A Snark at the Park

A guest post from Kenno…

Wait­angi Park, yeah, sigh, it leaves me flat. Be warned, that will become the most over­used descrip­tion of the next few years. It’s an urb­an space sur­round­ing the mar­vel­lous Te Papa and thereby it’s not simply a Wel­ling­ton space but a space that should migh­tily reflect the nation­al char­ac­ter.

Well, if the idea was to reflect bland con­ser­vat­ive con­form­ism and lock-step simple minded­ness with all the indi­vidu­al­ity and self expres­sion of a school­girl uni­form, then it will suc­ceed. I, for one, thought we might want to reflect oth­er, per­haps more appeal­ing aspects of the nation­al char­ac­ter. Don’t get me wrong, this place would really wow them in Nel­son or Timaru, but, this city is a little bey­ond that, a bit more mature, slightly more cos­mo­pol­it­an and farther away from pig-dogs and pad­docks. Right? God, I was really try­ing to under­state the case.

(not-so) secret Wellingtonista handshake

Okay, here it is.

the handshake. hairy hands not a prerequisite

So, you start with your hand in the ‘W for Wel­ling­ton’ shape. Con­nect with your part­ner fol­low­ing the Welly foot­path rule of stay­ing left (ie. your left­most fin­ger should be on the out­side of their right­most fin­ger). The join should be made up to the middle knuckle. Then (the coup-de-grace!) curl the ends of your fin­gers over. You’re now mak­ing a sym­bol­ic rep­res­ent­a­tion of the hilly Wel­ling­ton land­scape. Slide the fin­gers apart (sym­bol­ic rep­res­ent­a­tion of a cata­stroph­ic earth­quake, if you’re so inclined), and you’re done.

So cool.

An Email Conversation About Restaurants

although, I probably won't be having the crabFel­low Wel­ling­tonis­tas, I am tak­ing my in-laws out for din­ner tonight. Any recom­mend­a­tions on a nice res­taur­ant that isn’t The White House, Logan Brown, Il Casino, Boulot or Chow? Quiet ambi­ence a def­in­ite plus.

I’m a big fan of Maria Pia’s. Excel­lent food; the ser­vice is ok to good (provided by the fam­ily, so that you know what to expect)… but maybe not hugely quiet.

In the same geo­graph­ic and gast­ro­nom­ic area as Maria Pia’s is Fran­cois. Nice, small and French. Try the snails.

If you’re after some­thing at the level of The White House, Logan Brown or Il Casino, then try Cit­ron or Mar­tin Bos­ley at the Yacht Club. Def­in­itely some of the most amaz­ing food in the city, and quiet too. Also, while I haven’t been to Bisque at the Bolton Hotel, I’ve heard con­sist­ently great things about it.

It’s not quite so quiet, but Zib­ibbo is always good. Adam Newell’s one of only two Mich­elin-starred chefs in NZ, and more import­antly, they do pizza! If the in-laws are par­tial to a bit of cow flesh, then I’ve heard that Crazy Horse is the place to go.

And I can heart­ily second the recom­mend­a­tion of Maria Pia’s, but it might be rather short notice.

thanks all – the Yacht Club gets the nod. Although good to have those oth­ers in reserve for future occa­sions…

Don’t you just love the Hive Mind?

Young and Hungry 2006

young and hungry. students, eh?The Young and Hungry 2006 sea­son is about to get under way, with three plays pro­duced and per­formed by ‘yoof’ start­ing their two week run down at Bats from this Fri­day night.

This year we’ve got How to Live in a World Full of Ter­ror­ists, Gen­er­at­or, and, win­ner of best title award, Butt Ugly, which also sounds like it has the most enter­tain­ing (if famil­i­ar) plot: “What hap­pens when all the odd-ball freaks band togeth­er and set out for revenge?”

The Y&H plays are always good fun, and have spawned many a renowned thespi­an over the years – be sure to pop along and spot new theatre tal­ent in the mak­ing. Book at Bats.

Wellington’s World Cup alter-ego

oh those wacky germans and their laughing balls!There’s been a bit of dis­cus­sion up here at Wel­ling­tonista Towers as to just who we should be sup­port­ing in the World Cup. We need a team with whom we Wel­ling­to­ni­ans can identi­fy with – soc­cer­’s equi­val­ent of the Hur­ricanes: a team that blows hot and cold; a team full of star names, but who inev­it­ably fall at the final hurdle; a team that are a joy to watch, but typ­ic­ally lose to more dour, joy­less sides.

To that extent, we came up with a short-list of four: Hol­land, Spain, Por­tugal and Mex­ico. All these teams have been frus­trat­ing their fans for years, mak­ing the lat­ter stages on rel­at­ively reg­u­lar occa­sions, only to lose to more meth­od­ic­al plod­ders like Ger­many or Italy, or fall­ing to the pereni­ally bril­liant Brazili­ans.

At the moment, we’re veer­ing towards Spain, partly because they’re sure to be a good source of sport­ing ups and downs, but mostly because they’re our Earth Sand­wich part­ner, and if that does­n’t count for some­thing, what does? Any votes from any­one else?

And, tell you what, there’s some ‘inter­est­ing’ hits for “World Cup” on Google image search. Keep your eyes on the ball, son!

Bleep!

bleep!

Well, the fly­er tells the story, really – if you want to par­ti­cip­ate in some fun elec­tron­ic music-mak­ing, head along to the Wel­ling­ton Arts Centre this Sunday (June 11).

Brought to you by our favour­ite Wel­ling­to­ni­an elec­tron­ic music-mak­ing blog­ger: Frey.

blognapped!

So, there I was, idly try­ing to export the old Wel­ling­tonista blog­spot entries across to our snappy new dot com address, and fail­ing miser­ably.

I decided to call it a night, and switch the pub­lish­ing tar­get back to the wel­ling­tonista blog­spot address, as my co-con­trib­ut­ors were doubt­less champ­ing at the bit to post their latest, insight­ful thoughts on our fair city onto the site.

But, upon tog­gling from the FTP pub­lish­ing option back to the pub­lish-to-blog­spot option, some­thing weird happened: “Sorry, this blog address is not avail­able.”

Yes indeed, in the couple of hours I’d had the blog­spot address off­line, someone had come in and blognapped it, repla­cing our lov­ingly craf­ted site with a spamb­log.

Arse­holes.

Any­way, this has but accel­er­ated our site shift­ing plans, so, farewell blog­spot, and hello wellingtonista.com.

Those of you with RSS links should­n’t have to change any­thing, but if you’ve got a link to us on your web­site, we’d appre­ci­ate it if you could update to the new dot com ver­sion of the address.

Wellingtonian Wally of the Year: nomination #1

Might we nom­in­ate the two adults who thought that tak­ing eight pre-school­ers for a walk through the Ter­race Tun­nel as ‘Wel­ling­ton Wally of the Year’? Yes, we might. [photo cour­tesy of tani­wha]

Coupled

It’s been a bit quiet up here at Wel­ling­tonista Towers over the last few days, mostly because our two most recent and pro­lif­ic con­trib­ut­ors – Haydn and Tom – have been work­ing flat out on their entry for this year’s 48 Hour Film Chal­lenge.

Their hard work has has res­ul­ted in ‘Coupled’ – co-writ­ten by Hadyn and star­ring Tom, and which will screen at 5.45pm tonight (Tus­day 30 May) at the Regent Cinema.

No doubt the claims of ‘cine­mat­ic bril­liance’ are well foun­ded, so get along to enjoy this, and the oth­er qual­ity and not-so-qual­ity pieces of film-mak­ing whipped up in your fair city over the week­end.

For a full list of screen­ing times head over to the offi­cial 48 Hours web­site.

(And for more Wel­ling­ton-based 48 hours blog­ging action, check out Talula and Che Tibby (the lat­ter being anoth­er mem­ber of the Coupled team.))

Connan & the Mockasins @ Slowboat

The ‘next-big-thing’ out of Wel­ling­ton (if you haven’t heard that before, then you heard it here first) Con­nan & the Mock­as­ins have just released their debut EP ‘Uuu, It’s Teasy’, and are cel­eb­rat­ing with a free instore con­cert down at Slow­boat Records tomor­row (Thu 25th May) from 5pm. For those who have yet to wit­ness […]