Notional Significance: Downstream

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] My nar­rat­ive has been marooned in John­son­ville for over eight months, a fate that, if not actu­ally worse than death, is per­il­ously close to it. In fact, it is exactly a year since I walked this sec­tion of road, and last week’s remem­brance was the spur I needed to get […]

Island Bay Festival 2012

The 28th annu­al Island Bay Fest­iv­al kicks off tomor­row (Sat 11 Feb), with a heap of events and activ­it­ies planned for the com­ing week. All the favour­ite events are back: Bless­ing of the Boats, the parade down the Parade, Bands in the Park (fea­tur­ing Fam­ily Cac­tus, Ryan Preb­ble, Joe Blos­som, and New­town Sound and MC Israel […]

Notional Significance: Clearing

 [See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The offramp leads me down into what, for want of a bet­ter term, I will call the heart of John­son­ville. The loc­al RSA greets me with a Bofors gun and an ad for its eponym­ous res­taur­ant (“Fam­ily Friendly Envir­on­ment”). Along with the Sal­va­tion Army, Super Liquor, a ser­vice sta­tion and […]

What year is St. Patrick’s College living in?

When I was 15,  I had my first ever pash. I was at Onslow, but my best friend’s boy­friend went to St Pat’s (Town) so one New Year’s, we got to hang out with some of the boys from there. There was a party in Strath­more, a New Year’s Count­down in a tun­nel, a Haka […]

Notional Significance: Gorge

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The stretch of Hutt Rd from Kaiwarawhara to Ngaur­anga is a long, dry slog through an arti­fi­cial val­ley. The west­ern side is almost nat­ur­al, covered by ten­a­cious regen­er­a­tion, but often cut, but­tressed and battered to keep the slope from fail­ing, occa­sion­ally sliced by gul­lies and roads that scrabble up to […]

Oh god no

Remem­ber when Wel­ling­ton Air­port, after the howls of protest and out­right mock­ery, backed off on its cringe-indu­­cing Wel­ly­wood sign idea and prom­ised to go away and think of some­thing bet­ter to cel­eb­rate our film industry? Well, they’ve had a good, long think about it, and this morn­ing’s paper announces that they’ve come up with a […]

Notional Significance: Reclamation

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] Kaiwhar­awhara is a node, a knot, a tangle of paths and his­tor­ies. It’s where the eponym­ous stream meets the har­bour, though quakes and reclam­a­tions have long since nudged the mouth sea­wards from its ori­gin­al pos­i­tion at the fault line, engulf­ing fore­shore, ship­wrecks and shell­fish beds in the pro­cess. It’s where […]

Notional Significance: Gully

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The path bends with the motor­way, peel­ing away from the hills, present­ing a widescreen pan­or­ama of res­id­en­tial Thorndon. I can see what remains of the gul­lies into which the high­way has wedged itself: from the all-but-van­ished Honeyman’s Gully (once a duelling ground for law­yers, then filled in for the less […]

La Boca Loca

With the open­ing of The Roxy cinema, Miramar has sud­denly become a rather pop­u­lar little neigh­bour­hood. And now things get even more inter­est­ing with the open­ing of Mex­ic­an res­taur­ant La Boca Loca. It’s a taquer­ia – a Mex­ic­an fast food joint. But the fast food in ques­tion is centred around a selec­tion of tor­­tilla-based dishes, […]

How we could actually improve our roads

If you’ve ever driv­en from New­town to Kil­birnie, you’ll know how godaw­ful the inter­sec­tion with State High­way One is. The prob­lem is that in order to cross the con­stant stream of traffic, you are forced to rely on the kind­ness of strangers giv­ing way to you of their own accord. One enter­pris­ing young man had […]