Awful Orpheus

[Con­tent note for miso­gyn­ist, racist and homo­phobic lan­guage] It’s not often that I’ll go out of my way to write bad things about a hos­pit­al­ity busi­ness, unless it’s a paid review­ing gig and the place is hope­lessly dread­ful. But I’ll make an excep­tion when the exper­i­ence is act­ively repug­nant and based upon a fun­da­ment­ally flawed concept. […]

Review: Te Pō

Three men gath­er in a room. Detect­ive Inspect­or Brett is look­ing for Bruce Mason who has gone miss­ing. Rev­er­end Athol Sedgewick had din­ner with Mason the night before last and is pos­sibly the last per­son to see him before he dis­ap­peared. Werihe has an eight o’c­lock appoint­ment with the play­wright. No-one has any idea where he […]

Eat. Drink. Power. People. Pods

Our Kris has been doing an AMAZING job with all her theatre reviews, while the rest of us slack off, so let me attempt to put that slightly more in bal­ance with one post about all the things I’ve been mean­ing to write about forever. Eat / Drink / Power / People / Pods Jano. Go […]

NZ Fringe impressions

Real quick impres­sions of 3 NZ Fringe shows They’re all worth your money. A note on koha: Most of the shows I’ve seen are recom­mend­ing between $10-$20 for koha. BRING CHANGE. It’s just rude to reach into the koha box because you’ve only got a $20. If you’ve only got a $20 give the per­formers […]

Review: Hart

There is a ring of white in the middle of the stage. A man stands inside it, slightly to the side. In the dark we listen to politi­cians and radio hosts dis­cuss Indi­gen­ous Aus­trali­ans. Taken from their fam­il­ies ‘for their own good’, ‘to save them from them­selves’. A lone voice offers an apo­logy. The sober­ing […]

NZ Fringe Festival reviews x 3

Reviews for three neat shows in the Fringe Fest­iv­al. See­ing the city: a tast­ing menu by Ania and Kim Upstill, at 17 Tory street, final show­ing 19 Feb­ru­ary 2016 We are greeted at the door by Ania Upstill and invited to wash our hands. She dir­ects us on to Pip­piajna Tui who shows us to […]

Review: Vladimir the Crow: Whispering Ghoul

A bare stage greets us at the Gryphon Theatre.  It seems big­ger than usu­al with a sound­scape that hints at vast des­ol­ate spaces where the only thing alive is the whist­ling wind. Then noise! Lights! And a tattered creature that stut­ters out from the wings as if glimpsed by light­ning flashes. Vladi­mir the Crow is […]

Reviews of Hillary Clinton / Young Lover and Discharge goes back to school

Review: Hil­lary Clin­ton / Young Lov­er Richard Mer­os is back. Older, more trav­elled, more ambi­tious in his attempt to bring about a golden age of trans-pacific part­ner­ships.  He’s con­vinced Hil­lary Clin­ton needs a young lov­er to boost her poll rat­ings so that she can get into the White House. (And be in charge.) (Of the […]

Preview: Hillary Clinton / Young Lover

Dash­ing Mil­len­ni­al Richard Mer­os is back in town with a per­suas­ive argu­ment that out­lines the con­di­tions and pos­sib­il­it­ies of Hil­lary Clin­ton tak­ing him as her Young Lov­er pri­or to the 2016 Pres­id­en­tial Elec­tion. (You may recall him attempt­ing the same thing with Helen Clark before elec­tion night 2008.)  I asked him some ques­tions before his […]

The Cuban Brothers are ready for Cuba St but is it ready for them‽

On Fri­day, 5 Feb­ru­ary San Fran on Cuba St is being swept up in an “unstop­pable, infec­tious force of nature” when The Cuban Broth­ers take the stage in Wel­ling­ton for the first time in five years. Com­bin­ing “sexy, soul­ful music with jaw-drop­ping b‑boy action and riot­ous com­edy” The Cuban Broth­ers are born enter­tain­ers, who will have you […]