Awful Orpheus

[Con­tent note for misog­y­nist, racist and homo­pho­bic lan­guage] It’s not often that I’ll go out of my way to write bad things about a hos­pi­tal­i­ty busi­ness, unless it’s a paid review­ing gig and the place is hope­less­ly dread­ful. But I’ll make an excep­tion when the expe­ri­ence is active­ly repug­nant and based upon a fun­da­men­tal­ly flawed con­cept. […]

Review: Te Pō

Three men gath­er in a room. Detec­tive Inspec­tor Brett is look­ing for Bruce Mason who has gone miss­ing. Rev­erend Athol Sedgewick had din­ner with Mason the night before last and is pos­si­bly the last per­son to see him before he dis­ap­peared. Wer­i­he has an eight o’clock appoint­ment with the play­wright. No-one has any idea where he […]

Eat. Drink. Power. People. Pods

Our Kris has been doing an AMAZING job with all her the­atre reviews, while the rest of us slack off, so let me attempt to put that slight­ly more in bal­ance with one post about all the things I’ve been mean­ing to write about for­ev­er. Eat / Drink / Pow­er / Peo­ple / Pods Jano. Go […]

NZ Fringe impressions

Real quick impres­sions of 3 NZ Fringe shows They’re all worth your mon­ey. A note on koha: Most of the shows I’ve seen are rec­om­mend­ing between $10-$20 for koha. BRING CHANGE. It’s just rude to reach into the koha box because you’ve only got a $20. If you’ve only got a $20 give the per­form­ers […]

Review: Hart

There is a ring of white in the mid­dle of the stage. A man stands inside it, slight­ly to the side. In the dark we lis­ten to politi­cians and radio hosts dis­cuss Indige­nous Aus­tralians. Tak­en from their fam­i­lies ‘for their own good’, ‘to save them from them­selves’. A lone voice offers an apol­o­gy. The sober­ing […]

NZ Fringe Festival reviews x 3

Reviews for three neat shows in the Fringe Fes­ti­val. See­ing the city: a tast­ing menu by Ania and Kim Upstill, at 17 Tory street, final show­ing 19 Feb­ru­ary 2016 We are greet­ed at the door by Ania Upstill and invit­ed to wash our hands. She directs us on to Pip­pi­a­j­na Tui who shows us to […]

Review: Vladimir the Crow: Whispering Ghoul

A bare stage greets us at the Gryphon The­atre.  It seems big­ger than usu­al with a sound­scape that hints at vast des­o­late spaces where the only thing alive is the whistling wind. Then noise! Lights! And a tat­tered crea­ture that stut­ters out from the wings as if glimpsed by light­ning flash­es. Vladimir the Crow is […]

Reviews of Hillary Clinton / Young Lover and Discharge goes back to school

Review: Hillary Clin­ton / Young Lover Richard Meros is back. Old­er, more trav­elled, more ambi­tious in his attempt to bring about a gold­en age of trans-pacif­ic part­ner­ships.  He’s con­vinced Hillary Clin­ton needs a young lover to boost her poll rat­ings so that she can get into the White House. (And be in charge.) (Of the […]

Preview: Hillary Clinton / Young Lover

Dash­ing Mil­len­ni­al Richard Meros is back in town with a per­sua­sive argu­ment that out­lines the con­di­tions and pos­si­bil­i­ties of Hillary Clin­ton tak­ing him as her Young Lover pri­or to the 2016 Pres­i­den­tial Elec­tion. (You may recall him attempt­ing the same thing with Helen Clark before elec­tion night 2008.)  I asked him some ques­tions before his […]

The Cuban Brothers are ready for Cuba St but is it ready for them‽

On Fri­day, 5 Feb­ru­ary San Fran on Cuba St is being swept up in an “unstop­pable, infec­tious force of nature” when The Cuban Broth­ers take the stage in Welling­ton for the first time in five years. Com­bin­ing “sexy, soul­ful music with jaw-drop­ping b‑boy action and riotous com­e­dy” The Cuban Broth­ers are born enter­tain­ers, who will have you […]