Putting them away with JK: We attend an Event at Tuatara’s new brewery

It’s 9:50am and the glit­terati of Para­pa­rau­mu are itch­ing to get they drank on. Out­side the brand-new Tuatara Brrry (or Brew­ery, as it’s known on paper), they hud­dle under the awning to escape a rain that nev­er falls, hug­ging the out­er wall of the benight­ed edi­fice — hop­ing, per­haps, to osmose their way to dou­ble-vision. […]

Reasons to be cheerful

Welling­ton may be in the eco­nom­ic dol­drums, with some promi­nent recent clo­sures in the hos­pi­tal­i­ty sec­tor (some lament­ed, such as La Met­ro­pol­i­tain; oth­ers less so, such as The Big Kumara), but plen­ty of new places are open­ing too. Yes­ter­day I slob­bered all over Big Bad Wolf, but here’s a quick sum­ma­ry of some oth­er open­ings. […]

ALL of the meat

The time that car­niv­o­rous Welling­to­ni­ans have been drool­ful­ly antic­i­pat­ing has arrived: Big Bad Wolf has opened in Wake­field St. This is a char­cu­terie with a local twist, as their prod­ucts incor­po­rate wild game ani­mals along with the more famil­iar­pork, lamb and beef. Beasts that have giv­en their lives for a high­er pur­pose are vis­i­ble in […]

Need more umlauting in your October?

In 2010, hairy clas­sic rock/metal fan Dave Keyes start­ed throw­ing non-prof­it Dres­­sUp-Rock­­Out events and the Gods of Rock Awards at his work­place. In 2010 Welling­ton Rocks’ Rock­to­ber event raised $1300 for the Can­cer Soci­ety and then in 2011 the Gods of Rock event raised $2600 to split even­ly between the Can­cer Soci­ety and the Red Cross Earth­quake Appeal for Christchurch. They’re doing […]

A fundraising benefit variety show for Wellington Rape Crisis

Welling­ton Rape Cri­sis believes that edu­ca­tion is a vital tool in the pre­ven­tion of rape and sex­u­al abuse. Ear­li­er this year they had to cut their ser­vices by 20% because of a lack of fund­ing.  The com­mu­ni­ty respond­ed by donat­ing mon­ey. Though they have met their cur­rent bud­get short­fall thanks to a huge com­mu­ni­ty response […]

Pablos Art Auction 2012

Pab­los Art Auc­tion — that gala high­light of the local art scene — is on this Wednes­day night. This year it’s big­ger and bet­ter than ever and in an all-new venue: Massey Uni­ver­si­ty’s Great Hall. If you’re a sea­soned col­lec­tor and art-auc­­tion attendee I expect you already have your tick­et and the date marked in […]

Review: Privatising Parts

It’s hard to come away from Pri­vatis­ing Parts with­out a renewed sense of opti­mism for our next step, you know, as humans. Tee­ter­ing at the brink of a new dystopi­an sin­gu­lar­i­ty for every day of the week – glob­al eco­nom­ic col­lapse, post-human obso­les­cence, a flail­ing mass descent through Sartre’s nau­sea and out into hyper-Mate­ri­al­ist nihilism […]

Let us tell your kids where to go these holidays

The ‘ista may occa­sion­al­ly come across as a bunch of child-hat­ing yup­pies, but the truth is about 50% of us have kids, and we need to keep them enter­tained these hol­i­days. So we’re gonna take them to Cap­i­tal E. Why? Because we want to play the old school arcade games our­selves. From build­ing mechan­i­cal mar­vels […]

WOW 2012

It was my first time at WOW. I knew that I could expect a spec­ta­cle along with fan­tas­tic wear­able art but I was unpre­pared for just how delight­ed I’d be. The sheer exu­ber­ance of the per­form­ers, the out­landish designs, and the joy of the win­ning design­ers made me clap my hands in child­ish glee sev­er­al […]

Review: Serial Killers

The Gryphon’s pro­duc­tion of Ser­i­al Killers is a peri­od piece set in the days when instead of say­ing “YouTube” we said “net­work tele­vi­sion,” and instead of bemoan­ing “real­i­ty TV” and its effects on the unwashed-at-large, we bemoaned “soap operas” and their see above. One assumes it’s intend­ed as ever­green com­men­tary upon the ear­ly 2000s when […]