Film Festival Sneak Peak

Some of you will be like me and sav­ing your pen­nies up for the 36th Wel­ling­ton Film Fest­iv­al. It hits town on July 20th and runs till August 4th.

If the early line up announce­ment of some glob­ally anti­cip­ated films is any­thing to go by it’s going to be yet anoth­er great see fest­iv­al.

My top 3 picks are:

Perfume

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

UPDATE: How Much Do You Love Me? is also play­ing at the Light­house in Petone.

Ocean's 13 posterThis week’s block­buster is the third install­ment in the Pitt/ Clooney/ Damon/ Soder­bergh smug-fest, Ocean­’s 13. This time the 11 from the first pic­ture are joined by Ellen Bar­kin and Mr Hoo-Haa him­self, Al Pacino. Dimin­ish­ing returns? You be the judge at Read­ings, Sky City Queens­gate, Pent­house or Empire Island Bay.

More down-to-earth is the messed-up Aus­sie no-budget romance Puppy (Para­mount), described as a “weird and won­der­ful jour­ney”. Anoth­er messed-up romance starts Thursday at the Para­mount: How Much Do You Love Me? stars Mon­ica Bel­luci as a pros­ti­tute who gets paid 100,00 euros a month to live with a lot­tery win­ner – until the money runs out. Also star­ring Gérard Depardieu.

Bridge to Ter­abith­ia, Pierre­point, Scenes of a Sexu­al Nature and Off the Grid – after the jump.

Why Science Fiction is the only legitimate artform of the 20th and 21st centuries

Loc­al artist, writer and intel­lec­tu­al Dav­id Cau­chi is giv­ing an address at the Film Archive on Sat­urday after­noon.

Dav­id is a right old char­ac­ter, and also the paint­er of one of my favour­ite works of art – entitled The fab four (Tas­man, Cook, Du Fresne, De Sur­ville) (above).

More info after the jump.

Pirates vs. Ninjas

I love my parentsSo in every city, there are always people who are stu­pid and mis­guided and wrong. That’s how we got Kerry Pren­de­ghastly for a may­or, after all, and the bypass too. In anoth­er clas­sic example of people who are back­ing the wrong team, these people are plan­ning on dress­ing like ninjas to attend the first screen­ing of Pir­ates of the Carib­bean 3. Yo me hearties, rise up and fight off the evil ninja threat! Every­one knows that pir­ates are cool­er. Think­ing oth­er­wise is like say­ing robots could win in a fight against tigers. As if!

MySpace Freebies hit Wellington

Back in Feb those lucky Auck­land MySpace people had the chance to check out Ever­more for Free.

Well Wel­ling­ton, our time has come and it’s a good­ie. If you are a MySpace mem­ber just add The Black Cur­tain to your MySpace friends and you’ll be told the secret squir­rel loc­a­tion of the free screen­ing of Hot­Fuzz this Fri­day.

Why Go?
Well, to start it’s free.
To fol­low it’s by the geni­us minds behind Shaun of the Dead
To con­tin­ue you get a spe­cial appear­ance & intro­duc­tion by Peter Jack­son.
If that’s not enough – it’s free, people!

My only hope is that Simon Pegg is as funny in per­son now as he was when he was in Wel­ling­ton for the Laugh Fest­iv­al back in the deep dark ’90s.

The horror!

Video­blood brings you ‘FIRST BLOOD’. This dvd pro­ject brings togeth­er 11 video artists and vis­ion­ar­ies to cre­ate an ori­gin­al mas­ter­piece with the only rule being that it had to fin­ish with­in 90 seconds.

Filled with motion graph­ics, stop motion, clay­ma­tion, porno, com­edy, 3d, sur­gery, fly­ing, dude, geisha, planets,cosmic arts, snails and all in one serving of 15 minutes.

The Para­mount is a massive theatre, tell every­one to come along because it’s FREE! FREE! FREE!

Fea­tur­ing work from:

Alistair Cheyne
Vin­cent Lowe & Jon Strang
Lak­sh­man Anandanay­agam
Mike Heynes
Sally Tran
Guy Cap­per
Matt Pitt
Paul Her­schell
Sam Webber & Gareth O’bri­en
Ed Dav­is
Jeremy Mans­ford

Check out the teas­er at:
www.videoblood.com

FIRST BLOOD DVD LAUNCH SCREENING FRIDAY NOVEMBER 3RD, 9:30pm PARAMOUNT THEATRE

Celluloid architecture

These days it seem like there’s a spe­cial­ist film fest­iv­al for every taste and interest: human rights, veget­ables, silent films and even Phoenix dac­tyl­ifera. There’s even one for archi­tec­ture buffs, and the Wel­ling­ton sea­son starts at the Pent­house this Fri­day.

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Snakes! On a plane! In Wellington!

ph33r my photoshop skillsNot that long ago, the Lon­don Time Out ran a fea­ture on pir­ates in Lon­don to cel­eb­rate the release of Pir­ates of the Carib­bean 2. Way to be hip, Time Out. Every­one who’s any­one knows that the actu­al most import­ant movie this year is Snakes on Plane – or as some like to call it “Mother­fuck­ing snakes on a mother­fuck­ing plane”. So, in trib­ute to this movie that opens on Thursday, the Wel­ling­tonista is proud to present this very spe­cial activ­ity guide to recre­at­ing snakes on a plane in Wel­ling­ton:

Carnie Alert

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Watch out Wel­ling­ton, the (Wel­ling­ton) Cir­cus (Trust) is in town.

The Wel­ling­ton Cir­cus Trust is hold­ing a fun­draiser to try and raise $1200, to match a grant from Cre­at­ive Com­munit­ies Wel­ling­ton.

On Fri­day 16th June the Para­mount will be rock­ing from 10pm – 2am with cir­cus acts, DJs, plus a screen­ing of “It’s All Gone Pete Tong”.

It will be a splen­did affair.

All for the bar­gain price of $15.00.
Book­ings in per­son at the Para­mount or call (04) 384 4080

More inform­a­tion here.

Can’t stop the serenity, Welly installment

SerenityThe Wel­ling­tonista, it may be revealed, har­bours at least two fans of Joss Whe­don, cre­at­ive motiv­a­tion behind such tele­visu­al works of stag­ger­ing geni­us as Buffy the Vam­pire Slay­er and, er, Roseanne.

So we are pleased to relay Michael’s announce­ment of a Wel­ling­ton char­ity show­ing of Whe­don’s film Serenity on Fri­day the 23rd at 7pm at Read­ing.

Many, this writer included, missed this fine film owing to its absurdly trun­cated run in loc­al theatres last year. Now is your chance to see it in its nat­ur­al envir­on­ment while at the same time sup­port­ing Whe­don’s favour­ite char­ity.

For more inform­a­tion, includ­ing how to obtain tick­ets (which are not avail­able from the Read­ing box office) click here.