Flight of the Conchords: Albi the racist dragon

Wel­ling­ton’s favour­ite com­edy export aren’t here for the NZ Inter­na­tion­al Com­edy Fest­iv­al (lots of good acts are though, click through for more info), so you’ll just have to make do with our weekly wed­nes­day Flight of the Conchords clip…

“It’s bet­ter now.”

No advertising? No way.

Hadyn ori­gin­ally pos­ted this over at The Drop­kicks, but since we used Wel­ling­ton as the example (and the map looks so nice), it seemed appro­pri­ate to cross post it over here…

The gist of the story is that the Inter­na­tion­al Rugby Board, in a bid to halt ‘ambush mar­ket­ing’ around the ven­ues for the 2011 Rugby World Cup (being held in NZ, did­n’t you know?), is request­ing a 5km advert­ising ban around ven­ues where games are being played. To quote Hadyn…

Now without any bias, that is down­right in-frickin-sane!

…which is entirely right. Take a look at what a 5km non-advert­ising zone around the Sta­di­um would actu­ally catch…

5km zone around the Caketin

…yep – pretty much the entire cent­ral city and inly­ing sub­urbs. Are all those dair­ies going to have to take down the hoard­ings of non-author­ised soft-drink man­u­fac­tur­ers? Will the buses have all their advert­ising removed for inner-city ser­vices? Oggi’s gonna take down all their bill­boards? Methinks: No. Way.

Flight of the Conchords: Something for the Ladies

Thank­fully the boys’ HBO show seems to be com­ing along nicely, so we should have a new source of clips any­time soon.

In the mean­time, here’s one for the ladies…

Flight of the Conchords: Bowie Song

It’s Wed­nes­day! Time for some Conchords…

Does the space cold make your nipples go all pointy?
And do you use your pointy nipples as tele­scop­ic antenna trans­mit­ting data back to Earth?
I bet you do you, you freaky old bas­tard you,
Do you have one really funky sequinned space­suit, man?
Or do you have sev­er­al ch-ch-ch-ch-changes?

Wellingtonista on Public Address Radio

Well, it aired a couple of weeks ago, but the Wel­ling­tonista vibe is fairly time­less, so, if you missed it first time around, here’s Rus­sell Brown of Pub­lic Address fame being shown a night on the town by Wel­ling­ton’s largest blog­ging col­lect­ive…

If you want to stream the show via your default music play­er (so you can listen while brows­ing away from this page), click here.

Down­load the show for off­line listen­ing by click­ing here (right click, save as…, etc.)

Or just hit play (and remem­ber not to close the page)…

Whichever way you do it, it’s going to be a 7.84mb hit to your traffic.

Flight of the Conchords: Jenni

Nearly for­got! Flight of the Conchords Wed­nes­day!

“What a hil­ari­ous mis­un­der­stand­ing!”

Martha on the Front Page of the DomPost

Hard on the heels of one of their worst front pages ever, the Dom­Post goes some way to redeem­ing itself by put­ting one the of Wel­ling­tonista above the fold in today’s issue…

Nice work Martha. Way to fly the flag undies.

Still the 12th nicest city in the world

Not much move­ment at the top of the Mer­cer Human Resource Con­sult­ing “Most Liv­able Cit­ies” rank­ings this year, with, like last year, Wel­ling­ton com­ing in 12th, trail­ing our north­ern neigh­bours Auck­land, who come in at a very cred­ible 5th. In fact, there’s really no move­ment at all in the top 20, with Zurich and Geneva still 1st and 2nd respect­ively, Van­couver 3rd, Vienna 4th, before a bunch of Ger­man cit­ies slot in below Auck­land. The rank­ings are …

based on 39 key qual­ity-of-life issues. They include polit­ic­al sta­bil­ity, cur­rency-exchange reg­u­la­tions, polit­ic­al and media cen­sor­ship, school qual­ity, hous­ing, the envir­on­ment and pub­lic safety.

More of the table here.

We’re tracking you.

So, I hope every­one’s now up to speed on cre­at­ing false iden­tit­ies, after the Domin­ion Post’s use­ful step-by-step front-page guide yes­ter­day, which talked you through the steps required in get­ting a fake driver­’s license or pass­port. Thanks Dom­Post!

What really got us nervous though, was the myri­ad of ways in which our moves and actions through­out the day are tracked by ‘the man’.

The Dom­Post lis­ted sev­er­al examples of sup­posedly ‘nefar­i­ous’ per­son­al data-col­lec­tion. Did you know that the web-browser you’re using this very moment to look at this page keeps a record of the fact that you’ve looked at the page? It’s true. Doc­tors, appar­ently, also keep records of your vari­ous vis­its. Sus­pi­cious? Almost cer­tainly.

And, even more insi­di­ously, the lib­rary keeps a record of what items you have bor­rowed from it at any giv­en time? Why, oh why!? The per­vad­ing fin­ger of ‘the man’ per­meates every facet of our life. Our private lives, and indeed, our very iden­tit­ies, it would seem, are under con­stant threat, from the author­it­ies, or fig­ures who know how to manip­u­late the sys­tem.

Or, on the oth­er hand, maybe it was just the worst front-page ‘shock’ story, ever.

Flight of the Conchords: Hiphopopotamus v. Rhymenoceros

Anoth­er Wed­nes­day, anoth­er Flight of the Conchords video clip for your enjoy­ment.

Yeah they call me the Hipho­po­pot­amus,
My lyr­ics are bot­tom­less…