

And then we fol­low it up with emails:

10:05 am (7 minutes ago) llew:
Quay Cor­por­ate told me that some­thing near them is on fire – they’re very near Real Groovy

And more emails:

10:06 am (6 minutes ago) James Guthrie:
yep. 2m flames com­ing from a bust pipe.

10:08 am (7 minutes ago) Hadyn Green:
that’d be why power was out every­where*.
blog it!

And now we need you to fill in the details for us!

* That explains why the bus wires were down this morn­ing. Sigh. It’s hard to be pas­sion­ate pub­lic trans­port advoc­ate some­times.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Rescue Dawn posterIn 1998 Wern­er Herzog made an acclaimed doc­u­ment­ary called Little Dieter Needs to Fly about Ger­man-born Viet­nam hero Dieter Den­gler and his adven­tures as a US Navy pilot. He obvi­ously had a big con­nec­tion to that story as he has now gone back and made a fea­ture about the most amaz­ing chapter of Dengler’s life: the escape from a jungle-bound Viet Cong pris­on camp after 6 months of near star­va­tion. The Dark Knight’s Chris­ti­an Bale stars. Rialto exclus­ive.

Jack Nich­olson and Mor­gan Free­man star togeth­er as two old men on their last legs in The Buck­et List, dir­ec­ted by Rob Rein­er. It opens today at Read­ings, Empire, Light­house Petone and Pent­house. Also, from the com­mer­cial depart­ment is tele­port­ing adven­ture Jump­er star­ring Hay­den Christensen and Samuel L. Jack­son. Rumours that the pro­posed sequels to Jump­er will be called Sweat­er and Pullover are simply reck­less. Read­ings, Empire, Regent-on-Man­ners.

[The rest of this week’s new releases after the jump]

More Malty Media Chillax Yo!

In the fifth of their Malty Media Chil­lout Ses­sions, homebred Wel­ling­ton elec­tron­ica gurus Jet Jag­uar (home after a long spell o’seas) and Aquaboo­gie will be play­ing delect­able tunes and delight­ful com­pos­i­tions this Wed­nes­day night, at Katipo Café.

Sooooo… we gonna ban this too?

waitangi park

Just ask­ing.

Introducing: The Masked Barfly

The Masked BarflyWho (or what) is The Masked Bar­fly? Maybe the primly pin­striped con­nois­seur sip­ping Viog­ni­er at Arbit­rageur? The earn­est beer geek debat­ing Saaz hops and top-fer­men­ted ales at Bar Edward? What about the tight-panted hip­ster knock­ing back deeply iron­ic cask wine at Mighty Mighty? Or per­haps all of the above and more?

We at the Wel­ling­tonista have nev­er been shy about our love for the deli­cious demon drink, but now we can intro­duce to you our new­est and most dis­rep­ut­able writer: The Masked Bar­fly. She, he or it (it’s hard to tell with inver­teb­rates, espe­cially when they are invet­er­ate inebri­ates) will be brought in as a spe­cial­ist cor­res­pond­ent to bring you the latest hos­pit­al­ity news, the hot­test drink­ing tips and the most sala­cious gos­sip that the libel laws will allow.

The fly has eclect­ic tastes, so expect everything from dec­ad­ent new cock­tails to cheep beer nights, with even the odd morsel of food and cof­fee info thrown in. It will be buzz­ing around the city, bring­ing the news on booz­ing in the ‘burbs as well as the flesh­pots of Cour­tenay & Cuba. And of course if you have tips to share, or vile unsub­stan­ti­ated rumours to spread, send them our way and we’ll make sure it gets to our new cor­res­pond­ent.

Solace in the Wind – Max Patte

Say hi to my new favour­ite statue.

Solace in the Wind

I edited out his privates.