Stationery Porn

Hope­fully!

Small Busi­ness Expo – a 3 day event hap­pen­ing from today at the TSB Arena on Queen’s Wharf.

Um… no pic­tures to tempt you sorry, I dithered lov­ingly over a snap of an elec­tron­ic stapler, but it occured to me that there may be no elec­tron­ic staplers there & that might be mis­lead­ing advert­ising.

Any­way, the expo – 3 days of stalls, sem­inars, ment­ors, and most excit­ing of all, giveaways.

See you there this after­noon.

Taking the Good with the Bad

Vege Long Shot

Although Tom beat me to the chase on post­ing about the Wait­angi Park Mar­kets I thought I would sup­ple­ment his post with a few secrets from the mar­kets he may just have over­looked.

What I’ve enjoyed about the mar­kets, apart from haul­ing my sorry tuck­us out of bed at 8 or 9am on a Sunday, is the way it’s some­thing of a little com­munity.

vension man

Mind you, it’s a com­munity made up of people whose names I don’t know, and there’s even a few I for­got to pho­to­graph. But you get the gist.

Ven­sion guy here, for example, sells some pretty good salami. They’re brought in from some whole­saler called Base­Camp. We’ve got one hanging in the pantry gradu­ally aging. It’s covered in a white mold and is start­ing to get prop­erly stinky. Will prob­ably use it on a pizza, or maybe in an anti­pasto of some kind.

baker

This guy on the oth­er hand might look like the fish­mon­ger from the Asterix books, but he actu­ally makes a pretty good vari­ety of rus­tic breads.

We call him, “the nine-grain man”, because makes this fant­ast­ic bread. Keeps for about a week, and takes a whole lot of eat­ing. It’s not del­ic­ate and refined like Moulin Bakery, but… who cares! You need to be mak­ing door­stop sand­wiches? Get on down the mar­ket.

Nina Nastasia

Nina Nastas­ia is an accom­plished musi­cian, song­writer and per­former who cur­rently makes her home in New York, but she’s play­ing at the Bar Bodega on Fri­day night with Jim White (out of Aus­sie week-long-music­al-wake post-rock­ers The Dirty Three).


More info after the jump.

TXT BUS

Wel­ling­ton pub­lic trans­port has made anoth­er great leap for­ward. From the mar­gin of a loc­al com­munity news­pa­per:

Bus users across Wel­ling­ton can use their cell­phones to find out when the next sched­uled ser­vice will arrive. The ser­vice allows pro­spect­ive pas­sen­gers to find the times of the next three buses due by txting a four-digit num­ber – the bus-stop ID num­ber, dis­played on bus-stop signs – to BUS (287). A reply will arrive with­in seconds.

Now note that this will not tell you when the next bus will actu­ally arrive, but (pre­sum­ably) give you the next three buses due as per the timetable. So not hugely help­ful when your bus has not shown up for no appar­ent reas­on, and nor is it as cool as the digit­al signs I’ve seen in Auck­land’s inner sub­urbs, but still a start. Now can they just sort out integ­rated tick­et­ing? Kthxbai.

Sex in the city.….carparks

Today I parked in the Tour­na­ment car-park­ing build­ing on Mari­on Street and made the mis­take of walk­ing down the stairs to the street. Along with the delight­ful smell of urine, the stairs were also littered with used con­doms. Now, I’m really stoked that people were prac­ti­cing safer sex, espe­cially because I’m going to assume there’s a con­nec­tion between the num­ber of sex work­ers on Mari­on Street and their prox­im­ity to that build­ing, but really, isn’t there a more ummm enti­cing place people could go? I’ve also seen people hav­ing sex in the Lom­bard park­ing build­ing as well – what’s up with that, Wel­ling­ton? Is it the smell of pet­rol and urine that’s such a turn-on? Or are all Wel­ling­to­ni­ans just so horny that if you’ve gotta get off, you’ve got to get off wherever you are?

You are very important, yes you are

The lovely Beck­on Design Store (Wil­lis St Vil­lage) will be hav­ing a VIP even­ing on Wed­nes­day the 18th of July from 5.30pm onwards.

They will be show­cas­ing new ranges from val­ued loc­al arts and craft people includ­ing…

  • Hester de Ruiter:Hand-painted pouffes and Tea Tow­els
  • Cloud of Birds: one-off Plush­ies
  • Baby­li­cious : Children’s wear; Lady pants and Man pants!
  • Amu­let Treas­ures: One-off brooches by Amy McLen­nan
  • Robyn Yee – Bung Ham­sters
  • Nikki Bur­rows – Jew­el­ery
  • Ataahua – Lin­en and Light shades
  • Annie Collins – Jew­el­ery

There will also be 50% off selec­ted stock from…

Cath­er­ine Dav­id Design, 2 Belle, Mimi, T Double L, Jen­star, Flock, Scene Steal­er and Heav­enly.

On top of all of this there will be bubbles, spot prizes, nibbles, great com­pany and fant­ast­ic ser­vice (as usu­al)!

What more could you want? Come and sup­port some very tal­en­ted loc­als. All wel­come (yes, you are a VIP. Easy was­n’t it?)

Announcing the Wellingtonista Quiz League

It’s oooooooooooooon! We are very happy to present you with a start­ing date for the Wel­ling­tonista Quiz League – Tues­day July 24. We’d love you to par­ti­cip­ate. Not only will you get to flex your brain muscles and check out the quiz nights at four dif­fer­ent pubs, but you’ll also get to net­work with like­minded people and have a lot of fun. So now you need to find your­self three friends, send us an email to wel­ling­tonista @ gmail.com or leave us a com­ment here with your team name, and sign up to the mail­ing list for Quiz League announce­ments which may look sus­pi­ciously like the Bowl­ing League mail­ing list. We’ll let you know which inner-city pub we’re start­ing at closer to the time.

After the break, the rules. Any ques­tions?

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Bra Boys posterA very quiet week for open­ings, the calm before the Film Fest­iv­al storm you might say. Slip­ping out a day early under cov­er of dark­ness is Harry Pot­ter and the Order of the Phoenix (or Harry Pot­ter 5 as it said on my tick­et this after­noon). Sneak pre­view of my Cap­it­al Times review next week: “meh”. (Empire, Read­ings, Regent, Sky City Queens­gate).

The only oth­er pic­ture open­ing this week is the unfor­tu­nately titled Bra Boys, which is a doc­u­ment­ary about the fam­ous Sydney surf gang from the sub­urb of Marou­bra. The film is dir­ec­ted by one of the Bra Boys him­self, Sunny Aber­ton, and Exec Pro­duced by Rus­sell Crowe who is under­stand­ably more inter­ested in his South Sydney roots than his South Wel­ling­ton ori­gins (doc­u­ment­ary about Strath­more any­one?). Crowe is so into this par­tic­u­lar story that he’s slated to dir­ect and star in a fic­tion­al­ised ver­sion of it in 2009. Rialto only.

Numero Uno? Numero no no!

(Issue two is out now, but I have been slow. All judg­ments below are based on the first issue. I’m not buy­ing anoth­er one to see if it’s improved.)

When I saw the first issue of Uno on the shelves at the super­mar­ket, I was hop­ing it would be the Wel­ling­ton equi­val­ent of Metro – on a good day, not all “Why your kids’ school will give you can­cer and nev­er let them buy a house” Listen­eresque. But it’s not. It’s really, really not. Instead it turns out that Uno is every bit as advert­ising-copy driv­en as the Wel­ling­ton Guide – without the advant­age of at least being Welly exclus­ive. I sup­pose I should have known bet­ter give that Wel­ling­ton’s offi­cial vil­lain of 2006 is on the cov­er. After the jump, more reas­ons not to waste $9.95.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

"Razzle Dazzle" posterA quiet week this week for cinema releases (at least until Wed­nes­day).

Return­ing from April’s World Cinema Show­case are Word­play, well-regarded doc­u­ment­ary about the New York Times cross­word (very lim­ited ses­sions at the Light­house in Petone only) and Aus­sie mock­u­ment­ary Razzle Dazzle about the world of kids’ dance com­pet­i­tions (Light­house Petone and Pent­house).

For the school hol­i­days the Para­mount has a daily 11.00am screen­ing of anoth­er Aus­sie flick, The Silly Bil­lies Save The Cir­cus. When I was at the Para­mount we had two live vis­its from The Hooley Dooleys who I kind of con­sidered to be the Wiggles you have when you can­’t have The Wiggles. It looks like The Silly Bil­lies are what you get when you can­’t get The Hooley Dooleys.

Also at the Para­mount this week, a chil­dren’s movie of a dif­fer­ent kind, All The Invis­ible Chil­dren: an antho­logy movie sup­por­ted by Unicef fea­tur­ing sev­en short films about the plight of chil­dren around the world. Dir­ect­ors include Rid­ley Scott, Spike Lee and John Woo.

Oh, and on Wed­nes­day, pretty much every­where, the new Harry Pot­ter opens: Harry Pot­ter and the Order of the Phoenix.