Tequila, sangria and ugali

I haven’t really spent the whole week at bars, but Tequila Joe’s and Avida were both on the agenda this week, as was the new Afrika on Cam­bridge Ter­race (formerly the Moroc­can Cas­ab­lanca). Tequila Joe’s is in the former Shin­obi Sushi premises on Vivi­an Street near the corner of Tory; the res­ult of a Detroit […]

Eats, rides and city living (and now earthquakes!)

This post is an intro­duc­tion since the folks at Wel­ling­tonista have kindly invited me to join their merry band (and I now have an unex­pec­ted day off since the office is closed). So a little about me ….  I LOVE Wel­ling­ton, food, events, eat­ing exper­i­ences, movies, solo Sat­urday morn­ing wanders, soak­ing up the city vibe, […]

FishHead DineOut awards: get your vote in!

Just a remind­er that vot­ing in Fish­Head magazine’s Din­eOut awards 2013 closes this Fri­day the 19th. Get in now and vote for your favour­ite res­taur­ants, bars and cafés through­out the Wel­ling­ton region, and you’ll be in to win a cof­fee grinder and a year’s sup­ply of Havana cof­fee.

Bars and Bites

This is in the vein of The Wel­ling­tonista Bar Fly-les, but I thought I’d give it anoth­er name since it’s about food & cof­fee as well as drink.

  • Have I been unob­serv­ant, or has Off­beat Ori­gin­als only just star­ted offer­ing lamb as an option in their fam­ous bur­gers? And tapen­ade as an accom­pani­ment?! [insert drool­ing noises here]
  • The Buena Vista Social Club seems to have been suc­cess­ful as a cer­tain may­or­al cam­paign. It has closed (rather incon­veni­ently for cer­tain fringe shows), though it is appar­ently due to reopen as a gay bar called S&M. No com­ment.
  • If you’ve been put­ting off enjoy­ing Simply Par­is’ excel­lent cas­soulet, patis­ser­ie, Merguez frites baguettes or pain perdu by their bizarre choice of “Nespresso” in place of cof­fee, then rejoice! for they now have a prop­er espresso machine and Orb cof­fee. You’ll still have to put up with the twee décor and occa­sion­ally slow ser­vice, though the more than occa­sion­al hot­ness of their staff should make up for the lat­ter.
  • For­give me for shout­ing, but … TIKI TIKI TIKI! It’s not quite the prop­er Tiki Bar that the Wel­ling­tonista have long been gag­ging for, but Mat­ter­horn are hav­ing a Tiki Bar week­end this week­end, com­plete with vin­tage tiki mugs, dry ice, spe­cial cock­tails and silly hats.

Coffee in Newtown?

Can any­body help me loc­ate a decent cof­fee in New­town dur­ing these inter­min­able pub­lic hol­i­days? Peoples’ is shut until Monday, as is the café at the Med. The only option I have loc­ated thus far is Eva Dixon’s at the Zoo (which was a lovely walk in the sun) but res­ul­ted in a small lat­té in a large takeaway cup topped by prodi­gious amounts of froth, cost me $5.20 includ­ing the sur­charge, and tasted like filth.

So, tomor­row I need a bet­ter option. Any ideas?

UPDATE: Thanks to the help­ful com­ments I headed north today to find that The Ball­room, The Recov­ery Room and Pra­nah are all closed (which I sus­pec­ted after hav­ing the same prob­lems last East­er). And I did feel fairly strange prowl­ing the cor­ridors of the hos­pit­al look­ing for the Fuel kiosk which was also closed.

So, I’m off to the movies at Island Bay where, hope­fully, the Empire can serve me up a brew before Alv­in and The Chip­munks.

Auckland vs. Wellington

A dif­fer­ent long week­end away provides anoth­er oppor­tun­ity to reex­am­ine the age-old battle. After our first chapter, Secret Agent Robyn came down from Auck­land to check out our city. This is her report…

Get­ting there: The air­port bus runs past my place every 20 minutes. I waited for 30 minutes, but there was no sign of the bus. I star­ted to pan­ic and called a taxi. $50 later I was at the air­port, but too late for check-in. Oh no! But fate smiled upon me – due to ‘weath­er’ in Wel­ling­ton, the plane was late, so they could check me in after all. In Wel­ling­ton, the taxi to my hotel was cheap, but slow in a way that proves the bypass was a dumb idea. Wel­ling­ton wins this one for delay­ing my flight.

Wellington vs. Auckland

A long week­end away provides the per­fect oppor­tun­ity to re-exam­ine the age-old battle. In our first chapter, our agent goes to Auck­land. In our next chapter, an enemy agent will come here…

Air­port access: Get­ting to Wel­ling­ton Air­port, from Thorndon via a quick stop in Hataitai to pick up my suit­case took less than half an hour, and the only cost was some grov­el­ling to my moth­er. Get­ting to the CBD of Auck­land via a shuttle took an hour and cost $26 – that’s 15 minutes longer than the actu­al flight, and only $13 less than the tick­et. Wel­ling­ton 1, Auck­land 0.

Air­ports: Wel­ling­ton air­port has only one ter­min­al, which is bliss­fully fast food chain-free and it’s a sexy big space. You can get Fuel cof­fee, and Wish­bone food (which caters to a wide range of diet­ary require­ments) but it’s loud and bustly, and the stools they have at coun­ters are shiny met­al and you slip off them. Mean­while, Auck­land Air­port may have Bur­ger King and Mac­Don­alds, but they also have a juice bar with those posh award-win­ning recov­er­able design style chairs. A tie.

If Only: Striving for perfection in the real world

In the corner office of our won­der­ful Ivory Tower (lit­er­ally now, thanks Noizy for shelling out for that rebuild) we look down upon the seeth­ing popu­lace of Wel­ling­ton that we love so dear and think to ourselves: if only…if only they were as per­fect as we are. At which point it’s time for our 11am mas­sage and man­i­cure.

This time gave us the chance to con­struct a short list of estab­lish­ments around Wel­ling­ton that could be bet­ter if only they changed some things.

The Port Café

What they have going for them: Fant­ast­ic day­time sun, great city views, really good fish & chips, and a BYO license.
What they need to change: The décor! Plain white walls and con­crete floors alone do not add up to styl­ish min­im­al­ism: that requires eleg­ant pro­por­tions and exquis­ite detail­ing, where­as this place just looks cheap and unfin­ished. The chairs were salvaged from the bar­gain bin at Ware­house Sta­tion­ery, and the only attempts at actu­al design (mod­el ships and some blue down­lights) make it look taw­dry and twee. Either get in a prop­er interi­or design­er or drop the prices and be a plain old chip­pie.

more after the jump..

Mighty Good Times

This new­bie mem­ber of the Wel­ling­tonista was beaten to punch when it came to report­ing on the glad-wrap­ping record attempt at the Mighty Mighty. How­ever I thought I would add my two cents worth about the night and the over­all friend­li­ness of the Mighty Mighty for the female solo trav­el­er.

 First off, why was I head­ing into the night to be mum­mi­fied in the first place? Well some­times you have the kind of week where you wish that someone would render you mostly immob­ile by glad-wrap­ping your arms to the side of your body. While this does present tech­nic­al dif­fi­culties when it comes to drink­ing beer, it does keep your hands off the key­board for awhile! The exper­i­ence reminded me some­what of Tokyo morn­ing rush hour trains, the term “sushi zume” packed like sushi seemed pretty apt as the final cir­cu­lar wrap was made around 41(?) people. The chances of being groped were about the same (you might be sur­prised how cre­at­ive some people can be even with their hands firmly wrapped to them­selves) but there were few­er suits and more hip­pies and smiles on this love train. Oh and free jager­meister.

The Wellingtonista guide to drinking for free

Now, don’t get me wrong: we Wel­ling­tonis­tas are not usu­ally parsi­mo­ni­ous when it comes to pay­ing for drinks. On the oth­er hand, we’re a canny and logic­al bunch, and it only takes about 10 free glasses of house wine to save up enough for a Mega Mai Tai, so in the long run it pays to seek out gratis grog.
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Let’s start with the obvi­ous: gal­lery open­ings and launches. You can get lucky by simply cruis­ing the streets on a mid­week night seek­ing the tell-tale sounds of clink­ing glasses and post­struc­tur­al­ist dis­course, but ded­ic­ated cheapskates know that the best way to guar­an­tee res­ults is to get on the mail­ing lists.