Stationery Porn

Hope­ful­ly!

Small Busi­ness Expo — a 3 day event hap­pen­ing from today at the TSB Are­na on Queen’s Wharf.

Um… no pic­tures to tempt you sor­ry, I dithered lov­ing­ly over a snap of an elec­tron­ic sta­pler, but it occured to me that there may be no elec­tron­ic sta­plers there & that might be mis­lead­ing adver­tis­ing.

Any­way, the expo — 3 days of stalls, sem­i­nars, men­tors, and most excit­ing of all, give­aways.

See you there this after­noon.

Taking the Good with the Bad

Vege Long Shot

Although Tom beat me to the chase on post­ing about the Wai­t­an­gi Park Mar­kets I thought I would sup­ple­ment his post with a few secrets from the mar­kets he may just have over­looked.

What I’ve enjoyed about the mar­kets, apart from haul­ing my sor­ry tuckus out of bed at 8 or 9am on a Sun­day, is the way it’s some­thing of a lit­tle com­mu­ni­ty.

vension man

Mind you, it’s a com­mu­ni­ty made up of peo­ple whose names I don’t know, and there’s even a few I for­got to pho­to­graph. But you get the gist.

Ven­sion guy here, for exam­ple, sells some pret­ty good sala­mi. They’re brought in from some whole­saler called Base­Camp. We’ve got one hang­ing in the pantry grad­u­al­ly aging. It’s cov­ered in a white mold and is start­ing to get prop­er­ly stinky. Will prob­a­bly use it on a piz­za, or maybe in an antipas­to of some kind.

baker

This guy on the oth­er hand might look like the fish­mon­ger from the Aster­ix books, but he actu­al­ly makes a pret­ty good vari­ety of rus­tic breads.

We call him, “the nine-grain man”, because makes this fan­tas­tic bread. Keeps for about a week, and takes a whole lot of eat­ing. It’s not del­i­cate and refined like Moulin Bak­ery, but… who cares! You need to be mak­ing doorstop sand­wich­es? Get on down the mar­ket.

Nina Nastasia

Nina Nas­ta­sia is an accom­plished musi­cian, song­writer and per­former who cur­rent­ly makes her home in New York, but she’s play­ing at the Bar Bode­ga on Fri­day night with Jim White (out of Aussie week-long-musi­cal-wake post-rock­ers The Dirty Three).


More info after the jump.

TXT BUS

Welling­ton pub­lic trans­port has made anoth­er great leap for­ward. From the mar­gin of a local com­mu­ni­ty news­pa­per:

Bus users across Welling­ton can use their cell­phones to find out when the next sched­uled ser­vice will arrive. The ser­vice allows prospec­tive pas­sen­gers to find the times of the next three bus­es due by txting a four-dig­it num­ber — the bus-stop ID num­ber, dis­played on bus-stop signs — to BUS (287). A reply will arrive with­in sec­onds.

Now note that this will not tell you when the next bus will actu­al­ly arrive, but (pre­sum­ably) give you the next three bus­es due as per the timetable. So not huge­ly help­ful when your bus has not shown up for no appar­ent rea­son, and nor is it as cool as the dig­i­tal signs I’ve seen in Auck­land’s inner sub­urbs, but still a start. Now can they just sort out inte­grat­ed tick­et­ing? Kthxbai.

Sex in the city.….carparks

Today I parked in the Tour­na­ment car-park­ing build­ing on Mar­i­on Street and made the mis­take of walk­ing down the stairs to the street. Along with the delight­ful smell of urine, the stairs were also lit­tered with used con­doms. Now, I’m real­ly stoked that peo­ple were prac­tic­ing safer sex, espe­cial­ly because I’m going to assume there’s a con­nec­tion between the num­ber of sex work­ers on Mar­i­on Street and their prox­im­i­ty to that build­ing, but real­ly, isn’t there a more ummm entic­ing place peo­ple could go? I’ve also seen peo­ple hav­ing sex in the Lom­bard park­ing build­ing as well — what’s up with that, Welling­ton? Is it the smell of petrol and urine that’s such a turn-on? Or are all Welling­to­ni­ans just so horny that if you’ve got­ta get off, you’ve got to get off wher­ev­er you are?

You are very important, yes you are

The love­ly Beck­on Design Store (Willis St Vil­lage) will be hav­ing a VIP evening on Wednes­day the 18th of July from 5.30pm onwards.

They will be show­cas­ing new ranges from val­ued local arts and craft peo­ple includ­ing…

  • Hes­ter de Ruiter:Hand-painted pouffes and Tea Tow­els
  • Cloud of Birds: one-off Plushies
  • Baby­li­cious : Children’s wear; Lady pants and Man pants!
  • Amulet Trea­sures: One-off brooches by Amy McLen­nan
  • Robyn Yee – Bung Ham­sters
  • Nik­ki Bur­rows — Jew­el­ery
  • Ataahua – Linen and Light shades
  • Annie Collins – Jew­el­ery

There will also be 50% off select­ed stock from…

Cather­ine David Design, 2 Belle, Mimi, T Dou­ble L, Jen­star, Flock, Scene Steal­er and Heav­en­ly.

On top of all of this there will be bub­bles, spot prizes, nib­bles, great com­pa­ny and fan­tas­tic ser­vice (as usu­al)!

What more could you want? Come and sup­port some very tal­ent­ed locals. All wel­come (yes, you are a VIP. Easy was­n’t it?)

Announcing the Wellingtonista Quiz League

It’s oooooooooooooon! We are very hap­py to present you with a start­ing date for the Welling­ton­ista Quiz League — Tues­day July 24. We’d love you to par­tic­i­pate. Not only will you get to flex your brain mus­cles and check out the quiz nights at four dif­fer­ent pubs, but you’ll also get to net­work with like­mind­ed peo­ple and have a lot of fun. So now you need to find your­self three friends, send us an email to welling­ton­ista @ gmail.com or leave us a com­ment here with your team name, and sign up to the mail­ing list for Quiz League announce­ments which may look sus­pi­cious­ly like the Bowl­ing League mail­ing list. We’ll let you know which inner-city pub we’re start­ing at clos­er to the time.

After the break, the rules. Any ques­tions?

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

Bra Boys posterA very qui­et week for open­ings, the calm before the Film Fes­ti­val storm you might say. Slip­ping out a day ear­ly under cov­er of dark­ness is Har­ry Pot­ter and the Order of the Phoenix (or Har­ry Pot­ter 5 as it said on my tick­et this after­noon). Sneak pre­view of my Cap­i­tal Times review next week: “meh”. (Empire, Read­ings, Regent, Sky City Queens­gate).

The only oth­er pic­ture open­ing this week is the unfor­tu­nate­ly titled Bra Boys, which is a doc­u­men­tary about the famous Syd­ney surf gang from the sub­urb of Maroubra. The film is direct­ed by one of the Bra Boys him­self, Sun­ny Aber­ton, and Exec Pro­duced by Rus­sell Crowe who is under­stand­ably more inter­est­ed in his South Syd­ney roots than his South Welling­ton ori­gins (doc­u­men­tary about Strath­more any­one?). Crowe is so into this par­tic­u­lar sto­ry that he’s slat­ed to direct and star in a fic­tion­alised ver­sion of it in 2009. Rial­to only.

Numero Uno? Numero no no!

(Issue two is out now, but I have been slow. All judg­ments below are based on the first issue. I’m not buy­ing anoth­er one to see if it’s improved.)

When I saw the first issue of Uno on the shelves at the super­mar­ket, I was hop­ing it would be the Welling­ton equiv­a­lent of Metro — on a good day, not all “Why your kids’ school will give you can­cer and nev­er let them buy a house” Lis­ten­eresque. But it’s not. It’s real­ly, real­ly not. Instead it turns out that Uno is every bit as adver­tis­ing-copy dri­ven as the Welling­ton Guide — with­out the advan­tage of at least being Welly exclu­sive. I sup­pose I should have known bet­ter give that Welling­ton’s offi­cial vil­lain of 2006 is on the cov­er. After the jump, more rea­sons not to waste $9.95.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

"Razzle Dazzle" posterA qui­et week this week for cin­e­ma releas­es (at least until Wednes­day).

Return­ing from April’s World Cin­e­ma Show­case are Word­play, well-regard­ed doc­u­men­tary about the New York Times cross­word (very lim­it­ed ses­sions at the Light­house in Petone only) and Aussie mock­u­men­tary Raz­zle Daz­zle about the world of kids’ dance com­pe­ti­tions (Light­house Petone and Pent­house).

For the school hol­i­days the Para­mount has a dai­ly 11.00am screen­ing of anoth­er Aussie flick, The Sil­ly Bil­lies Save The Cir­cus. When I was at the Para­mount we had two live vis­its from The Hoo­ley Doo­leys who I kind of con­sid­ered to be the Wig­gles you have when you can’t have The Wig­gles. It looks like The Sil­ly Bil­lies are what you get when you can’t get The Hoo­ley Doo­leys.

Also at the Para­mount this week, a chil­dren’s movie of a dif­fer­ent kind, All The Invis­i­ble Chil­dren: an anthol­o­gy movie sup­port­ed by Unicef fea­tur­ing sev­en short films about the plight of chil­dren around the world. Direc­tors include Rid­ley Scott, Spike Lee and John Woo.

Oh, and on Wednes­day, pret­ty much every­where, the new Har­ry Pot­ter opens: Har­ry Pot­ter and the Order of the Phoenix.