Didja feel that one?

Well, did you?

More info once every oth­er man and his dog stops ham­mer­ing the GeoN­et web­site.

Update. Well, there ya go: a 4.8 shake, focal point 50km deep, 30km west of Pori­rua, out in Cook Strait. A decent rattle.

(And if you did feel it, report your exper­i­ence here. Do your bit for sci­ence.)

The Cook Strait Rollercoaster Ride

Shot by an ex-work­mate of Wel­ling­tonis­tas Tom and Noizy, pre­sum­ably spread by the magic of email, and now shared to the world thanks to someone in the UK, here’s some foot­age to rival that of our pre­vi­ous You­Tube hit ‘Clas­sic Land­ings at Wel­ling­ton Air­port’.

This time it’s some ser­i­ous weath­er doing its thing in Cook Strait, with the cap­tain of the ferry Suil­ven decid­ing no gigant­ic swells were going to stop him from get­ting his freight and pas­sen­gers to the South Island. Much, one thinks, to the hor­ror of his pas­sen­gers, who prob­ably spent most of the trip in white-knuckled ter­ror as the ship pitched and yawed its way across this par­tic­u­larly hos­tile stretch of ocean water.

Details on just how hor­rif­ic the weath­er con­di­tions (and a few stills of the Suil­ven mak­ing its way over some moun­tain­ous waves) can be found at the Met­Ser­vice site.

[hat-tip: spare room]

Bloggies 2007

As both Mike and Wanda have poin­ted out, nom­in­a­tions for the 2007 Blog­gies are now open, but close this Thursday (NZ Time). Feel free to nom­in­ate the Wel­ling­tonista in the ‘Australia/NZ’ and ‘Group’ cat­egor­ies, and like­wise any of the oth­er worthy Wel­ling­ton blogs you see lis­ted on this site, par­tic­u­larly those found via our About Page.

First Wii Fatality

Some nice vir­al inter­net action is going on over at Web­weaver, with the ‘First Wii Fatal­ity’ video she was involved with mak­ing, get­ting close to 70,000 views at time of writ­ing…


 
Here’s some back­ground…

Last week Ross spent a few hours mak­ing a couple of paper Wiimotes, with all the fea­tures prin­ted on the paper, which he cut and shaped to match the real thing. He packed the three-dimen­sion­al shapes with tis­sue paper to give them a bit of strength so they would­n’t col­lapse when held, and put a coin in the end of the one he was going to use, to weight it. He attached the oth­er one to the back of Bri­an’s shaven head, and dec­or­ated Bri­an’s skull with tomato sauce (which sadly did­n’t end up in shot because it was on the wrong side!).

and read the rest of the story here.

Bar None

martini - stirred, not shakenWell, he’s done it. Wel­ling­tonista Tom has com­pleted his mis­sion to vis­it every bar in the cent­ral city, with all these fine estab­lish­ments host­ing our rov­ing mar­tini expert at one time or anoth­er…

Arbit­rageur, Ari­zona, Atlanta, B4, Back­bench­er, Ball­room, Base­ment, Beau­jolais, Big Kumara, Bisque On Bolton, The Black Harp, Blend, Blondin­i’s, Blue Note, Bodega, Bohdans, Boo­gie Won­der­land, Boul­cott St Bis­tro, Boulot, Break­ers, Brew­ery Bar, The Bris­tol, Brix, Bull & Bear, Cab­aret, Calzone, Cam­bridge Hotel, Cap­it­ol, Car­onia, Caucus, The Cav­ern Club, Chamele­on, Chica­go, Chow, Club K, Con­crete, Con­fid­en­tial, Copita, Cour­tenay Arms, Coyote, Crazy Horse, Cue Room, Curve, Dock­side, The Dog & Bone, Dojo, Down­town Loc­al, The Dub­liner, Eclipse, Elec­tric Aven­ue, Endup, Ern­esto, Estab­lish­ment, The Feath­ers, Fer­ry­mans, Floriditas, Fly­ing Burrito Broth­ers, Gib­bon’s Bar, GoGo, Good Luck, Green Room, The Grill at Dux­ton, Happy, Har­em, Havana, Hawthorne Lounge, Hope Bros, Hotel Wil­lis Lodge, Hugos, Hum­ming­bird, Imbibe, Imerst, J’aime Bor­deaux, Jet, The Jimmy, JJ Murphy’s, Juni­per, Kazu Yakitori and Sake Bar, Kitty O’Shea’s, The Lab, The Lab Under­ground, The Last Sup­per Club, Lati­nos, Leuven, The Lido, Liquid­ate, The Loaded Hog, Logan Brown, Lone Star, Lone Star Lounge, Love­locks, The Malt­house, Mat­ter­horn, Maya, Med­ina, Mer­cure Ter­race, Mer­cure Wil­lis, Mer­cury Lounge, Mezza­luna, Mighty Mighty, Milk, Mini Bar, Min­istry Of Food, Mix­jah, Mojo Invin­cible, Molly Malones, Mon­soon Poon, Motel, Museum Hotel, MVP, Occi­dent­al, The Old Bank Bar & Café, One Red Dog (Blair St), One Red Dog (Kumutoto), Orch­id Lounge, Our Bar, Para­diso, Para­mount, Par­lour Bar, The Pit, Pod, Pon­der­osa, Port­land Hotel, Pravda, Rain, Red Square, Sand­wiches, San Fran­cisco Bath­house, Scopa, Seam, The Shack, Shed 5, Shoot­ers, Sojourn, South­ern Cross, Speight’s Ale House, Spice Island, Sports Cafe, Sta­di­um Bar, Stel­lar, St Johns, Sweet Mother­’s Kit­chen, Syn, The Tast­ing Room, The Thistle Inn, Toast, Trax, Tupelo, Urbane, UU, Valve, Vespa Lounge, Vin­tage, Vivo, The Welles­ley Cafe, Welsh Dragon Bar & Scor­pi­o’s, Whit­bys Piano Bar, Zib­ibbo, Zing

Tom needs a new chal­lenged for 2007, so head over to Wel­lUrb­an to make a sug­ges­tion.

But, the gutters are part of Aotearoa!

Ben Hana, aka Blanket Man, and the inaug­ur­al Wel­ling­tonista Wel­ling­to­ni­an of the Year, has been ordered to stay out of bus lanes, after com­plaints that he was sit­ting in the middle of Dix­on St, for­cing buses to steer around him.

Blanket Man remains adam­ant he will not obey the court order, claim­ing that the bus lanes and adjoin­ing gut­ters (where he also spends a fair amount of time) are part of Aotearoa, and that, to quote him: “I rep­res­ent the whanau of Aotearoa”.

This case fol­lows anoth­er brush with the law in Septem­ber, when Ben was cited for drink-driv­ing. His defense that time was equally invent­ive, this time claim­ing that the vehicle he was driv­ing was not a car but a “waka”, and thus he was not bound by nor­mal road rules. Not sur­pris­ingly he lost the case, but not the war, as his pun­ish­ment of com­munity ser­vice was unable to be enforced, as he had no suit­able foot­wear to com­plete the work in.

[hat-tip: some­where along the way…]

Ghosts at Futuna Chapel

futuna chapelAndrew Brettell, theatre visu­als design­er extraordin­aire, turns his hand to some­thing a little more eth­er­e­al this week­end, when he’s plan­ning to ‘haunt’ the renowned Futuna Chapel up in Karori. Just what this entails we’re not sure, but there’ll almost cer­tainly be a few ghosts float­ing around the place, and there’s also a talk at 8:30pm each night from Nick Blake about the chapel’s archi­tec­ture.

When: Fri Dec 15th – Sun Dec 17th, 10am – 10pm
Where: Futuna Chapel, 62 Friend Street, Karori
How much: Free!

[Hat-tip: No Right Turn]

What has happened to the youth of today?

Bril­liant. Some gen­er­ous soul has star­ted tran­scrib­ing Ron­ald Smythe and H. West­folds’ “let­ters to the edit­or” to a blog.

Between them, West­fold and Smythe have cornered the mar­ket on cur­mudgeonly grump­i­ness, mak­ing their out­put, nat­ur­ally, some of the best com­edy writ­ing to be found com­ing out of our fair city. Says Smythe…

What has happened to the youth of today. It is a rare occa­sion indeed when I am shown polite­ness and respect by the young­er age groups. Good man­ners have flown out the win­dow, along with dress sense and decency.

I pre­sume today’s pub­lic schools are partly to blame, although par­ents are no doubt shirk­ing their respons­ib­il­it­ies also.

…and H. West­fold, chan­nel­ing, it would seem, Grandpa Simpson…

Your March 15 item about that lovely 1963 Stude­baker and its man­u­fac­turer evoked memor­ies of my adoles­cence in the late 1940s. You see, it was Stude­baker which pion­eered the “New Look” ana­log­ous to that of women’s fash­ions just then. It was in late 1947 or early 1948 that just a few of the latest Stude­baker mod­el appeared on our Tarana­ki roads, one of those cars being owned by a farm­er near my homet­own, Ingle­wood. For a short while, their pro­file made heads turn – a car’s front and rear ends both looked like front ends as we’d known cars for many years!

…and so on.

Read more at the aptly named I am of the Opin­ion.

[Hat-tip to Alan for actu­ally un-earth­ing this.]

Crazy Intersections of our time: #31

the madnessThis week, the stretch of Adelaide Road where it inter­sects with Brito­mart Street/Herald Street, and then, a little fur­ther up the road, with Lux­ford Street.

As you can see on our hast­ily assembled little map on the right there, North-flow­ing traffic splits into two lanes once it gets past the Britomart/Herald inter­sec­tion, so right-turn­ing traffic gets its own turn­ing lane into Lux­ford.

Now, this would work fine if there wer­en’t a couple of 5 minute park­ing spots (out­side a dairy) in the straight-ahead lane (photo 2). Cars parked in that 5 minute spot (indic­ated by blue in the graph­ic) act as a road­b­lock, so once the turn­ing lane hits a red light, traffic quickly backs up to the point where no-one can actu­ally get into the straight-ahead lane (photo 3).

Wellington Lions set to Roar

despite gluing his hand to his head, Nonu still took his place in the starting lineup…and if I had a cent five cents ten cents for every time that pun has been used

Any­way, the Wel­ling­ton Lions are indeed headed North this week­end to take on Waikato (who, like Hadyn in his Drop­kick­’s guise, does­n’t have an ‘offi­cial’ nick­name) in the final of the NPC Cup. There they’ll be con­fron­ted by a very in-form team, a sta­di­um full of fant­ic­al cow­bell ringing Waikato sup­port­ers, and their own cap­ab­il­ity to implode in spec­tac­u­lar fash­ion.

Wel­ling­ton haven’t won the NPC tour­na­ment since 2000, and Waikato four­teen years back in 1992 (the only time they’ve won it, in fact). Omin­ously though, it had been fouteen years since Wel­ling­ton won their last trophy, and in this year’s round-robin play, Waikato were con­vin­cing win­ners over the Lions.

So, whadda we think? Are Wel­ling­ton up for it? Will the fast and flashy Lions turn up? Or the bum­bling and clue­less Wel­ling­ton team that occa­sion­ally takes their place?