Where would you take an odd tourist?

We occa­sion­ally get requests from people who see us as being experts on Wel­ling­ton, and it’s true, we are. But so are you. So help us answer this guy’s ques­tion! “I am look­ing for places/locations in the Wel­ling­ton area to take a group of over­seas vis­it­ors too. I am not want­ing to go to the nor­mal […]

Christchurch

A rather viol­ent earth­quake hit Christ­ch­urch yes­ter­day, and it has dev­ast­ated a city that, quite frankly, has had enough of feel­ing the earth move. People are help­ing where and when they can. We do know that this is one situ­ation where throw­ing money at a prob­lem can help. It might not fix everything, but right […]

The Owls Are Not What They Seem

You know that we’re big fans of Madame Fancy Pants. You know what we’re not fans of? Thieves! Dear MFP love­lies, Sorry to say that our big com­pet­i­tion will be can­celed as someone has stolen your prize. 🙁 If you hap­pen to know of someone acquir­ing a Deadly Ponies Mr Night Owl bag.…? If you […]

What do I expect: when I use my Entertainment Card?

Yeah I know, I’m a dis­gust­ing pesky fly. But just because I slurp food off the plate with my pro­bos­cis does­n’t mean I should have to pay full price when I have a handy-dandy gold enter­tain­ment card to get a free meal.

Here’s how it went down… we went to Finc on a Fri­day night – for the simple reas­on that it is in the Enter­tain­ment Guide. We ordered two mains both worth around $34 each and an entree for $8. The deal in the Enter­tain­ment Guide is:

“you and your guest are invited to enjoy one com­pli­ment­ary main course when anoth­er main course of equal or great­er value is pur­chased. Up to $30.00 value”.

We were told that as our mains were both over the value of $30 we would receive NO dis­count. When we also asked them why was the entree not taken off we were told that we did not intend to have this as a main so they would not dis­count that either.

To read the shock­ing con­clu­sion click “read more”

Sleb Sighting – Jason Gunn

Jase!

Seen at Cap­it­al on the Quay (prob­ably com­ing from the Nova­tel) at around 11.15am, head­ing out onto Lamb­ton Quay on a break before head­ing out to Avalon Stu­di­os to film tonight’s dance-off.

Woo­hoo!

Have your say – busker & husband charged for dog hair in room

What dog hair?Talk­back time – or type-back time to be more accur­ate.

This is the nice lady who some­times busks near Wood­ward Street on the Quay, with her faith­ful guide dog at her side. Been a while since we saw her there.

Olivia and Jonath­an God­frey spent their hon­ey­moon in a pro­fessed guide-dog friendly hotel in Palmer­ston North Wel­ling­ton. When leav­ing, they were presen­ted with a bill for an extra $85 for clean­ing up unwanted dog hair.

I’m inclined to the side of the couple here, it seems the hotel refused the opin­ion of a guide-dog mind­er who was sent in to view any dam­age on the couple’s behalf.

Besides… the hotel spokes­man said:

“There were two big dogs in a one-bed­room apart­ment … You can ima­gine the smell…”

I can actu­ally, I ima­gine you could hardly smell them at all & that 5 minutes with the win­dows & doors open would have clinched it.

And even if the dogs were moult­ing, how long does it take to vacu­um a one bed­room apart­ment? Nice hourly rate.

Full story here

Go for your life with the out­raged com­ments either way.

Update:

The hotel has apo­lo­gised to the couple & offered a couple of free night’s accom­mod­a­tion.

One year on…

This post­ing brought to you by Sandy Mamoli (deeply hon­oured inaug­ur­al guest blog­ger).

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I dis­covered the Wel­ling­tonista on day two after my arrival. It took them almost year to dis­cov­er me …

In fact, it took them exactly a year. I cel­eb­rated my one year New Zea­l­and anniversary last Fri­day with the con­tra­dict­ory emo­tions of someone who sim­ul­tan­eously feels like a true long-term Wel­ling­to­ni­an and a rook­ie who has just stepped off the boat.

I am still strug­gling with a wee bit of cul­ture shock – com­plain­ing about Wel­ling­ton’s pro­vin­ci­al­ity and second-world infra­struc­ture while mar­veling at the vibe, friend­li­ness and genu­ine feel­ing of com­munity one can only find in Wel­ling­ton (I think).

Apart from being with a Kiwi part­ner who has been too long out of the coun­try to remem­ber any­thing use­ful and hav­ing read halfway through a travel guide I did­n’t know much about New Zea­l­and a year ago. And my former life in Vienna, Copen­ha­gen and Ams­ter­dam proved to be way too lim­ited an exper­i­ence of the world to shel­ter me from the sur­prises I was in for.

Wellingtonian of the Year, 2006, how’s he doing now?

Time to take a quick look at how last year’s Wel­ling­tonista Wel­ling­to­ni­an of the Year is get­ting on in the wake of a full year of pro­mo­tion­al engage­ments & speak­ing gigs.

Wellingtonista Wellingtonian of the year, 2006

Wellington vs. Auckland

A long week­end away provides the per­fect oppor­tun­ity to re-exam­ine the age-old battle. In our first chapter, our agent goes to Auck­land. In our next chapter, an enemy agent will come here…

Air­port access: Get­ting to Wel­ling­ton Air­port, from Thorndon via a quick stop in Hataitai to pick up my suit­case took less than half an hour, and the only cost was some grov­el­ling to my moth­er. Get­ting to the CBD of Auck­land via a shuttle took an hour and cost $26 – that’s 15 minutes longer than the actu­al flight, and only $13 less than the tick­et. Wel­ling­ton 1, Auck­land 0.

Air­ports: Wel­ling­ton air­port has only one ter­min­al, which is bliss­fully fast food chain-free and it’s a sexy big space. You can get Fuel cof­fee, and Wish­bone food (which caters to a wide range of diet­ary require­ments) but it’s loud and bustly, and the stools they have at coun­ters are shiny met­al and you slip off them. Mean­while, Auck­land Air­port may have Bur­ger King and Mac­Don­alds, but they also have a juice bar with those posh award-win­ning recov­er­able design style chairs. A tie.

1st Day of Spring

Because not all Wel­ling­tonista are indes­truct­ible, I was ensconced at home this morn­ing with a touch of a cold.

Actu­ally, a hell of a cold. But I’m per­sever­ing.

And the weath­er helped! It’s mira­cu­lous!

Step­ping out onto Cuba Street, I wandered along to Truffle to buy some Pain au Chocol­at (chocol­ate crois­sants. they’re frozen, but you can defrost them and cook them for break­fast).

Now, you can believe what you like. But Wel­ling­ton Win­ter­’s aren’t always that bad. It’s the freakin Spring that is truly awful. The winds really start to wind up, and the rain starts.

Today though… today the wind was gentle, the sun was out, and people were out with it.

I heard a young couple talk­ing about who had the most duvet last night. They sauntered past with nary a glance in my dir­ec­tion.

People were all over Cuba St eat­ing in the sun.

That girl with Down Syn­drome was out jug­gling. She’s ter­rible at it, but I flicked her a dol­lar any­way.

That guy who plays the bam­boo flute that looks a lot like a bong was out, play­ing the same tune over, and over, and over, and over.

And I thought to myself, “You know, on a day like this you almost for­get what the Spring is like. This Wel­ling­ton, she is a fickle mis­tress”.