Kai in our puku

bread bowlsRecent­ly we asked you where the best places to eat on Lambton Quay are, and nat­u­ral­ly, the inter­net word-of-mouth answered: Kapai Sal­ads in Lambton Square.

There’s plen­ty of rea­sons to love Kapai, includ­ing:

  • Whā­nau: Every­one knows some­one who knows the own­ers, hence the mass emails and bul­letin board post­ings about the shop.
  • Mata: Your sal­ad will be fresh­ly made right in front of you, and you will get to choose the ingre­di­ants your­self. No droopy let­tuce and skankyass grat­ed cheese here, no no.
  • Taiao: The soup is served in bowls made out of bread, while sal­ads are served in potatopaks (which you prob­a­bly would­n’t want to eat, although tech­ni­cal­ly they’re safe enough to), min­imis­ing envi­ron­men­tal dam­age. Plus, the cof­fee’s fair trade.

We’d like them to offer lists of avail­able ingre­di­ants and make it a lit­tle clear­er which are the gourmet ones that’ll set you back an extra $1.50, but when you can get a roc­quette, falafel and feta sal­ad with aioli in less than five min­utes and feel good about doing it, you’ll def­i­nite­ly be going back.

Crazy Intersections of our time: #31

the madnessThis week, the stretch of Ade­laide Road where it inter­sects with Brit­o­mart Street/Herald Street, and then, a lit­tle fur­ther up the road, with Lux­ford Street.

As you can see on our hasti­ly assem­bled lit­tle map on the right there, North-flow­ing traf­fic splits into two lanes once it gets past the Britomart/Herald inter­sec­tion, so right-turn­ing traf­fic gets its own turn­ing lane into Lux­ford.

Now, this would work fine if there weren’t a cou­ple of 5 minute park­ing spots (out­side a dairy) in the straight-ahead lane (pho­to 2). Cars parked in that 5 minute spot (indi­cat­ed by blue in the graph­ic) act as a road­block, so once the turn­ing lane hits a red light, traf­fic quick­ly backs up to the point where no-one can actu­al­ly get into the straight-ahead lane (pho­to 3).

Muka

The Set­tlers Muse­um is host­ing the MUKA YOUTH PRINT EXHIBITION 2006.

The exhi­bi­tion fea­tures a col­lec­tion of forty orig­i­nal lith­o­graphs by twen­ty promi­nent artists from New Zealand, Aus­tralia and Europe.

The exhi­bi­tion is unique in that it is only open to young peo­ple aged 5 to 18. The idea is that young peo­ple are giv­en the oppor­tu­ni­ty to see, select and buy an art work that they like, unin­flu­enced by adults or the name of the artist. All the works reflect the nor­mal style of the artists and there is no “talking down” to the chil­dren.

The uni­form low price means that this is an excel­lent way for young peo­ple to get real works of art into their hands.

Set­tlers Muse­um
The Esplanade
Petone

25 and 26 Novem­ber
12 noon — 5pm

The horror!

Videoblood brings you ‘FIRST BLOOD’. This dvd project brings togeth­er 11 video artists and vision­ar­ies to cre­ate an orig­i­nal mas­ter­piece with the only rule being that it had to fin­ish with­in 90 sec­onds.

Filled with motion graph­ics, stop motion, clay­ma­tion, porno, com­e­dy, 3d, surgery, fly­ing, dude, geisha, planets,cosmic arts, snails and all in one serv­ing of 15 min­utes.

The Para­mount is a mas­sive the­atre, tell every­one to come along because it’s FREE! FREE! FREE!

Fea­tur­ing work from:

Alis­tair Cheyne
Vin­cent Lowe & Jon Strang
Lak­sh­man Anan­danayagam
Mike Heynes
Sal­ly Tran
Guy Cap­per
Matt Pitt
Paul Her­schell
Sam Web­ber & Gareth O’brien
Ed Davis
Jere­my Mans­ford

Check out the teas­er at:
www.videoblood.com

FIRST BLOOD DVD LAUNCH SCREENING FRIDAY NOVEMBER 3RD, 9:30pm PARAMOUNT THEATRE

Wellington Lions set to Roar

despite gluing his hand to his head, Nonu still took his place in the starting lineup…and if I had a cent five cents ten cents for every time that pun has been used

Any­way, the Welling­ton Lions are indeed head­ed North this week­end to take on Waika­to (who, like Hadyn in his Drop­kick­’s guise, does­n’t have an ‘offi­cial’ nick­name) in the final of the NPC Cup. There they’ll be con­front­ed by a very in-form team, a sta­di­um full of fan­ti­cal cow­bell ring­ing Waika­to sup­port­ers, and their own capa­bil­i­ty to implode in spec­tac­u­lar fash­ion.

Welling­ton haven’t won the NPC tour­na­ment since 2000, and Waika­to four­teen years back in 1992 (the only time they’ve won it, in fact). Omi­nous­ly though, it had been fouteen years since Welling­ton won their last tro­phy, and in this year’s round-robin play, Waika­to were con­vinc­ing win­ners over the Lions.

So, whad­da we think? Are Welling­ton up for it? Will the fast and flashy Lions turn up? Or the bum­bling and clue­less Welling­ton team that occa­sion­al­ly takes their place?

Mother Baby & Child Show

In your spare moments not spent at Craftwerk this week­end, you may like to come out to sun­ny Hutt City for the Moth­er Baby and Child Show. This free event fea­tures an array of exhibits from enter­pris­ing moth­ers (catchi­ly titled Mumz Biz).

Not wish­ing to pimp my own ride too much, watch me pimp my ride. Baby­li­cious will be there, as will uber-local-clever-evil-bears, the Scrap­pers.Srappers pillows

Hor­ti­cul­tur­al Hall, Laings Road, Low­er Hutt.

Sun­day, Octo­ber 22nd — 10.30am to 5.00pm

Mon­day, Octo­ber 23rd — 10.00am to 5.00pm

Spend it

Welling­ton may be New Zealand’s most excit­ing city, but that’s not enough to earn us one of Wallpaper*s City Guides. Almost as galling as the news that Auck­land will get one next year is the fact that this dis­qual­i­fies us from enter­ing Grid­skip­per’s $100 a day con­test and win­ning the com­plete set of guides.

Still, that should­n’t stop us. What’s the best way to blow US$100 (about $150 Kiwi) in Welling­ton in a day?

Silicon Welly

We did­n’t even have to come up with that pun — it came pre­formed via Ide­a­log, in an arti­cle which talks about how Welling­ton is help­ing to make the web ‘cool’ again in New Zealand.

With the likes of TradeMe, Pro­jec­tX (the lat­ter being the cre­ators of zoomin.co.nz), and, well, us, being based in our fair old town, not to men­tion those movie guys over at Weta, Welling­ton is quick­ly mak­ing a name for itself as a hub of cre­ative tech­no­log­i­cal endeav­our. As is point­ed out over at the Pro­jec­tX blog

Welling­ton is hot­ting up with start-up fever. I know of 4–5 star­tups that are cur­rent­ly in the pipeline. With Weta now scal­ing up in terms of peo­ple and projects (more movies, ani­ma­tion and games) , Welling­ton is a buzz with all the activ­i­ty. There are going to be some good oppor­tu­ni­ties for skilled peo­ple to work on some kick ass projects.

Full arti­cle here…

How am I funny?

I'm here to fucking amuse you?

What do ya mean, fun­ny? Let me under­stand this cause, I don’t know maybe it’s me, I’m a lit­tle fucked up maybe, but I’m fun­ny how? I mean, fun­ny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean fun­ny, fun­ny how? How am I fun­ny?

Errr, that’s not real­ly rel­e­vant, but it is a good scene.

Any­way, if you think you are fun­ny, reg­is­ter your­self for the Welling­ton Com­e­dy Club’s Rook­ie com­pe­ti­tion, tak­ing place at the San Fran­cis­co Bath­house on Octo­ber 21st (as per the Com­e­dy Club’s web­site), or maybe the the 19th of Octo­ber (as per New­town Ghet­to Anger’s web­site). Head over to the Welling­ton Com­e­dy Club web­site for more details.

There’s also a relat­ed work­shop for bud­ding come­di­ans to hone their skills — a one hour ses­sion with some local pros on the 12th of Octo­ber, again at the SF Bath­house. More details on that at New­town Ghet­to Anger.

Links for Monday, 9 October 2006