Numero Uno? Numero no no!

(Issue two is out now, but I have been slow. All judg­ments below are based on the first issue. I’m not buy­ing anoth­er one to see if it’s improved.)

When I saw the first issue of Uno on the shelves at the super­mar­ket, I was hop­ing it would be the Wel­ling­ton equi­val­ent of Metro – on a good day, not all “Why your kids’ school will give you can­cer and nev­er let them buy a house” Listen­eresque. But it’s not. It’s really, really not. Instead it turns out that Uno is every bit as advert­ising-copy driv­en as the Wel­ling­ton Guide – without the advant­age of at least being Welly exclus­ive. I sup­pose I should have known bet­ter give that Wel­ling­ton’s offi­cial vil­lain of 2006 is on the cov­er. After the jump, more reas­ons not to waste $9.95.

Wellingtonista Twitter

Being the hep cool web cats that we are, the Wel­ling­tonista has recently set ourselves up a Twit­ter account so that we can send out updates about what you should do with yourselves. If you’re already a twit­ter user, head on over to our account and sign up to receive the word from the streets, gen­er­ally at a one-or-two updates per day rate. If you haven’t used Twit­ter before, we’ve got a little spe­cif­ic how-to after the jump.

Early warning: The Wellingtonista Quiz League

I’ve been rather quiet on the Wel­ling­tonista front (well, for me any­way) because I’ve been busy fin­ish­ing up my con­tract and look­ing for a new job (any­one who knows of a new home for a per­son with tre­mend­ous writ­ing, edit­ing and com­mu­nic­a­tion skills who knows the inter­nets like the back of her hand should get in touch), but when I come back from a trop­ic­al hol­i­day, the Wel­ling­tonista will be very very excited to announce the start of the Wel­ling­tonista Quiz League.

This will be held a dif­fer­ent inner-city pub each week on Tues­day night for four weeks, and point totals is what you’re after. So start assem­bling your team of four now, and look out for more details in the second week of July.

You will want to enter this, no one who par­ti­cip­ated in the Bowl­ing League regret­ted it, and I’m sure they would hap­pily fur­nish you with test­mo­ni­als about the awe­some­ness that is par­ti­cip­at­ing in a Wel­ling­tonista event!

Soup’s up!

Appar­ently it is Nation­al Soup Week, and since we of course believe everything that mar­ket­ing people tell us, we’d like to know where the best soup in Wel­ling­ton can be found. Is it served in bread at Kapai? Whatever it is at The’Ho that Gemma from Tex­ture obsesses over? Some­thing from the ever-expand­ing Wish­bone? Or is there really no bet­ter soup than Con­tin­ent­al Cream’o Veget­able cup’o soup served in a mug under a duvet on a couch to fight off a hangover?

Entertainment Book review: Medina

MedinaOnce again, I had left my book at home some­where, so it was anoth­er gold card res­taur­ant that was needed. Since my oth­er sis­ter decided to gate­crash our party, a total dis­count ven­ue, rather than a two-for-one mains was desire­able. And because it was cold and I was lazy and did­n’t feel like walk­ing any­where, some­where on the bus route home was needed – prefer­ably some­where that I could get a big plate of hearti­ness at. Med­ina was decided upon, as it seems to have beaten the curse that made oth­er res­taur­ants in its loc­a­tion at 18 Cam­bridge Ter­race close down very rap­idly. The review is after the jump.

Food! Show!

Hur­ray, it’s finally here. You know how we feel about the Food Show, so really, noth­ing more needs to be said except for what bet­ter way to drink off your hangover from Coun­try Club: Eng­land?

Pirates vs. Ninjas

I love my parentsSo in every city, there are always people who are stu­pid and mis­guided and wrong. That’s how we got Kerry Pren­de­ghastly for a may­or, after all, and the bypass too. In anoth­er clas­sic example of people who are back­ing the wrong team, these people are plan­ning on dress­ing like ninjas to attend the first screen­ing of Pir­ates of the Carib­bean 3. Yo me hearties, rise up and fight off the evil ninja threat! Every­one knows that pir­ates are cool­er. Think­ing oth­er­wise is like say­ing robots could win in a fight against tigers. As if!

Entertainment book: 88

Hav­ing recently pur­chased an enter­tain­ment book through the social club at work, I am determ­ined to get more than my money’s worth out of it, so I’m going to try and work my way through it sys­tem­at­ic­ally.

First up I wanted a quick din­ner before bowl­ing, and since I did­n’t have the book with me, only the gold card, it had to be some­where in the ‘fine din­ing’ sec­tion, and it had to be some­where in the Cour­tenay Quarter to be near The Lanes. A quick search on their web­site led me to 88 on Tory Street.

Wellington music month 2: favourite songs for the forlorn

If you ever talk to me and I can­’t hear you, these bands and these songs are prob­ably to blame for the con­di­tion of my ears.

  • ‘Deb’s night out’ – Shi­had. They might turn the noise up to 11 on oth­er num­bers, but this is quieter, more con­tem­plat­ive and all the more power­ful and bit­ter for it.
  • ‘The Lov­er’ – Fur Patrol. Is there any line more gut­ting than “This is the lov­er you left me for and I hope you’re happy now”? I don’t think so. Find it on their first EP Starlift­er.
  • ‘The Drink­er’ – The Phoenix Found­a­tion. “At the bot­tom of the bottle you can wipe your con­science clean” – and lord knows the Wel­ling­tonista try that, although for us it should be “At the bot­tom of the pine­apple…”
  • ‘And the truth faded into dust’ – The Dukes of Leis­ure. Get your son­ic noise on. Best heard at the plan­e­teri­um for max­im­um impact.
  • ‘I’m on fire’ – Head like a Hole. Nor­mally it’s the Phoenix Found­a­tion who get all The Boss up on us, but this cov­er is just per­fect, from Booga’s sleaze, to the wig-out at the end, and the video that fea­tured them play­ing on the roof ala U2, with the old Chan­nel Z Car­hoona driv­ing around below.

WBL: Results Round Four

So tonight I messed up with giv­ing people their lane assign­ments, which prob­ably means that it’s pos­sible that Click­Suite might have thought that they’d won their round, and Clem­enger might have thought that they’d lost theirs (oh who are we kid­ding, Clem­enger would nev­er think that, and that’s why we love them), but as it turns out, it was Bowl­tron who were the win­ners on the night. The ran­dom point was awar­ded to the slow­est bowl­er, who happened to be me, on 2.34km. If Sil­ver­stripe’s ball had actu­ally made it to the end instead of get­ting stuck in the gut­ter, it might have been them, but it was­n’t, and so I totally got myself a happy end­ing, com­plete with two strikes after that. But I’m sure if you wanted to read only about me, you’d head straight to Hubris, so the scores are after the jump.