Review: The two farting sisters

Dad is vis­it­ing Chi­na. He leaves old­er sis­ter Stel­la in charge of the farm. This is a mis­take as she prompt­ly sells it, then scarpers off to Paris to spend the pro­ceeds, leav­ing lit­tle sis­ter Daisy the almost use­less black­ber­ry patch. How­ev­er Daisy is very resource­ful and hard­work­ing. She is deter­mined to buy the farm […]

A bunch of reasons to get outdoors

Look at that weath­er. Just LOOK AT IT. Woah! We’re going to assume from all the cars parked in Thorn­don that you’re already going to Gar­den Mag­ic events in the dell as part of  Sum­mer City,but here are some oth­er things you might wan­na con­sid­er: Pos­i­tive­ly Pasi­fi­ka: The win­ner of New Zealand Idol is going, […]

Help Ivy save the dinosaurs!

It’s school hol­i­days again, and if you’re in charge of young peo­ple, chances are you’ve already heard that “I’m boooooooooooooooooooooooored”. We’d like to help you out with that (not just because it’s also in the best inter­ests of the non-child-havers to keep kids occu­pied, hon­est)! So, we’re giv­ing away a fam­i­ly pass (four peo­ple) to […]

Sky Dancer in the Capital E National Arts Festival

We’re grownups at the Welling­ton­ista, well, unless there’s a fart joke to be made, so when there’s a Nation­al Arts Fes­ti­val for Chil­dren, we thought it would be good to get some chil­dren involved, so here are three reviews of Sky Dancer. Hen­ry, age 11:  “Sky Dancer was not like any­thing I have seen before. […]

Purple Cake Day is this Sunday, and there’s cake

We like cake. We like high tea.  We like kids get­ting edu­ca­tion. And we like the colour pur­ple, Whoopi Gold­berg not with­stand­ing. So we’re def­i­nite­ly keen on Pur­ple Cake Day this Sun­day March 10. “Cel­e­brate Pur­ple Cake Day with High Tea at the Coro­na­tion Café. Come along to one of our four sit­tings for a […]

The kids are just fine at the Capital E National Arts Festival

While the urban­ites of the ‘ista are all cur­rent­ly abuzz about the Fringe Fes­ti­val, those amongst us who are par­ents (yes, we exist) are more excit­ed about the Cap­i­tal E Nation­al Arts Fes­ti­val set to hap­pen from March 11–23. Dur­ing the weeks, the Fes­ti­val runs an edu­ca­tion pro­gramme, so expect to see bus loads of […]

Children on the waterfront — what to do on Anniversary Weekend

Hey, it’s Welling­ton Anniver­sary Week­end this com­ing week­end! That’s pret­ty excit­ing. There’s a great sto­ry in the newest issue of Fish­head all about the games and races they used to have in old­en times to cel­e­brate, but in cur­rent times, we have The Great Scav­enger Hunt. Cap­i­tal E (still very much alive even though they […]

Let us tell your kids where to go these holidays

The ‘ista may occa­sion­al­ly come across as a bunch of child-hat­ing yup­pies, but the truth is about 50% of us have kids, and we need to keep them enter­tained these hol­i­days. So we’re gonna take them to Cap­i­tal E. Why? Because we want to play the old school arcade games our­selves. From build­ing mechan­i­cal mar­vels […]

No mere cat: the Meerkat encounter at Wellington Zoo

Welling­ton Zoo is now offer­ing MEERKAT ENCOUNTERS. The cap­i­tal let­ters are there to try to con­vey my excite­ment when I heard the news. I don’t think even cap­i­tal let­ters can con­vey how excit­ed I was when the zoo invit­ed us along to meet the meerkats for our­selves. I’m mak­ing it my aim to touch all […]

Summer city

Fairy Trina and Fairy LilyFor some of the small­est Welling­ton­istas the most impor­tant part of the coun­cil’s Sum­mer City fes­ti­val has fin­ished with the end of Fairy Tri­na’s wild­ly pop­u­lar run of Enchant­ed Tales on Sat­ur­day.

And this evening marked the end of a series of pret­ty inter­est­ing evening Gar­dens Mag­ic events with a gig by OdESSA. But fear not — there’s still lots more excite­ment for every­one between now and the end of March when the fes­ti­val wraps up.

We’d rec­om­mend pick­ing up one of the guides from the library or oth­er spots around town; or fail­ing that, down­load a copy from the coun­cil’s event web­site.

Then, assem­ble your own pro­gramme of activ­i­ties. Hmm­mm… maybe those same small Welling­ton­istas would like to see The Phoenix Foun­da­tion on Valen­tine’s Day? Because their par­ents sure as hell would…