Flight of the Conchords: Foux de Fa Fa

Lyr­ics? Oui! Après l’in­ter­rup­tion!

Flight of the Conchords: Inner City Pressure

Bret and Jemaine chan­nel the Pet Shop Boys circa “West End Boys”

Flight of the Conchords – The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room

Okay, so there’s enough Flight of the Conchords mater­i­al from their HBO series mak­ing its way onto You­tube now for us to resur­rect FotC Wed­nes­day, so, without fur­ther ado, here’s “The Most Beau­ti­ful Girl in the Room”…

(Lyr­ics after the break…)

Daddy Doo

vacuum cleaner mishap

Male Par­ent­ing – it’s not all soft toys, breast feed­ing and Mex­ic­an wrest­ling.

More great enter­tain­ment from the New Zea­l­and Film Archive mediagal­lery, with Wel­ling­ton artist Bryce Gal­lo­way’s new show – “Daddy Doo” – a video install­a­tion inspired by the world of male par­ent­ing, start­ing today (July 20th), and run­ning through to the 4th of August.

You may already be aware of Bryce’s through his ‘zine Incred­ibly Hot Sex with Hideous People which has chron­icled his life as a par­ent over the past four years. If so, you’d know you’ll be in for hil­ari­ous, sur­real enter­taiment. As the pub­li­city blurb says…

More info over at the NZFA site.

Wanted: great T‑shirt designs

wanted - great t-shirt designers

All you bud­ding young clothes design­ers out there should be get­ting whatever it is you use to design clothes ready for The Hini­ti­at­ive and Wel­ling­ton City Mis­sion T‑Shirt design con­test that kicked off this week.

Open to all Wel­ling­ton high school stu­dents, entries will be judged by a pan­el that includes Wel­ling­ton fash­ion design­er, Robyn Math­ieson, cloth­ing stores Fusion Surf & Skate and Rex Roy­ale, and The Church design com­pany. The first place win­ner takes home $300 in store vouch­ers. Second, third also get store vouch­ers, but not quite so many. In addi­tion, all four final­ists will have their win­ning designs pro­duced into t‑shirts by The Hini­ti­at­ive and sold by selec­ted stores in Wel­ling­ton to help bene­fit Wel­ling­ton City Mis­sion.

Do good, and look good doing it.

More info at the Hini­ti­at­ive web­site, and here’s a dir­ect link to the design brief. Con­test dead­line is Sat­urday 11 August.

P pipes seized from dairies

Any­one else find it amus­ing that every single dairy in Wel­ling­ton today had the Domin­ion Post’s “P pipes seized from dair­ies!” story on proud dis­play out in front of their respect­ive shops.

(And is there a tech­nic­al term for those wire-frame things that hold the big one-page head­line ban­ner for the day?)

Kids’ Film Festival

transformers in disguise!One of the more excel­lent things we’ve seen land in the Wel­ling­tonista’s intray that allows har­ried par­ents to enter­tain their kids for FREE these hol­i­days, is the Film Fest­iv­al tak­ing place down at the Film Archive. So if you’ve got a loved one at home look­ing after some house­bound kiddy-winkles, give ’em a call and tell them to head along…

Clas­sic Car­toons for Kids includes the world’s first Mickey Mouse car­toon Steam­boat Wil­lie (1928), Walt Dis­ney clas­sics To Itch His Own (1958) and Ferdin­and the Bull (1938), plus a 1933 pup­pet anim­a­tion by New Zeal­and’s own Len Lye. Also on the pro­gramme is Maurice Sendak’s clas­sic chil­drens tale Where The Wild Things Are (1973). This pro­gramme is for chil­dren aged 5–12.

Anim­a­tion Nation – New Zea­l­and Anim­a­tion 1936–2006 col­lects New Zea­l­and anim­a­tions from the past 70 years for an audi­ence of kids aged 10–13+. The pro­gramme takes in clas­sic stop-motion, clay­ma­tion and 3D anim­a­tion. One of the high­lights of Anim­a­tion Nation is Mr Stinky’s World of Trash (2006), a 3D film made by loc­al anim­at­or Mike Heynes. Vis­it­ors to the screen­ing will be giv­en a spe­cial pair of glasses to enhance the effect of char­ac­ters leap­ing out from the screen and mov­ing in space! Also on the entirely New Zea­l­and bill are two films by Len Lye includ­ing The Birth of the Robot (1936), and James Cun­ning­ham’s award win­ning digit­al anim­a­tion Delf (1997). This pro­gramme is for chil­dren aged 10–13+.

Both pro­grammes run for approx­im­ately 45 minutes are guar­an­teed to enter­tain kids and their par­ents. The Archive will selling it’s usu­al range of cof­fee, tea and refresh­ments to hungry Kids Film Fest­iv­al goers.

Loc­a­tion: New Zea­l­and Film Archive Media­theatre
Time: 11am

  • Wed­nes­day 4th July
    Clas­sic Car­toons for Kids (Ages 5–12)
  • Monday 9th July
    Stop Motion, Clay­ma­tion & 3D (Ages 10–13+)
  • Tues­day 10th July
    Clas­sic Car­toons for Kids (Ages 5–12)
  • Wed­nes­day 11th July
    Stop Motion, Clay­ma­tion & 3D (Ages 10–13+)

[photo: frame enlarge­ment from The Birth of the Robot (1936) by Len Lye. cour­tesy of the Len Lye Found­a­tion Col­lec­tion; New Zea­l­and Film Archive / Ngä Kaitiaki O Ngä Taonga Whitiähua]

When Typos Attack

pubic forum tonightThe Wel­ling­ton News Feed (an aggreg­ated col­lec­tion of loc­al RSS feeds kindly sup­plied by our friends over at wellington.gen.nz, which we dis­play in the right hand side­bar on the Wel­ling­tonista homepage), is not only a rich source of grass-roots info about what’s going on in this lovely city of ours, it also offers the occa­sion­al good ol’ fash­ioned laugh.

From the inde­cipher­able news events con­veyed by the loc­al short­wave enthu­si­asts, to the breath­less match reports of Karori Slap­perz AFC (“Wel­ling­ton’s finest social foot­ball [team]”), there’s always some­thing pop­ping up that makes you think, ‘you’re in ma feed, mirthin’ up ma blo­gz’. Or some­thing.

Any­way, today’s laugh came from an inad­vert­ant typo (at least, we hope it’s a typo): “pubic for­um tonight”. The mind boggles…

Flight of the Conchords: HBO Premiere

A little late today, still recov­er­ing from last night’s bowl­ing…

But worth the wait! The first epis­ode of the Flight of the Conchords’ HBO show is now online for your view­ing pleas­ure.



(Hat-tips to the vari­ous people who were kind enough to point this out to us. Tobin, Jessie, and someone else who’s name eludes me now.)

Wellington music month 3: getting noizy

Skal­lander – The Camels
Take the welly dub eth­ic, mix it up with some gui­tar and ambi­ent noise, and you end up with this bril­liant slab of aur­al invent­ive­ness. One of the many pro­jects to come from the music­al mind of the very tal­en­ted and massively under-rated Bevan Smith.

Shi­had – Kill­joy
Best NZ rock album. Ever. Nuff said.

The Bilge Fest­iv­al – Cape Goat
The good side of Wel­ling­ton wacky rock. Two mad singer/songwriters and a super-tight rhythm sec­tion, cre­ate an opus of bizarre yet funky songs. Wilde­beest a go-go!!

Over the Atlantic – Junica
Anoth­er Bevan Smith col­lab­or­a­tion – this is like a Wel­ling­to­ni­an take on what the defin­it­ive New Order album might sound like. The noise wig-out on the last track ‘Fly to the States’ is the best bit of dis­tor­tion you’ll ever hear. (Video below is the track ’35 Black & White’)…

Debris – She’s the Bomb
Yeah, I played on it. And tech­nic­ally we’re all from Christ­ch­urch. But we were liv­ing here at the time, it was recor­ded at the infam­ous Church on Fre­d­er­ick St., and it’s f**kin’ awe­some.