Make a kitten smile

BadgeTasticStart count­ing your coins peo­ple, because Craft2.0 hits the Hutt in four days. For those of you who can’t count, that’s this Sat­ur­day March 17th aka St Pad­dy’s Day.

The fair kicks off at 11am with the first 200 peo­ple scor­ing a Craft2.0 bag of awe­some­ness full things like:

  • The Craft2.0 Poster
  • Badges from Super­Very
  • Baby­li­cious can­dy and dis­count vouch­ers
  • The lat­est Ide­a­log — whose con­trib­u­tors include Craft2.0’s most favorite blog­ger
  • Dis­count Vouch­ers for Beck­on
  • A sur­prise from Reka Cafe
  • Big Bang bal­loons
  • K‑bars!!!!
  • Your very own per­son­al lep­rechaun.

And just for Welling­ton­ista music fans, here’s the band sched­ule:

And did I men­tion there were crafts, loads and loads and loads of crafts all for sale? Just loads, peo­ple!

Just qui­et­ly my knowl­edge of Craft2.0 is so vast you’d almost think I was one of the two crafty divas mak­ing it hap­pen.

Oh wait 😉

Note: all Craft2.0 Lep­rechauns are invis­i­ble to human eyes

Not-so Breaking News

stolen from flickr

  • Tupe­lo has moved its beer menu to all bou­tique styles, with only Heineken remain­ing on its menu as a main­stream drop. They also have the very tasty Nel­son Bays Gold and Nel­son Bays Pil­sner on tap, with (classy glass) jugs for just $10.
  • Mean­while the Welling­ton­ista’s semi-tiki bar of choice, Imbibe is now offer­ing brunch on Fri­day-Sun­day. While there was no obvi­ous­ly dis­played menu on the win­dows, the peo­ple sit­ting con­tent­ed­ly in the sun appeared to be tuck­ing in to large plates of eggs. Hope­ful­ly they’ll have more on offer for those of us less eggi­ly inclined, because it’s a gor­geous space and looks very nice and chilled out for a hang­over break­fast.
  • And final­ly, the Domin­ion Post can as usu­al be relied on to run front-page sto­ries about the weath­er in exact reverse of what’s going on that day, so today’s rain brings a ‘Drought!’ cov­er sto­ry. Hur­rah!

[pho­to by AndrewNZ]

We ask: why are you here?

The Welling­ton­ista would like to know why so many god­damn black-legged jel­ly­fish decid­ed to hang out at Lyall Bay over the week­end. Sure, it was hot, and swim­ming was a great idea, but for me, not for you creepy wob­bly things! And it did­n’t make a dif­fer­ence how calm it was on Sat­ur­day and how wavey it was on Sun­day — you were still there! Bas­tards. It ‘s not like you were put on Earth first or any­thing, and yet you act like you own the place…

Borders: opening Thursday

As Tom not­ed back in Octo­ber, the north­ern por­tion of Cap­i­tal on the Quay is to become a Bor­ders’. Imag­ine a book­store with a giant foot­print, a café inside, and pos­si­bly the largest range of stock in town. That might well be what we’re get­ting.

Borders windowSev­er­al months lat­er it seems the the work is just about com­plete, and ear­li­er this week a sign appeared in the win­dow: open­ing is to be 8:00am this Thurs­day 15th.

At the Welling­ton­ista we’ve been keen­ly await­ing the open­ing: prob­a­bly more because we are hop­ing for some great open­ing bar­gains than any­thing else (not that we actu­al­ly know any­thing — please com­ment if you do).

Around the water­cool­er though, there’s been a bit of dis­cus­sion about Bor­ders’ entry into the Welling­ton book retail mar­ket: will it be good, or bad for the book-lov­ing pub­lic?

Expe­ri­ence of the Auck­land store var­ied: one of us felt that although the ini­tial stock on open­ing was broad enough to have peo­ple hyper­ven­ti­lat­ing (three dif­fer­ent edi­tions of “Finnegan’s Wake” — a bench­mark by which any book-store, ‑chain, or even soci­ety can be mea­sured he said, misty-eyed with remem­brance), over time it seemed to become less diverse.

But a cou­ple of the oth­ers have found the Auck­land store to be pret­ty good actu­al­ly, beat­ing out even Uni­ty in some areas (post-mod­ern Amer­i­can poet­ry, any­one?), and that the range avail­able is huge.

At this point, the con­cept of The Long Tail made its way into the increas­ing­ly thick soup of the con­ver­sa­tion. The idea applied in this case being that Bor­ders’ can gen­er­ate vol­ume and make mon­ey by sell­ing one or two copies of many many dif­fer­ent titles rather than flog­ging large num­bers of just a few very pop­u­lar titles. Which may bode ill for for our favourite small-but-more-spe­cialised book­shops else­where in town: Uni­ty, Vic Books, Par­sons, and even Dymocks all have their adher­ents up here in Welling­ton­ista tow­ers. It’s hard to say how it’s going to pan out: maybe Bor­ders’ won’t, or can’t com­pete against the inde­pen­dents, crimp­ing the Quay’s oth­er book mega­s­tore pre­tender Whit­coulls instead… or maybe not.

St Michael’s & Kelburn Village Fair — March 10 from 10am

St Michael'sThe St Michael’s & Kel­burn Vil­lage Fair is on tomor­row at 10am.

This will be the first one I’ve man­aged to catch, so I can’t regale you with tales of past expe­ri­ences, but I can promise you stalls, home bak­ing, junk/treasure, and prob­a­bly an awful lot of very out of date 2nd hand uni­ver­si­ty text books.

There may also be fire eaters, danc­ing, danc­ing girls, danc­ing bears, acro­bats & tightrope walk­ers. I dun­no, but I’m hop­ing.

And of course, the very attrac­tive res­i­dents of Kel­burn.

And her own­er.

Hi, and Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma

Hi. I’m new here. Usu­al­ly I bur­ble spo­rad­i­cal­ly and semi-coher­ent­ly on Drinks-After-Work; I’m look­ing for­ward to the chal­lenge of step­ping up to the plate and mak­ing sense most of the time.

Posters for this went up last night (sor­ry for the stink image — I can’t find any­thing on the web so far):

Pan­dit Shiv Kumar Shar­ma is the pio­neer of the Kash­miri san­toor (Indi­an ham­mered dul­cimer) and was (heh) instru­men­tal in it’s accep­tance into the hal­lowed pan­theon of Indi­an clas­si­cal music (read about it). At 69 he is the acknowl­edged mas­ter of san­toor; indeed he is vir­tu­al­ly syn­ony­mous with it. Using a 100-string san­toor in chro­mat­ic arrange­ment Shar­ma cre­ates com­plex webs of beau­ti­ful, ethe­re­al, shim­mer­ing sound, mount­ing impro­vi­sa­tion with­in impro­vi­sa­tion with­in the raga form, cli­max­ing in furi­ous blowouts with fiery tabla vir­tu­osos and fren­zied, ecsta­t­ic glis­san­do.

He’s real good. His album Sam­pra­daya is one of my favourite Indi­an clas­si­cal record­ings of all time. And with his debut in 1997 (also on san­toor), Shar­ma’s son and dis­ci­ple Rahul became the third part of an excep­tion­al pan-gen­er­a­tional san­toor tri­umvi­rate. Both Shar­ma’s are play­ing at St Mary of the Angels on Wednes­day the 14th of March — pre­sum­ably on their way to WOMAD — with Yogesh Sam­si on the tabla. They will play in an excit­ing Jugalb­hans­di style. Book­ings from Tick­etek.

Party Like It’s 1971 presents: Motorik

A DJ-event at The Mighty Mighty in Cuba Mall, fea­tur­ing DJ Kap­i­tan Krautrock and DJ Name play­ing pro­gres­sive Ger­man music from the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s…

This event is part of the Berlin Bonan­za at The Mighty Mighty in March.

Webstock Mini

Web­stock Mini was last night, and for those that weren’t there: sor­ry. You missed out on a treat.

There was a room full of smart, cool, clever and pas­sion­ate peo­ple; a cou­ple of very inter­est­ing head­line speak­ers: Rod Drury on User Cen­tred Design as applied to both After­mail and Xero.com; and Peter Gut­mann on the ludi­crous but for real Copy­right Amend­ment Bill [PDF, 1.4Mb] (get sub­mit­ting — there’s a cou­ple days left); and lat­er, ten oth­ers for two min­utes each on “How the Inter­net changed my life”, inter­pret­ed rather loose­ly but very enter­tain­ing­ly.

We were there too: or more cor­rect­ly 40% of the Welling­ton­ista col­lec­tive (because you can’t be called a Welling­ton­ista and not belong to a col­lec­tive, right? It goes with the faux left-wing chic of our name, you know). And we had lots to think about. Espe­cial­ly the one of us that was speak­ing.

Oth­ers have already writ­ten about last night in a much more struc­tured way. Rather than rein­vent the wheel, we’ll link to them instead.

Phewf, that was easy. And a good use of the inter­net, too.

And then we’ll resort to namecheck­ing William Bur­roughs as a pathet­ic excuse for dump­ing the pooled thoughts of this 40% ran­dom­ly as fol­lows:

Online to On the Wall

We all know that Welling­ton is a great place to take pho­tos: its nat­ur­al beau­ty, pub­lic art, live­ly street life and eclec­tic archi­tec­ture all con­tribute to a visu­al­ly stim­u­lat­ing city. The busy Flickr-ers of the Welling­ton Flickr group know this, and they’ve decid­ed to take their best pho­tos into the real world.

Online to On the Wall poster

Online to On the Wall” opens at the Para­mount The­atre tomor­row night at 6pm, and runs until the 28th of March.

MySpace Freebies hit Wellington

Back in Feb those lucky Auck­land MySpace peo­ple had the chance to check out Ever­more for Free.

Well Welling­ton, our time has come and it’s a good­ie. If you are a MySpace mem­ber just add The Black Cur­tain to your MySpace friends and you’ll be told the secret squir­rel loca­tion of the free screen­ing of Hot­Fuzz this Fri­day.

Why Go?
Well, to start it’s free.
To fol­low it’s by the genius minds behind Shaun of the Dead
To con­tin­ue you get a spe­cial appear­ance & intro­duc­tion by Peter Jack­son.
If that’s not enough — it’s free, peo­ple!

My only hope is that Simon Pegg is as fun­ny in per­son now as he was when he was in Welling­ton for the Laugh Fes­ti­val back in the deep dark ’90s.