Cinephilia: Opening This Week

UPDATE: How Much Do You Love Me? is also play­ing at the Light­house in Petone.

Ocean's 13 posterThis week’s block­buster is the third install­ment in the Pitt/ Clooney/ Damon/ Soder­bergh smug-fest, Ocean’s 13. This time the 11 from the first pic­ture are joined by Ellen Barkin and Mr Hoo-Haa him­self, Al Paci­no. Dimin­ish­ing returns? You be the judge at Read­ings, Sky City Queens­gate, Pent­house or Empire Island Bay.

More down-to-earth is the messed-up Aussie no-bud­get romance Pup­py (Para­mount), described as a “weird and won­der­ful jour­ney”. Anoth­er messed-up romance starts Thurs­day at the Para­mount: How Much Do You Love Me? stars Mon­i­ca Bel­lu­ci as a pros­ti­tute who gets paid 100,00 euros a month to live with a lot­tery win­ner — until the mon­ey runs out. Also star­ring Gérard Depar­dieu.

Bridge to Ter­abithia, Pier­re­point, Scenes of a Sex­u­al Nature and Off the Grid — after the jump.

Pruning With The Stars! Sunday 17 June

Norm Hewitt?This week­end sees the Annu­al Rose Prun­ing Demon­stra­tion at the Lady Nor­wood Rose Gar­den in the Botan­ic Gar­dens.

Want to bone up on prop­er gar­den main­te­nance? This is your chance! The Welling­ton City Coun­cil has laid on the ros­es, and the experts. There will be tips on both prun­ing AND grow­ing your ros­es. Danc­ing with the Stars con­tes­tants may or may not be there. The same goes for the sur­viv­ing Bea­t­les & Nas­tass­ja Kin­s­ki, but I remain hope­ful.

I usu­al­ly make wise with the Rose puns at this point, but she emailed this year & asked me to kind­ly stop.

There are two ses­sions:

1.30 — 2.30pm: prun­ing mod­ern ros­es in the Lady Nor­wood Rose Gar­den. Meet at the Bego­nia House.

2.30 — 3.30pm: prun­ing ram­bling and her­itage ros­es at the Bolton Street Memo­r­i­al Park. Meet at the Sed­don Memo­r­i­al.

Grab your blades & go to it!

Adden­dum — Glow Worms:

While I’m on the sub­ject of the Gar­dens, I hap­pened upon an offi­cial per­son tak­ing a bunch of schoolkids on a glow worm tour last week & feel I should pass on the intel­li­gence I gleaned on my way past them. The poor lady was stretched thin by 10 or so bored & rest­less boys. It did­n’t help that there were no worms glow­ing at all.

I’d won­dered for a while, from per­son­al expe­ri­ence, but as the lady snapped at the boys she con­firmed my the­o­ry that glow worms put on their best dis­play after rain or a heavy dew (I do not know why this is).

So should you be plan­ning a vis­it, do so soon after rain & while the worms can be found in most places in the Gar­dens, the eas­i­est to find & arguably best are on the main track between Glen Road & the Duck­pond.

Entertainment Book review: Medina

MedinaOnce again, I had left my book at home some­where, so it was anoth­er gold card restau­rant that was need­ed. Since my oth­er sis­ter decid­ed to gate­crash our par­ty, a total dis­count venue, rather than a two-for-one mains was desire­able. And because it was cold and I was lazy and did­n’t feel like walk­ing any­where, some­where on the bus route home was need­ed — prefer­ably some­where that I could get a big plate of hearti­ness at. Med­i­na was decid­ed upon, as it seems to have beat­en the curse that made oth­er restau­rants in its loca­tion at 18 Cam­bridge Ter­race close down very rapid­ly. The review is after the jump.

Jo Russ’ photo diary

On a recent vis­it ex-Welling­ton­ian pho­tog­ra­ph­er Jo Russ used her artist’s eye to snap a set of images which share a cer­tain group char­ac­ter­is­tic; I’m not sure exact­ly what it is, but I feel like I’m look­ing at the mun­dane and the famil­iar from an out­sider’s fresh per­spec­tive.

More after the jump.

Crafting at Pataka

Sat­ur­day June 9, 10am – 4pm

CRAFTING is a part of THE BIG LOOK-SEE at Pata­ka this week­end, which is an open day event for gal­leries and muse­ums in the region.

CRAFTING will also cel­e­brate one of Pataka’s exhi­bi­tions called Arts Soci­ety by Judy Dar­ragh. The exhi­bi­tion is an art instal­la­tion that cel­e­brates ‘craft’ and the hand­made.

There will be a stun­ning range of fun and funky jew­ellery, art objects, cush­ions, toys, clothes, acces­sories and loads more cool stuff.

You can also play a lit­tle game of ‘Spot the Welling­ton­ista’, as there will be no less than THREE of us there. Come and say a big “hola”, and buy us a gin. Man, there’d bet­ter be some gin.


Webstock Mini

The handy pock­et-sized ver­sion of Web­stock returns to Welling­ton on Tues­day next week. You might think it’s all for uber nerds and super geeks, but you would be wrong.

In fact, research just in has shown that attend­ing Web­stock Min­is has been sci­en­tif­i­cal­ly proven to make you more inter­est­ing, bet­ter-look­ing and all round more desir­able. And, hon­est­ly, that’s regard­less of how much you drink!

For your tick­et price you can learn about some cool things like Sec­ond Life, the upcom­ing ver­sion of Fire­fox and all you can eat and drink.

The whole thing winds up with a debate enti­tled “Web 2.0 is all fizz and no sub­stance”. Mike Brown, Sandy Mamoli and
Mark Cubey will uphold the propo­si­tion against Philip Fier­linger, Bren­da Leeuwen­berg and Che Tib­by.

We are ful­ly in the neg­a­tive camp, because the team fea­tures one of our newest Welling­ton­istas, Che Tib­by.

Reg­is­ter for Web­stock Mini:
http://www.webstock.org.nz

Hamish McKay Gallery reopens

(via White Fun­gus News…)

The new Hamish McK­ay Gallery is now open at Lev­el one, 39 Ghuznee Street.

More info after the jump.

Why Science Fiction is the only legitimate artform of the 20th and 21st centuries

Local artist, writer and intel­lec­tu­al David Cauchi is giv­ing an address at the Film Archive on Sat­ur­day after­noon.

David is a right old char­ac­ter, and also the painter of one of my favourite works of art — enti­tled The fab four (Tas­man, Cook, Du Fresne, De Surville) (above).

More info after the jump.

Ukes at lunch

Two events at the libraryWe love the library. We do. And many of us are in there at least once a week, and not just to admire the archi­tec­ture. (For some of us it has some­thing to do with those kid’s paci­fiers DVDs hav­ing just a sev­en day loan peri­od. But we digress.)

Like the Welling­ton­ista, the library too is cel­e­brat­ing NZ Music month — they’re host­ing a quiz that always ends with the chance to win a well known brand of MP3 play­er. Nice.

But even bet­ter, there’s a per­for­mance by local Super Group The Welling­ton Inter­na­tion­al Ukelele Orches­tra this Thurs­day 12:30pm at the library.

If you are feel­ing brave enough to vis­it MySpace, check out some videos here. And should your immer­sion in the Welling­ton music scene be as piti­ful­ly shal­low as this sad indi­vid­ual’s, then you should con­sid­er your atten­dance on Thurs­day to be com­pul­so­ry.

Pop Levi

Hey I’m excit­ed. Liv­er­pudlian nu-glam and ex-Ladytron bassist Pop Levi is bring­ing his hyper­ac­tive T. Rex-isms to the Bath­house.

More info after the jump.