We can’t has riceburger?

We see that there are ‘For Lease’ signs in the win­dow of Chilli Jam on Ade­laide Road, and that their web­site is no longer exist­ing. Any­one know any­thing more about it?

Volunteering Tea and Comfort

The streets of Welling­ton on a day like today are a joy, the sun is shin­ing, the breeze is more balmy than blus­ter and you prob­a­bly have a home to go to if you need some cave time.  In Welling­ton the streets are shared with all, and if you head into the CBD you will see suits, stu­dents, hip­sters, chil­dren and gold-card hold­ers util­is­ing pub­lic space along­side street peo­ple and alco­holics.  Auck­land is respond­ing to the chal­lenges of in-your-face social prob­lems by con­sid­er­ing a bylaw to force home­less peo­ple off the streets by mak­ing the police respon­si­ble for mov­ing the prob­lem around. Good luck with that one. 

Welling­to­ni­ans can’t afford to be smug about the issue but at least the focus is on a range of solu­tions includ­ing a wet hos­tel and liquor bans.  There was plen­ty of thought­ful dis­cus­sion over at Poneke about this issue last year.

Conchords season II

For a good time, call Kerry on (04) 801 4205

The Welling­ton City Coun­cil would like to hear from you tonight. Like, seri­ous­ly. Accord­ing to their ads in the paper, they even want you to stop watch­ing Coro­na­tion Street long enough to call them up and tell them what you think about them. Or to be specif­i­cal­ly quot­ing their old news sto­ry (one of the things I would com­plain about first would be how hard it is to find cur­rent news on their site): 

Do you have views on the city’s future? Then call our hot­line, talk to the May­or or Coun­cil­lors and tell them what you think. Welling­ton City Coun­cil is run­ning the hot­line … 7.00pm to 9.00pm — phone (04) 801 4205) to can­vas views from res­i­dents about what they val­ue about the city, what lev­el ser­vices should be fund­ed and what ser­vices could be reduced.

As always, we have some sug­ges­tions:

  1. Get the trol­ley bus­es run­ning more often because we val­ue them,
  2. The ‘ser­vice’ of build­ing roads and bypass­es and fly­overs that we don’t actu­al­ly need can get scrapped. Or moved to Hamil­ton cos that city total­ly needs a bypass. 
  3. How about along with the rub­bish col­lec­tion we think about hav­ing a green/compost col­lec­tion? It works in San Fran­cis­co… 

What would you say if you called? And also, you’re going to call, right? 

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Revolutionary Road posterAs Oscar night approach­es anoth­er of the expect­ed heavy­weight con­tenders goes into cin­e­mas: Sam Mendes’ Rev­o­lu­tion­ary Road reunites Kate Winslet and Leonar­do DiCaprio for the first time since Titan­ic (still the high­est gross­ing film of all time fact-fans) in a sto­ry of a mid­dle-class 1950s cou­ple dis­sat­is­fied with the Amer­i­can sub­ur­ban dream. Based on (what I under­stand to be) an awe­some nov­el by Richard Yates. Play­ing at Light­house Petone, Regent-on-Man­ners, Read­ings, Pent­house and Sky City Queens­gate.

Road­show will be hop­ing that Clint East­wood light­ning will strike twice at the Oscars and are using that rare tac­tic, the sneak pre­view, to launch his new film (and his last as an actor) Gran Tori­no. His last per­for­mance was in the mul­ti-award-win­ning Mil­lion Dol­lar Baby in 2004. You can see Gran Tori­no ear­ly at Empire, Read­ings, Pent­house and Sky City Queens­gate. (East­wood’s oth­er new film Changeling opens on Feb 12)

For those inclined toward the crap­pi­er end of the mar­ket there’s Bride Wars, a “com­e­dy” star­ring Anne Hath­away and the woe­ful­ly-man­aged Kate Hud­son. Please note that I total­ly have an open mind about this film — I just don’t have any hope or faith: Empire, Regent-on-Man­ners, Read­ings, Sky City Queens­gate.

The Pent­house keeps it classy with a big­gish-bud­get French WWII movie called Female Agents about some young French women enlist­ed into the British Spe­cial Forces and sent on a sui­cide mis­sion to res­cue a British geol­o­gist. True sto­ry appar­ent­ly. Mean­while the Para­moun­t’s eclec­tic run con­tin­ues with a Czech com­e­dy-dra­ma called Beau­ty in Trou­ble. It’s by one of my favourite film­mak­ers, Jan Hre­be­jk who made the fan­tas­tic Divid­ed We Fall from 2000. Also at the Para­mount, for just a few ses­sions, is a surf­ing movie called Bustin’ Down the Door.

All of the above will be reviewed in next week’s Cap­i­tal Times (and online at Funer­als & Snakes), although I may draw the line at the surf­ing flick.

Summer daze

We admit it: we’ve been slack. Nor­mal blog­ging ser­vice will grad­u­al­ly resume as we re-emerge from the rum-induced ine­bri­a­tion heat-induced tor­por of sum­mer, but things are tak­ing a while to crank up again.

Some of us have been out of town on sum­mer hol­i­days, enjoy­ing all the clichés of the Great Kiwi Sum­merTM: beach­es, jan­dals, boats, sun­burn and ill-advised sex­u­al liaisons. But some of us have stayed put, and frankly, why not? Even if (like many Welling­to­ni­ans) you don’t have a car, with a Snap­per card and Shanks’ pony it’s not too hard to get to a whole range of beach­es. Here’s a lit­tle Flickr pho­to­set of the Welling­ton coast this sum­mer, show­ing peo­ple doing all those sorts of things that we’re sup­posed to have to leave town for. Erm, except the sex (and we would­n’t be sur­prised if that was just around the cor­ner, too).

We, for one, welcome our new Webstock overlords

Webstock! Yay!There’s less than a month to go now until the great­est con­fer­ence ever, and since the Welling­ton­ista is always keen to show off the best parts of our city, we made a Begin­ner’s Guide to Welling­ton for those who are com­ing in for it from out of town. Even if you live here, there might be some­thing of inter­est on the list for you, so do have a read, and when you see us at all those places, do feel free to say hi and buy us drinks.

In the summer in the city

1. Have you reg­is­tered for Web­stock yet? Only 33 more sleeps left to go and we are very very excit­ed!

2. Have you checked out the pro­gramme for Sum­mer City yet? 

Welling­ton City Coun­cil’s three-month fes­ti­val of out­door activ­i­ties. Events include music fes­ti­vals, extreme sports, cul­tur­al cel­e­bra­tions and chil­dren’s enter­tain­ment. This year, Sum­mer City’s music per­for­mances focus on Welling­ton bands.

There’s a giant dis­play of info about it at the cor­ner of Man­ners & Cuba Malls, or you can read their event info PDF (because Sum­mer City is not acces­si­ble for every­one?)

3. Bren­da has empha­sised again why she was nom­i­nat­ed for Best Con­tri­bu­tion to the inter­net, with this reveal­ing pho­to of the por­trait of for­mer may­or Mark Blum­sky, stand­ing out­side Mer­maids Strip Club. Nice one!

Comings and Goings

The start of each year often sees a shake-up of the bar and restau­rant scene, and with the Cur­rent Eco­nom­ic Cli­mateTM one might expect a few more clo­sures than usu­al. Let’s not dwell on such mor­bid spec­u­la­tion, and look at a few clos­ings and open­ings that we do know about.

While dis­cussing the demise of Tem­per­ance (which did­n’t reopen this week­end, despite DB’s threats assur­ances), Blair men­tioned that the Courte­nay Arms had been replaced by some­thing called “The Kiwi Pub”. It does­n’t look quite as dire as I had feared, and its light, airy feel is more beach café than six-o’clock swill. It’s still nos­tal­gia-by-num­bers, though, pre­sum­ably aimed at the back­pack­er mar­ket, and despite the odd decent beer on the list, the Soci­ety Of Beer Advo­cates is not impressed.

The Kiwi Pub

Across the road, New Orleans will open its new Allen St loca­tion in a a cou­ple of weeks, in the space long left vacant by the unla­ment­ed Play. I hope it lasts longer than its cursed Lambton Quay incar­na­tion, and while it’s pre­sum­ably aim­ing at a dif­fer­ent demo­graph­ic, its Cajun cui­sine will have stiff com­pe­ti­tion from Sweet Moth­er’s Kitchen around the cor­ner.

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For sooth o’er yonder hills doth joust

Imag­ine our delight to find that this week­end there is a joust­ing car­ni­val in Upper Hutt.

Har­court Park, Sat­ur­day and Sun­day 10th and 11th Jan­u­ary, Upper Hutt.

As they said in days of yore, be there or be-eth square.