Where would you take an odd tourist?

We occa­sion­al­ly get requests from peo­ple who see us as being experts on Welling­ton, and it’s true, we are. But so are you. So help us answer this guy’s ques­tion! “I am look­ing for places/locations in the Welling­ton area to take a group of over­seas vis­i­tors too. I am not want­i­ng to go to the nor­mal […]

Christchurch

A rather vio­lent earth­quake hit Christchurch yes­ter­day, and it has dev­as­tat­ed a city that, quite frankly, has had enough of feel­ing the earth move. Peo­ple are help­ing where and when they can. We do know that this is one sit­u­a­tion where throw­ing mon­ey at a prob­lem can help. It might not fix every­thing, but right […]

The Owls Are Not What They Seem

You know that we’re big fans of Madame Fan­cy Pants. You know what we’re not fans of? Thieves! Dear MFP lovelies, Sor­ry to say that our big com­pe­ti­tion will be can­celed as some­one has stolen your prize. 🙁 If you hap­pen to know of some­one acquir­ing a Dead­ly Ponies Mr Night Owl bag.…? If you […]

What do I expect: when I use my Entertainment Card?

Yeah I know, I’m a dis­gust­ing pesky fly. But just because I slurp food off the plate with my pro­boscis does­n’t mean I should have to pay full price when I have a handy-dandy gold enter­tain­ment card to get a free meal.

Here’s how it went down… we went to Finc on a Fri­day night — for the sim­ple rea­son that it is in the Enter­tain­ment Guide. We ordered two mains both worth around $34 each and an entree for $8. The deal in the Enter­tain­ment Guide is:

“you and your guest are invit­ed to enjoy one com­pli­men­ta­ry main course when anoth­er main course of equal or greater val­ue is pur­chased. Up to $30.00 val­ue”.

We were told that as our mains were both over the val­ue of $30 we would receive NO dis­count. When we also asked them why was the entree not tak­en off we were told that we did not intend to have this as a main so they would not dis­count that either.

To read the shock­ing con­clu­sion click “read more”

Sleb Sighting — Jason Gunn

Jase!

Seen at Cap­i­tal on the Quay (prob­a­bly com­ing from the Nova­tel) at around 11.15am, head­ing out onto Lambton Quay on a break before head­ing out to Aval­on Stu­dios to film tonight’s dance-off.

Woohoo!

Have your say — busker & husband charged for dog hair in room

What dog hair?Talk­back time — or type-back time to be more accu­rate.

This is the nice lady who some­times busks near Wood­ward Street on the Quay, with her faith­ful guide dog at her side. Been a while since we saw her there.

Olivia and Jonathan God­frey spent their hon­ey­moon in a pro­fessed guide-dog friend­ly hotel in Palmer­ston North Welling­ton. When leav­ing, they were pre­sent­ed with a bill for an extra $85 for clean­ing up unwant­ed dog hair.

I’m inclined to the side of the cou­ple here, it seems the hotel refused the opin­ion of a guide-dog min­der who was sent in to view any dam­age on the cou­ple’s behalf.

Besides… the hotel spokesman said:

“There were two big dogs in a one-bed­room apart­ment … You can imag­ine the smell…”

I can actu­al­ly, I imag­ine you could hard­ly smell them at all & that 5 min­utes with the win­dows & doors open would have clinched it.

And even if the dogs were moult­ing, how long does it take to vac­u­um a one bed­room apart­ment? Nice hourly rate.

Full sto­ry here

Go for your life with the out­raged com­ments either way.

Update:

The hotel has apol­o­gised to the cou­ple & offered a cou­ple of free night’s accom­mo­da­tion.

One year on…

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I dis­cov­ered the Welling­ton­ista on day two after my arrival. It took them almost year to dis­cov­er me …

In fact, it took them exact­ly a year. I cel­e­brat­ed my one year New Zealand anniver­sary last Fri­day with the con­tra­dic­to­ry emo­tions of some­one who simul­ta­ne­ous­ly feels like a true long-term Welling­ton­ian and a rook­ie who has just stepped off the boat.

I am still strug­gling with a wee bit of cul­ture shock — com­plain­ing about Welling­ton’s provin­cial­i­ty and sec­ond-world infra­struc­ture while mar­veling at the vibe, friend­li­ness and gen­uine feel­ing of com­mu­ni­ty one can only find in Welling­ton (I think).

Apart from being with a Kiwi part­ner who has been too long out of the coun­try to remem­ber any­thing use­ful and hav­ing read halfway through a trav­el guide I did­n’t know much about New Zealand a year ago. And my for­mer life in Vien­na, Copen­hagen and Ams­ter­dam proved to be way too lim­it­ed an expe­ri­ence of the world to shel­ter me from the sur­pris­es I was in for.

Wellingtonian of the Year, 2006, how’s he doing now?

Time to take a quick look at how last year’s Welling­ton­ista Welling­ton­ian of the Year is get­ting on in the wake of a full year of pro­mo­tion­al engage­ments & speak­ing gigs.

Wellingtonista Wellingtonian of the year, 2006

Wellington vs. Auckland

A long week­end away pro­vides the per­fect oppor­tu­ni­ty to re-exam­ine the age-old bat­tle. In our first chap­ter, our agent goes to Auck­land. In our next chap­ter, an ene­my agent will come here…

Air­port access: Get­ting to Welling­ton Air­port, from Thorn­don via a quick stop in Hataitai to pick up my suit­case took less than half an hour, and the only cost was some grov­el­ling to my moth­er. Get­ting to the CBD of Auck­land via a shut­tle took an hour and cost $26 — that’s 15 min­utes longer than the actu­al flight, and only $13 less than the tick­et. Welling­ton 1, Auck­land 0.

Air­ports: Welling­ton air­port has only one ter­mi­nal, which is bliss­ful­ly fast food chain-free and it’s a sexy big space. You can get Fuel cof­fee, and Wish­bone food (which caters to a wide range of dietary require­ments) but it’s loud and bust­ly, and the stools they have at coun­ters are shiny met­al and you slip off them. Mean­while, Auck­land Air­port may have Burg­er King and Mac­Don­alds, but they also have a juice bar with those posh award-win­ning recov­er­able design style chairs. A tie.

1st Day of Spring

Because not all Welling­ton­ista are inde­struc­tible, I was ensconced at home this morn­ing with a touch of a cold.

Actu­al­ly, a hell of a cold. But I’m per­se­ver­ing.

And the weath­er helped! It’s mirac­u­lous!

Step­ping out onto Cuba Street, I wan­dered along to Truf­fle to buy some Pain au Choco­lat (choco­late crois­sants. they’re frozen, but you can defrost them and cook them for break­fast).

Now, you can believe what you like. But Welling­ton Win­ter’s aren’t always that bad. It’s the freakin Spring that is tru­ly awful. The winds real­ly start to wind up, and the rain starts.

Today though… today the wind was gen­tle, the sun was out, and peo­ple were out with it.

I heard a young cou­ple talk­ing about who had the most duvet last night. They saun­tered past with nary a glance in my direc­tion.

Peo­ple were all over Cuba St eat­ing in the sun.

That girl with Down Syn­drome was out jug­gling. She’s ter­ri­ble at it, but I flicked her a dol­lar any­way.

That guy who plays the bam­boo flute that looks a lot like a bong was out, play­ing the same tune over, and over, and over, and over.

And I thought to myself, “You know, on a day like this you almost for­get what the Spring is like. This Welling­ton, she is a fick­le mis­tress”.