It’s Spring!

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That’s what the cal­en­dar is telling us. As is the wind howl­ing through the trees, and shortly, a string of cold south-west­erly thun­der­storms and gales. Stay classy, Welly Weath­er God!

Leav­ing that aside, the our etern­al optim­ism finds expres­sion in the cel­eb­ra­tion of grow­ing things that is the Spring Fest­iv­al, to start at the week­end (through to 3 Octo­ber).

The first event is the annu­al Otari-Wilton’s Bush Open Day & Plant Sale, which any aspir­ing sub­urb­an­ite should be advised to attend early if they want to pick up the really good stuff. Early bird catches the hard-to-find horoeka vari­ant and all that. But even if you’re not a garden­er, the ‘Bush is a very nice place for a stroll, espe­cially on Open Days when after­wards you can reward your­self at the saus­age sizzle (and the last couple of years there’s been a cof­fee cart there too).

Joel Salom’s Gadgets

Erik the dogBizarre uses for ping-pong balls, mega­lo­ma­ni­ac robot dogs, fire jug­gling, and a healthy dose of audi­ence par­ti­cip­a­tion are just some of the ingredi­ents in Joel Salom’s Gad­gets, which opened tonight at Down­stage as part of the Com­edy Fest­iv­al.

It’s a mix­ture of accom­plished phys­ic­al com­edy from Aus­trali­a’s Joel Salom, backed by Marko and Jim, a couple of very tal­en­ted musi­cian-per­formers who, from time to time, become part of the action.

Read on…

And you thought we were joking about the Octopus threat?

Shelmac's photo of some notable Octopus grafitti

Earli­er this month we read about an octopus off the South Coast that mugged an inno­cent diver and took his valu­able new cam­era. The news flashed around the world and every­one had a bit of a chuckle at the diver­’s expense.

Not so fast, laugh­ing boys (and girls).

It turns out that this is but the latest epis­ode in a long his­tory of crim­in­al beha­viour by the city’s ceph­alo­pod cit­izenry.

We need only look at anoth­er, earli­er encounter between a Wel­ling­to­ni­an and a rogue octopus to prove the point. An encounter that, just like our earli­er story made world head­lines… but back in 1888.

Read on, after the jump.

Predictive Bussing

We’ve long dreamed of being able to time our morn­ing corn­flakes to the actu­al arrival time of our bus, rather than hav­ing to wait 20 minutes out­side a jammed bus shel­ter dur­ing a howl­ing south­erly storm.

The dream goes a little like this. You’re hav­ing your cof­fee and your phone softly blips. You look down. A mes­sage says your bus is 3 minutes behind sched­ule and will be at your stop in exactly 8 minutes. You have time to fin­ish your cof­fee before you grab your coat and go. And you arrive at the bus stop at exactly the right time.

Luck­ily for us this is, in time, becom­ing a real­ity.

Read on to to find out why…

revolution (for dummies)

One of the nicest things about the Fest­iv­al of the Arts is that there are almost always sev­er­al events that leave the realm of over­priced towers of high-cul­ture and invade the every­day places. For example this year, we’ve loved the cir­cus events and the dan­cer with dig­ger in Wait­angi Park.

DramaRight now, the fest­iv­al is get­ting a little more into the faces of the golden mile shop­pers and office lunch­time refugees with a series of shop win­dow install­a­tions along Lamb­ton Quay and nearby streets.

This is the Revolt of the Man­nequins, from French theatre com­pany Roy­al De Luxe. Every night, a new “epis­ode” in each install­a­tion is revealed; stor­ies are told against a wider nar­rat­ive of a revolu­tion of man­nequins against their oppress­ors. 

And while you’re busy check­ing out all ten offi­cial loc­a­tions (map here), put this track on high rotate, and let us know what and where you see the man­nequins next. For not all of the man­nequins are inside the shops (as the pass­ers by who caught sight of the sniper yes­ter­day found out). 

And who knows – it could be that those that are not for the revolu­tion, are against it. 

the 12 Pubs of Christmas

People say, some­times with even a hint of con­cern in their voices, that we at the Wel­ling­tonista are overly con­cerned with drink­ing.

And it’s true. We are very con­cerned. In fact we’re writ­ing now to warn you about an upcom­ing event that may well involve some drink­ing. What’s worse, it’s the the sort of thing atten­ded by the Boys Your Moth­er Warned You About and the Girls Your Fath­er Snuck Looks At When He Thought Your Moth­er Would­n’t See.

An Adagio Christmas

PhotobucketThere’s a moment very early on in An Adagio Christ­mas when the whole theatre gasped in uni­son, and both our daugh­ters stood up in shock. The moment passed, the shock faded, but they nev­er quite settled back past the edges of their seats. Like the rest of us, from then on they were hooked.

An Adagio Christ­mas is a retuned-for-Christ­mas ver­sion of the earli­er Down­stage pro­duc­tion of the same name; a series of loosely linked vign­ettes whose per­form­ances encom­pass vari­ous cir­cus skills as well as music, singing, dan­cing, and com­edy.

Vote for the T4WAs!

In the last month or so we’ve col­lec­ted nom­in­a­tions for the vari­ous cat­egor­ies in the Fourth Annu­al Wel­ling­tonista Awards; we’ve writ­ten them all up for you to read; we’ve handed out cer­ti­fic­ates to (most of) the nom­in­ees (if you’ve been nom­in­ated and haven’t got yours yet, hold tight, I’ve been some­what occu­pied else­where – Jo); and we’ve gen­er­ally been liv­ing in anti­cip­a­tion of This Very Moment.

 

For now… [drum roll please] …it is your turn.

 

You need to vote, in each of the cat­egor­ies, for whom you think should win one of the coveted T4WAs.

 

And you need to do that, right here, right now. But only one com­pleted sur­vey per per­son, please!

 

VOTE HERE (Vot­ing has closed).

 

Vot­ing is open from now through to mid­day on Decem­ber 15th. And once you’ve voted, you should clear a space in your cal­en­dar for the Awards Cere­mony, which will be at Mighty Mighty on Decem­ber 17th (Add the event on Face­book if you roll that way). The awards present­a­tion should be hap­pen­ing around 7.30pm, and then at 9.30pm we are very excited to have the Klezmer Rebs play­ing tunes for us all to shake our tuchasses to!  

Lastly, in case you need to check back on the details of some of the cat­egory nom­in­ees, here’s each post­ing:

 

T4WA nominees: Wellingtonian of the Year

Vot­ing in the Fourth Annu­al Wel­ling­tonista Awards is open from Decem­ber 1–15. Then come find out the res­ults at our Awards Night at Mighty Mighty on Decem­ber 17!

To vote, vis­it this page.

Our nom­in­a­tions for Wel­ling­to­ni­an of the Year are all people who make our city a bright­er, bet­ter place to live. Their con­tri­bu­tions are as var­ied as Wel­ling­ton itself, and we’re so proud of them all.

Play Four Square in Wellington!

Foursquare has arrived in Wel­ling­ton – and we’re one of the first Aus­tralasi­an cit­ies to be included!

 

But, you say, “I thought Four Square was a chain of over-sized dair­ies with a charm­ingly retro Dick Frizzell logo!” To which we’d say, “Ho ho, you cheeky post-iron­ic urb­an­ites, we mean Foursquare, the loc­a­tion-based social net­work­ing game that’s tak­ing the world by storm!”

 

You may remem­ber back in Septem­ber we wrote about Twit­ter­places, which rather sadly shut up shop almost imme­di­ately there­after. Well, Foursquare was the inspir­a­tion for Twit­ter­places: when you go to a new place; a bar, res­taur­ant, park, any­thing, you “check-in”; and then you can see who of your friends are there.

 

Four Square Wellington LeaderboardAnd that’s just the begin­ning. There’s an over­view of it all here, but here’s the basics.

 

You can leave tips for things to do at each place, or add oth­er people’s tips to your list; you earn points for check-ins out­side work hours, and you can earn badges for vari­ous “achieve­ments”, like the Bend­er badge (when you are out for four nights in a row), or the Gym Rat badge (when you are a reg­u­lar at places tagged as a “Gym”).

 

And: you can become May­or of a spot by being the per­son check­ing-in most often in the last 60 days (though per­haps one should exer­cise dis­cre­tion as to where one checks-in if one does­n’t want to become May­or of a super­mar­ket or shop­ping centre, like <coff> some of our readers—whom we are too polite to name).

 

One of the nice things that’s happened in oth­er cit­ies is that May­ors are often rewar­ded by the pro­pri­et­ors of their places – and that’s what’s happened here already at Mojo Old Bank, where Matt will stand a free cof­fee to the newly crowned May­or. We can think of a few oth­er places that we’d like to see extend­ing this sort of cour­tesy! (Espe­cially the ones we go to often.)

 

Foursquare depends on hav­ing some sort of inter­net cap­able mobile device: there’s a mobile web ver­sion, as well as the inev­it­able iPhone and Android apps – and by design these are the only ways you can do check-ins.

 

So sign up, get out there, and see if you can unseat Pablo G. from the top of the Wel­ling­ton Lead­er­board!