Quote of the night

James, whilst walk­ing through Cuba Mall with us all: “Hey, that bol­lard (cov­ered in posters) looks just like our site!”.

Also, James gets super large bonus points for com­ing swim­ming tonight.

(And also: I heart Welling­ton.)

Where we’ll be

If you’re try­ing to stalk the Welling­ton­ista, and/or find some­thing to do this week­end, here are our hot tips:

  • The City Art Gallery tonight because Luke Buda is adorable and Aspen has a good track record
  • The Aro Val­ley Fair. Per­haps you can find out for me why it seems that every­one in Aro owns a dog and/or a baby.
  • Try­ing to find the Welling­ton­ista on our big night out on Sat­ur­day — it would be cheat­ing to tell you where we’ll be, but there may be clues in these posts here.
  • If the poster’s this good the Voom and The Sneaks gig should be good as well. Voom used to be the lazi­est band in NZ — their songs are so effort­less­ly pop per­fec­tion — but it seems they’ve final­ly got their act togeth­er after many line-up scan­dals.
  • The Fes­ti­val Italia on Sun­day. Per­haps you could adopt a bad accent and try the “Do you have any Ital­ian in you? Do you want some?” line you neglect­ed to use on St. Patrick­’s Day.

What’s in a name #2

And the Welling­ton­ista them­selves are in need of a name for their 10-pin bowl­ing team.

Sug­ges­tions so far…

  • Strike Force
  • Welling­ton-PIN-stars
  • Gut­ter Rollers
  • Ultra-Cock­tail-Hour-Super-Bowl­ing-Squad

That Pin-Stars is going to take some beat­ing, but, for the sake of hav­ing a name in the hat, howz­about The Strike­mas­ters (in trib­ute to the 80s Welling­ton heavy met­al band of the same name).

Fur­ther monikers wel­come.

What’s in a name #1

So, per­haps the most drawn out sports deci­sion ever to be made by an Aus­tralasian sport­ing body has final­ly been con­firmed, and a Welling­ton bid has won the right field a team in Aus­trali­a’s A‑League soc­cer com­pe­ti­tion.

Now all they need is a name (oh, and some play­ers, and a home ground, but let’s not men­tion that).

So, what do we think. What’s a good name for our local pro­fes­sion­al foot­ball team. The guys over at the A‑League dis­cus­sion forums have come up with some sug­ges­tions…

  • Welling­ton Wiz­ards
  • Welling­ton Won­ders
  • Welling­ton Wan­der­ers

…but, you know, that whole sports team allit­er­a­tion thing is a bit passé. There’s some sup­port for just con­tin­u­ing the Knights (noooo!), and, like­wise, for a good old fash­ioned appendage like Unit­ed, FC, or City. Today’s Dom­Post had these sug­ges­tions…

  • Welling­ton Thun­der
  • Welling­ton Fever
  • Welling­ton Hor­nets
  • Welling­ton Blast

…of which Hor­nets does­n’t ring too bad, although, do we have hor­nets in Welling­ton? Sure­ly the Welling­ton Killer Bees would be more appro­pri­ate? And despite the enthu­si­asm of the sup­port­ers on the back page of the Dom­Post today, I don’t think ‘Fever’ is the best idea in the world — the rich poten­tial for head­line puns when things go hor­ri­bly wrong is just too much to con­sid­er.

Any oth­er thoughts?

A Friday night and a Saturday morning

Down at the City Gallery on Fri­day night they are run­ning anoth­er one of their Late Night Ses­sions, where you get to cruise around the big exhi­bi­tion (this time it’s the bien­ni­al Prospect show) in rel­a­tive peace and lis­ten to love­ly live music while you do so. And all for free.

City Gallery’s pop­u­lar late night Fri­day returns. Wan­der through Tele­com Prospect 2007: New Art New Zealand to a back­drop of inde­pen­dent and elec­tron­ic sounds by local per­form­ers. Fea­tur­ing Penelop­ing, Tc Wed­de with Luke Buda, and Aspen.

The love­ly Luke Buda is of course in The Phoenix Foun­da­tion, as is (the equal­ly love­ly) Tc Wed­de. Aspen is also love­ly and also known as Sign­er, and is one half of Over the Atlantic and one half of Skallan­der. And the “medi­um-core girl-boy plinkpop!” Penelop­ing also have a very good rep­u­ta­tion as a live act. Hav­ing expe­ri­enced Late Night Ses­sions many times before — from the point of view both of a per­former and a patron — I can hearti­ly rec­om­mend this event.

Putting out feelers: the Wellingtonista Cup

Not that we’re try­ing to get all Gawk­er on you or any­thing (or are we?) but the Welling­ton­ista would like to set up a league. A bowl­ing league, if you will. Details will be con­firmed lat­er, but there would prob­a­bly be a round-robin of sorts, and much booze would of course be involved ( because have you ever seen any of us out in pub­lic with­out a drink in our hands?), and as we’re not famous for our love of the ‘burbs, chances are the venue will be right in town at The Lanes.

This post is going out to see if any­one would be inter­est­ed in tak­ing us on. It would be great if teams had some sort of affil­i­a­tion, no mat­ter how loose it was (although ring-ins would be fine) and it would be best if teams had a place on the web in which they could let their fin­gers write cheques that their butts could­n’t cash in terms of trash-talk­ing about their oppo­nents. We’re envi­sion­ing com­pet­ing against teams from oth­er blogs (or blogs + noto­ri­ous com­men­ta­tors), or web com­pa­nies, or media out­lets. Are you keen?

A drink for Autumn: the Negroni

At the wind whips at us with its chill flails, the blus­tery wet driz­zle envelops our heads as we per­aum­bu­late along the streets of down­town, as the night glows into the dawn with a dull damp vio­let cloud — we’re gonna need a drink to ward off the mis­ery of the sea­son. So I present to you the mulled-wine of the cock­tail fam­i­ly: The Negroni.

It seems there are not a lot of peo­ple who will admit to a fond­ness for Cam­pari. Indeed it was not two nights ago that a drink­ing com­pan­ion of mine brayed some­thing inco­her­ent about “ear­wax” when the dread­ed C‑word was men­tioned dur­ing a free-rang­ing ses­sion over at mine. How­ev­er, for all its per­ceived sins, with­out Cam­pari you would not have a Negroni.

It is the Cam­pari that is the med­i­c­i­nal “bit­ter” and pro­vides the char­ac­ter­is­tic fla­vor of the Negroni. A lit­tle back­ground: accord­ing to my sources, Com­pari was con­coct­ed by Gas­pare Cam­pari in the 1850s. Gas­pare, at only age 14, was the mas­ter drink mak­er at the Bass Bar in Turin, which was the com­mer­cial cen­ter for aper­i­tifs at the time. Cam­pari is made with nat­ur­al ingre­di­ents that include herbs, spices, bark and fruit peels. The exact for­mu­la is of course a high­ly guard­ed secret. And as far as the Negroni is con­cerned, as with all great cock­tails sto­ries dif­fer, but the most pop­u­lar account of its ori­gin is that Count Camil­lo Negroni, a Flo­ren­tine aris­to­crat, decid­ed one day to add some bite to his favorite drink, the Amer­i­cano. He had the bar­tender add gin. From that time on he ordered the same drink every day. Even­tu­al­ly the bar­tender named the drink after him.

The Negroni. Com­plex. Spicy. Bit­ter, although not over­ly so. The tini­est bit of sweet­ness to off­set that. It’s a drink to warm a cold breast. It’s a per­fect aper­i­tif, a drink to wake up your taste buds and shout “Ciao, ragaz­zo bel­lo! Come stai?”. And the colour! The rich brown and deep red tones seem to glow with soft light and autum­nal hues. Hold one near a light and your Negroni will erupt in orange novas. It’s the obvi­ous drink-of-Autumn for a Welling­ton­ista.

“Bene, gra­zie!”

Cuba Street Carnival Feedback

Cuba St Carnival - Photo by Chillu, stolen from flickrDid you know that the Coun­cil sup­port­ed the car­ni­val?

Do you think they should sup­port the car­ni­val?

Got 2 min­utes to answer those & a few oth­er ques­tions right here?

Sup­ple­men­tary ques­tion:

Are you offend­ed by nudi­ty at car­ni­vals? If no, were you not out­side Florid­i­tas with half the Welling­ton­ista?

Then go here… and if that’s your wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter wrapped around that pole.…

Well, way to go.

Plenty to wine about

There comes a time in every­one’s life when they feel the need to leave Welling­ton, even if it’s just for one day. No real­ly, it hap­pens! And a par­tic­u­lar­ly good day to get out of town, if you don’t like the colour green, or pota­toes, or Gui­ness or drunk­en fake-Irish louts, would be this Sat­ur­day. So where to go to get away? How about a wine fes­ti­val — after we all know, that wine drinkers are a bet­ter class of peo­ple than beer drinkers — some­where out of town but still near­by?

Well it just so hap­pens that March 17 is your lucky day, with not one but two fes­ti­vals tak­ing place near­by. There’s the Wairara­pa Wines Har­vest Fes­ti­val in Glad­stone (as well as the Inter­na­tion­al Bal­loon Fies­ta and the day before Round the Vines, and also the Great Welling­ton Wine and Food Fes­ti­val in Paekakari­ki. So how do you choose which one to go to when they both cost $25 for an entrance fee? Take our quiz to find out.

On the ball

Get your mask ready: it’s time to par­ty qua­si-anony­mous­ly with friends and strangers at a Venet­ian Mas­quer­ade Ball. Cham­pagne! Chan­de­liers! Canapes! Cleav­age! (if the poster is any­thing to go by)

Ballo di Sciocco poster

State­ly Drans­field House in upper Willis Street will play the gra­cious host for “Bal­lo di Scioc­co” on the 31st of March. The venue and the imagery may me old-fash­ioned, but the ball itself must be Gen­er­a­tion Next, since it has a myspace page. Look­ing at the organ­is­ers’ page and list of friends, I get the feel­ing this will be no ordi­nary ball.

Tick­ets $120 from Mad­mat on 027 290 3591.