Cinephilia: Opening This Week

UPDATE: How Much Do You Love Me? is also play­ing at the Light­house in Petone.

Ocean's 13 posterThis week’s block­buster is the third install­ment in the Pitt/ Clooney/ Damon/ Soder­bergh smug-fest, Ocean­’s 13. This time the 11 from the first pic­ture are joined by Ellen Bar­kin and Mr Hoo-Haa him­self, Al Pacino. Dimin­ish­ing returns? You be the judge at Read­ings, Sky City Queens­gate, Pent­house or Empire Island Bay.

More down-to-earth is the messed-up Aus­sie no-budget romance Puppy (Para­mount), described as a “weird and won­der­ful jour­ney”. Anoth­er messed-up romance starts Thursday at the Para­mount: How Much Do You Love Me? stars Mon­ica Bel­luci as a pros­ti­tute who gets paid 100,00 euros a month to live with a lot­tery win­ner – until the money runs out. Also star­ring Gérard Depardieu.

Bridge to Ter­abith­ia, Pierre­point, Scenes of a Sexu­al Nature and Off the Grid – after the jump.

Pruning With The Stars! Sunday 17 June

Norm Hewitt?This week­end sees the Annu­al Rose Prun­ing Demon­stra­tion at the Lady Nor­wood Rose Garden in the Botan­ic Gar­dens.

Want to bone up on prop­er garden main­ten­ance? This is your chance! The Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil has laid on the roses, and the experts. There will be tips on both prun­ing AND grow­ing your roses. Dan­cing with the Stars con­test­ants may or may not be there. The same goes for the sur­viv­ing Beatles & Nas­tassja Kin­ski, but I remain hope­ful.

I usu­ally make wise with the Rose puns at this point, but she emailed this year & asked me to kindly stop.

There are two ses­sions:

1.30 – 2.30pm: prun­ing mod­ern roses in the Lady Nor­wood Rose Garden. Meet at the Bego­nia House.

2.30 – 3.30pm: prun­ing ram­bling and her­it­age roses at the Bolton Street Memori­al Park. Meet at the Sed­don Memori­al.

Grab your blades & go to it!

Addendum – Glow Worms:

While I’m on the sub­ject of the Gar­dens, I happened upon an offi­cial per­son tak­ing a bunch of schoolkids on a glow worm tour last week & feel I should pass on the intel­li­gence I gleaned on my way past them. The poor lady was stretched thin by 10 or so bored & rest­less boys. It did­n’t help that there were no worms glow­ing at all.

I’d wondered for a while, from per­son­al exper­i­ence, but as the lady snapped at the boys she con­firmed my the­ory that glow worms put on their best dis­play after rain or a heavy dew (I do not know why this is).

So should you be plan­ning a vis­it, do so soon after rain & while the worms can be found in most places in the Gar­dens, the easi­est to find & argu­ably best are on the main track between Glen Road & the Duck­pond.

Entertainment Book review: Medina

MedinaOnce again, I had left my book at home some­where, so it was anoth­er gold card res­taur­ant that was needed. Since my oth­er sis­ter decided to gate­crash our party, a total dis­count ven­ue, rather than a two-for-one mains was desire­able. And because it was cold and I was lazy and did­n’t feel like walk­ing any­where, some­where on the bus route home was needed – prefer­ably some­where that I could get a big plate of hearti­ness at. Med­ina was decided upon, as it seems to have beaten the curse that made oth­er res­taur­ants in its loc­a­tion at 18 Cam­bridge Ter­race close down very rap­idly. The review is after the jump.

Jo Russ’ photo diary

On a recent vis­it ex-Wel­ling­to­ni­an pho­to­graph­er Jo Russ used her artist’s eye to snap a set of images which share a cer­tain group char­ac­ter­ist­ic; I’m not sure exactly what it is, but I feel like I’m look­ing at the mundane and the famil­i­ar from an out­sider­’s fresh per­spect­ive.

More after the jump.

Crafting at Pataka

Sat­urday June 9, 10am – 4pm

CRAFTING is a part of THE BIG LOOK-SEE at Pataka this week­end, which is an open day event for gal­ler­ies and museums in the region.

CRAFTING will also cel­eb­rate one of Pataka’s exhib­i­tions called Arts Soci­ety by Judy Dar­ragh. The exhib­i­tion is an art install­a­tion that cel­eb­rates ‘craft’ and the hand­made.

There will be a stun­ning range of fun and funky jew­ellery, art objects, cush­ions, toys, clothes, accessor­ies and loads more cool stuff.

You can also play a little game of ‘Spot the Wel­ling­tonista’, as there will be no less than THREE of us there. Come and say a big “hola”, and buy us a gin. Man, there’d bet­ter be some gin.


Webstock Mini

The handy pock­et-sized ver­sion of Web­stock returns to Wel­ling­ton on Tues­day next week. You might think it’s all for uber nerds and super geeks, but you would be wrong.

In fact, research just in has shown that attend­ing Web­stock Minis has been sci­en­tific­ally proven to make you more inter­est­ing, bet­ter-look­ing and all round more desir­able. And, hon­estly, that’s regard­less of how much you drink!

For your tick­et price you can learn about some cool things like Second Life, the upcom­ing ver­sion of Fire­fox and all you can eat and drink.

The whole thing winds up with a debate entitled “Web 2.0 is all fizz and no sub­stance”. Mike Brown, Sandy Mamoli and
Mark Cubey will uphold the pro­pos­i­tion against Philip Fier­linger, Brenda Leeuwen­berg and Che Tibby.

We are fully in the neg­at­ive camp, because the team fea­tures one of our new­est Wel­ling­tonis­tas, Che Tibby.

Register for Web­stock Mini:
http://www.webstock.org.nz

Hamish McKay Gallery reopens

(via White Fungus News…)

The new Ham­ish McKay Gal­lery is now open at Level one, 39 Ghuznee Street.

More info after the jump.

Why Science Fiction is the only legitimate artform of the 20th and 21st centuries

Loc­al artist, writer and intel­lec­tu­al Dav­id Cau­chi is giv­ing an address at the Film Archive on Sat­urday after­noon.

Dav­id is a right old char­ac­ter, and also the paint­er of one of my favour­ite works of art – entitled The fab four (Tas­man, Cook, Du Fresne, De Sur­ville) (above).

More info after the jump.

Ukes at lunch

Two events at the libraryWe love the lib­rary. We do. And many of us are in there at least once a week, and not just to admire the archi­tec­ture. (For some of us it has some­thing to do with those kid’s paci­fiers DVDs hav­ing just a sev­en day loan peri­od. But we digress.)

Like the Wel­ling­tonista, the lib­rary too is cel­eb­rat­ing NZ Music month – they’re host­ing a quiz that always ends with the chance to win a well known brand of MP3 play­er. Nice.

But even bet­ter, there’s a per­form­ance by loc­al Super Group The Wel­ling­ton Inter­na­tion­al Ukelele Orches­tra this Thursday 12:30pm at the lib­rary.

If you are feel­ing brave enough to vis­it MySpace, check out some videos here. And should your immer­sion in the Wel­ling­ton music scene be as piti­fully shal­low as this sad indi­vidu­al’s, then you should con­sider your attend­ance on Thursday to be com­puls­ory.

Pop Levi

Hey I’m excited. Liv­er­pudli­an nu-glam and ex-Ladytron bassist Pop Levi is bring­ing his hyper­act­ive T. Rex-isms to the Bath­house.

More info after the jump.