(not-so) secret Wellingtonista handshake

Okay, here it is.

the handshake. hairy hands not a prerequisite

So, you start with your hand in the ‘W for Welling­ton’ shape. Con­nect with your part­ner fol­low­ing the Welly foot­path rule of stay­ing left (ie. your left­most fin­ger should be on the out­side of their right­most fin­ger). The join should be made up to the mid­dle knuck­le. Then (the coup-de-grace!) curl the ends of your fin­gers over. You’re now mak­ing a sym­bol­ic rep­re­sen­ta­tion of the hilly Welling­ton land­scape. Slide the fin­gers apart (sym­bol­ic rep­re­sen­ta­tion of a cat­a­stroph­ic earth­quake, if you’re so inclined), and you’re done.

So cool.

OfficeMax Office Products Expo

The amazing electric stapler!Some­how this appeals to me. Maybe it’s a rec­ol­lec­tion of the Dil­bert car­toon where you are exhort­ed to improve your life with stolen office sta­tion­ary.

Maybe it’s because I once took out the pow­er in a whole build­ing in the CBD when a col­league’s elec­tric sta­pler short­ed on my doc­u­ments.

Who knows…? But the call of the Office Prod­ucts Expo is like a siren singing to me.

I am so there already.

Actu­al­ly, now I think about it, it is the free stuff. I for one will be sport­ing a size­able back­pack, we haven’t bought any office prod­ucts for the Welling­ton­ista Tow­ers in the last 3 years…

OFFICEMAX SHARPEN UP

For the third year run­ning in Welling­ton, Office­max hosts the office prod­ucts expo of the year! Come on down to the Michael Fowler Cen­tre and take a look at new releas­es in office prod­ucts, fur­ni­ture, tech­nol­o­gy, hygiene prod­ucts and con­sum­ables.

Talk to the experts, catch the demon­stra­tions and try prod­ucts for your­self. There are fan­tas­tic free sam­ples to col­lect and great prizes to be won.

WHERE: Renouf Foy­er, Michael Fowler Cen­tre,
WHEN: Wednes­day 12 July
TIME: 10am — 3pm

Cracker

The Pelorus Trust Fireshow kicks of at Petone Wharf at 7.30pm, Sat­ur­day July 1st.

I sug­gest locat­ing your­self close to the west­ern end of the Esplanade for the best view.

It is a great event to take chil­dren to, since it is so ear­ly, and all over and fin­ished by 7.45pm.

Warm­ing bev­er­ages rec­om­mend­ed. In fact I can specif­i­cal­ly rec­om­mend a ther­mos of mulled wine. Mmm, toasty.

Stitch and Bitch

Not far north of Welling­ton is the fab­u­lous Hutt Val­ley. The jew­el in the crown of Hutt City is Petone, and this is the very spot where stitch­ers and bitch­ers will be hook­ing up (craft joke) fort­night­ly. Any project is wel­come, from peg­gy squares to pipeclean­er mod­els of the Eif­fel Tow­er.

The meet­ing room at Petone Library has been booked for this Mon­day June 26, from 7.30pm. Unfor­tu­nate­ly the venue is not avail­able every Mon­day, so we’re still look­ing for the per­fect spot.

If you’re keen please bowl on up. The entrance is from the Rich­mond St carpark. I’ll pop up some sig­nage on the night. There is hot water, but no cups or teabags, so byo please. We do need to pay for the room hire, a gold coin dona­tion is very wel­come.

You don’t need to live any­where near the venue to join us. We like peo­ple from every­where. That includes you Welling­ton.

Ques­tions? Con­tact me: wandaharland@gmail.com

An Email Conversation About Restaurants

although, I probably won't be having the crabFel­low Welling­ton­istas, I am tak­ing my in-laws out for din­ner tonight. Any rec­om­men­da­tions on a nice restau­rant that isn’t The White House, Logan Brown, Il Casi­no, Boulot or Chow? Qui­et ambi­ence a def­i­nite plus.

I’m a big fan of Maria Pia’s. Excel­lent food; the ser­vice is ok to good (pro­vid­ed by the fam­i­ly, so that you know what to expect)… but maybe not huge­ly qui­et.

In the same geo­graph­ic and gas­tro­nom­ic area as Maria Pia’s is Fran­cois. Nice, small and French. Try the snails.

If you’re after some­thing at the lev­el of The White House, Logan Brown or Il Casi­no, then try Cit­ron or Mar­tin Bosley at the Yacht Club. Def­i­nite­ly some of the most amaz­ing food in the city, and qui­et too. Also, while I haven’t been to Bisque at the Bolton Hotel, I’ve heard con­sis­tent­ly great things about it.

It’s not quite so qui­et, but Zibib­bo is always good. Adam Newell’s one of only two Miche­lin-starred chefs in NZ, and more impor­tant­ly, they do piz­za! If the in-laws are par­tial to a bit of cow flesh, then I’ve heard that Crazy Horse is the place to go.

And I can hearti­ly sec­ond the rec­om­men­da­tion of Maria Pia’s, but it might be rather short notice.

thanks all — the Yacht Club gets the nod. Although good to have those oth­ers in reserve for future occa­sions…

Don’t you just love the Hive Mind?

Happy bleepings

BleepThis Wednes­day night at Hap­py, a diverse bunch of musi­cians will get togeth­er for a live col­lab­o­ra­tive per­for­mance called “Bleep”. They’ve all got one thing in com­mon: they make music with machines.

And by “machines”, they don’t just mean com­put­ers. Sure, there’s the usu­al brace of lap­tops and MPCs, but the pre­lim­i­nary work­shop also includ­ed an elec­tric vio­lin, an op-shop omni­chord, elec­tron­ic drums, ana­logue tape-delays, an ancient Casiotone and what looked like a genet­i­cal­ly engi­neerd hybrid between a chi­nese stringed instru­ment and a mechan­i­cal type­writer. The result­ing sounds ranged from del­i­cate to fran­tic, but as this is an impro­vised col­lab­o­ra­tion, no-one (least of all us) will know quite what to expect.

Eclectic Electric

Here are a few things to keep your mind off the weath­er this week­end.

The World Press Pho­to ’06 exhi­bi­tion kicks off at Shed 11 today. It’s been inter­est­ing to see that the pub­lic­i­ty around town has tak­en a very polit­i­cal angle this year.

Just along the water­front at the Muse­um of Welling­ton City and Sea (I wish they’d find a short­er name!), they’re already two weeks into the month-long Welling­to­nia LIVE event. The word “eclec­tic” does­n’t even begin to describe the range of things going on there: there’s a per­for­mances from the Tinako­ri Hand­bell Asso­ci­a­tion, a Matari­ki cel­e­bra­tion with Toni Hua­ta, hur­dy-gur­dies, shan­ty singers, ghost tours, kete weav­ing and a debate on the con­tro­ver­sial Marine Edu­ca­tion Cen­tre. My main inter­est will be in the series of talks organ­ised by the Archi­tec­tur­al Cen­tre enti­tled “Why I do archi­tec­ture”. These kick off at 1pm tomor­row with Anna Kem­ble-Walsh and Mar­tin Han­ley of Red Design and John Mills of John Mills Archi­tects.

Poster for debut gig by The Blush ResponseFrom eclec­tic to elec­tric: new synth-pop band The Blush Response have their debut gig at Sand­wich­es tomor­row night. The band may be new, but the musi­cians will be very famil­iar to Welling­to­ni­ans: Jerami­ah Ross (aka Mod­ule), Rhi­an Shee­han, Raashi Malik (of Rhom­bus, among oth­ers) and Paul McLaney of Gram­sci.

Final­ly, you could always try to fig­ure out the loca­tion of the cur­rent Mys­tery Bar. If you do, you’d bet­ter get look­ing tonight because it’s closed on Sat­ur­day nights (that’s a clue). It also has some­thing in com­mon with Sand­wich­es.

Young and Hungry 2006

young and hungry. students, eh?The Young and Hun­gry 2006 sea­son is about to get under way, with three plays pro­duced and per­formed by ‘yoof’ start­ing their two week run down at Bats from this Fri­day night.

This year we’ve got How to Live in a World Full of Ter­ror­ists, Gen­er­a­tor, and, win­ner of best title award, Butt Ugly, which also sounds like it has the most enter­tain­ing (if famil­iar) plot: “What hap­pens when all the odd-ball freaks band togeth­er and set out for revenge?”

The Y&H plays are always good fun, and have spawned many a renowned thes­pi­an over the years — be sure to pop along and spot new the­atre tal­ent in the mak­ing. Book at Bats.

Harem Scarum

Because she is obsessed with Elvis, and also maybe due to some expe­ri­ences on tour bus­es that she alludes to but nev­er puts her pho­tos on flickr from, our intre­pid pub­lish­er decid­ed to treat us all from the Welling­ton­ista tow­ers to lunch at Harem to cel­e­brate the launch of the new URL.

Carnie Alert

WCTfundraiserflyer

Watch out Welling­ton, the (Welling­ton) Cir­cus (Trust) is in town.

The Welling­ton Cir­cus Trust is hold­ing a fundrais­er to try and raise $1200, to match a grant from Cre­ative Com­mu­ni­ties Welling­ton.

On Fri­day 16th June the Para­mount will be rock­ing from 10pm — 2am with cir­cus acts, DJs, plus a screen­ing of “It’s All Gone Pete Tong”.

It will be a splen­did affair.

All for the bar­gain price of $15.00.
Book­ings in per­son at the Para­mount or call (04) 384 4080

More infor­ma­tion here.