The Wellingtonista events calendar — you know you want it

The Welling­ton­ista has a cal­en­dar of events that we think you real­ly REALLY want to know about. We also know that you want this vital infor­ma­tion deliv­ered into your own cal­en­dar — easy peasy, just fol­low the instruc­tions after the break …

Tui hooligans

Tui with megaphoneThe recent flap (no pun intend­ed) over noisy tui may seem like a typ­i­cal sil­ly sea­son non-sto­ry, but believe me, it’s a real prob­lem. I live above a major cen­tral city inter­sec­tion, and peo­ple some­times ask whether I’m dis­turbed by road noise. “No,” I say, “but those bloody birds wake me up at 5 in the morn­ing!” A small patch of harakeke eight floors down is enough to attract hordes of juve­nile tui flit­ting around and chat­ter­ing and gen­er­al­ly car­ry­ing on like kids in Man­ners Mall. Tsk tsk, youth today!

It’s prob­a­bly just the morn­ing-averse urbo­cen­tric bio­pho­bic grump in me, but does any­one else notice it? And what is the best col­lec­tive noun for tui? A dis­tur­bance? A lar­rikin? A rau­cous?

Wellingtonista Radio Show

Just a wee heads up: I’ll be pre­sent­ing the very first Welling­ton­ista Radio Show on The VBC tonight. The VBC is the stu­dent owned and operated/community LPFM radio sta­tion broad­cast­ing on 88.3FM, based at the Kel­burn Cam­pus of Vic­to­ria Uni­ver­si­ty of Welling­ton, in New Zealand.

Coffee in Newtown?

Can any­body help me locate a decent cof­fee in New­town dur­ing these inter­minable pub­lic hol­i­days? Peo­ples’ is shut until Mon­day, as is the café at the Med. The only option I have locat­ed thus far is Eva Dixon’s at the Zoo (which was a love­ly walk in the sun) but result­ed in a small lat­té in a large take­away cup topped by prodi­gious amounts of froth, cost me $5.20 includ­ing the sur­charge, and tast­ed like filth.

So, tomor­row I need a bet­ter option. Any ideas?

UPDATE: Thanks to the help­ful com­ments I head­ed north today to find that The Ball­room, The Recov­ery Room and Pranah are all closed (which I sus­pect­ed after hav­ing the same prob­lems last East­er). And I did feel fair­ly strange prowl­ing the cor­ri­dors of the hos­pi­tal look­ing for the Fuel kiosk which was also closed.

So, I’m off to the movies at Island Bay where, hope­ful­ly, the Empire can serve me up a brew before Alvin and The Chip­munks.

Bill Hammond — City Gallery

Hammond_MASTER Assum­ing you haven’t swanned off to sun your­self in the mis­er­able bloody New Zealand Christ­mas weath­er, dash­ing in and out of the rain­storms and/or hail with your bot­tle of Banan­aBoat, tow­el­ing hat, and lawn­chair, then you’re prob­a­bly still around Welling­ton.

Assum­ing you’ve made the right deci­sion (and are hav­ing your hols in Feb­ru­ary), then we here at the Welling­ton­ista advise you to get your­self along to the City Gallery for the FREE Bill Ham­mond exhi­bi­tion, Jin­gle Jan­gle Morn­ing.

And why? Because even when it’s crap­py out, Bil­l’s paint­ing is there for you.

Patting ourselves on our collective back. Again.

So, 2007 has pret­ty much kicked some ass, and sucked some ass, but let’s con­cen­trate on the good­ness.

In 2007, the Welling­ton­ista:

  • Gained eight new mem­bers (Anna, Che, Dan, Kim­ber­ley, Kowhai, MG, Mitch, Stephen and Sue)
  • Got four new dayjobs (Me, Llew, MG, Noizy)
  • Grew one baby (Kim­ber­ley)
  • Opened one shop (Martha)
  • Launched one mag­a­zine (Mitch)
  • Got Rus­sell Brown drunk a cou­ple of times
  • Hugged Blam Blam Blam
  • Made a total of at least six appearences in the Dom Post, not count­ing Kim­ber­ley’s sto­ries
  • Got on the bad side of Rex Nicholls and John McGrath
  • Had a 1100% increase in vot­ing for our awards.

Yay for us! What are your pre­dic­tions for 2008?

Malty Media Chillax Yo!

In the third of their Malty Media Chill­out Ses­sions, home­bred Welling­ton elec­tron­i­ca gurus Jet Jaguar (home after a long spell o’seas) and Aqua­boo­gie will be play­ing delec­table tunes and delight­ful com­po­si­tions this Wednes­day night, at Katipo Café.

This is a free event.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Mr. Magorium posterJust the one new film open­ing this week: Mr. Magorium’s Won­der Empo­ri­um about a mag­ic toyshop fac­ing unex­pect­ed change. It stars Dustin Hoff­man and Natal­ie Port­man and is reviewed here, at Funer­als & Snakes. Mago­ri­um is play­ing at Read­ings, Regent-on-Man­ners, Empire and Sky City Queens­gate.

It’s a qui­et week before the big Box­ing Day and New Year’s Day releas­es which, by my cal­cu­la­tion, will see 13 more films open in cin­e­mas around Welling­ton.

best cities… wtf?

Best Cities on FacebookUsu­al­ly web­site relat­ed piss­ing con­tests (Hot Or Not; Rate My, [er…] Kit­teh etc etc ad infini­tum) are inher­ent­ly dull.

But maybe not so dull if you are for­mer Welling­ton­ian, now Münch­en­er mad-genius devel­op­er Ben Nolan.

His Best Cities Face­book appli­ca­tion did, for a tiny gold­en moment, have Welling­ton in the top spot. Which means of course that this piss­ing con­test is now of inter­est to us, too!

Unfor­tu­nate­ly, Face­book being the kind of ran­dom, viral place that it is, the app has been seized upon by at least two dis­tinct region­al groups each com­pet­ing with­in each oth­er parochial­ly for the title of best city.

The upshot of all this is that towns like Slavon­s­ki Brod, a no doubt quite love­ly town with a rather pul­chri­tudi­nous pop­u­la­tion but not much larg­er than Inver­cargill, is the world’s fifth best city, with Welling­ton rel­e­gat­ed to 15th.

This is clear­ly not good enough. Get to it. peeps!

Embracing your inner show-mom

Late notice but tonight at the Film Archive, cnr of Tarana­ki and Ghuznee Streets, at 6:30pm the Friends of the Film Archive present a spe­cial insight into baby con­tests, beau­ty com­pe­ti­tions and screen tests from yes­ter­year. It’s free. It’s hilar­i­ous. Here’s the blurb:

“Contest Films from the silent era and the 1930s are pre­sent­ed afresh. Strug­gling ear­ly New Zealand film mak­ers made a liv­ing with their cam­eras putting the faces of the young, beau­ti­ful and tal­ent­ed on the screen to be judged by pop­u­lar vote.”