Bowling: It’s OOOOOOOOOOON!

We are super pleased and excited to announce that the Wel­ling­tonista Bowl­ing League is offi­cially a hap­pen­ing thing. Game nights will take place once a month until the round-robin is played out. The first night will be Tues­day 24 April at 8pm, so that we can all recov­er the next day.

There will be four people to a team, and your website/organisation may enter more than one team if you like. There will be a trophy. Register your team here in the com­ments, or email the.wellingtonista @ gmail.com before next Wed­nes­day 18. We’ll be bowl­ing at The Lanes on Wake­field St, and it’ll cost prob­ably $10 per per­son per game. Plus the drinks you will want to buy us.

Please do par­ti­cip­ate. Or are you scared that we will KICK YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES? Cos we totally will.

We answer: Boy and dog

Remem­ber when we asked you about what was film­ing that would involve a boy and a dog?

Turns out it was a New World ad. Of course. It’s mak­ing a big deal about how New Worlds are the only loc­al super­mar­kets nation­wide. Per­son­ally, I think the only big deal about some­thing that a New World has done is give Maurice Ben­nett enough of an income to start Ben­nett’s Beer. But maybe that’s just me.

Getting Moore for less

Fash­ionis­tas may be excited to know about the very tem­por­ary-look­ing Andrea Moore ‘work­room’ set up by the bus stop on Man­ners St, whose win­dows are prom­ising 50–70% off. But those who recently bought a (gor­geous) Andrea Moore dress at full cost might not want to read this at all…

Quote of the night

James, whilst walk­ing through Cuba Mall with us all: “Hey, that bol­lard (covered in posters) looks just like our site!”.

Also, James gets super large bonus points for com­ing swim­ming tonight.

(And also: I heart Wel­ling­ton.)

Where we’ll be

If you’re try­ing to stalk the Wel­ling­tonista, and/or find some­thing to do this week­end, here are our hot tips:

  • The City Art Gal­lery tonight because Luke Buda is ador­able and Aspen has a good track record
  • The Aro Val­ley Fair. Per­haps you can find out for me why it seems that every­one in Aro owns a dog and/or a baby.
  • Try­ing to find the Wel­ling­tonista on our big night out on Sat­urday – it would be cheat­ing to tell you where we’ll be, but there may be clues in these posts here.
  • If the poster­’s this good the Voom and The Sneaks gig should be good as well. Voom used to be the lazi­est band in NZ – their songs are so effort­lessly pop per­fec­tion – but it seems they’ve finally got their act togeth­er after many line-up scan­dals.
  • The Fest­iv­al Italia on Sunday. Per­haps you could adopt a bad accent and try the “Do you have any Itali­an in you? Do you want some?” line you neg­lected to use on St. Patrick­’s Day.

Putting out feelers: the Wellingtonista Cup

Not that we’re try­ing to get all Gawker on you or any­thing (or are we?) but the Wel­ling­tonista would like to set up a league. A bowl­ing league, if you will. Details will be con­firmed later, but there would prob­ably be a round-robin of sorts, and much booze would of course be involved ( because have you ever seen any of us out in pub­lic without a drink in our hands?), and as we’re not fam­ous for our love of the ‘burbs, chances are the ven­ue will be right in town at The Lanes.

This post is going out to see if any­one would be inter­ested in tak­ing us on. It would be great if teams had some sort of affil­i­ation, no mat­ter how loose it was (although ring-ins would be fine) and it would be best if teams had a place on the web in which they could let their fin­gers write cheques that their butts could­n’t cash in terms of trash-talk­ing about their oppon­ents. We’re envi­sion­ing com­pet­ing against teams from oth­er blogs (or blogs + notori­ous com­ment­at­ors), or web com­pan­ies, or media out­lets. Are you keen?

Plenty to wine about

There comes a time in every­one’s life when they feel the need to leave Wel­ling­ton, even if it’s just for one day. No really, it hap­pens! And a par­tic­u­larly good day to get out of town, if you don’t like the col­our green, or pota­toes, or Guiness or drunk­en fake-Irish louts, would be this Sat­urday. So where to go to get away? How about a wine fest­iv­al – after we all know, that wine drink­ers are a bet­ter class of people than beer drink­ers – some­where out of town but still nearby?

Well it just so hap­pens that March 17 is your lucky day, with not one but two fest­ivals tak­ing place nearby. There’s the Wair­ar­apa Wines Har­vest Fest­iv­al in Glad­stone (as well as the Inter­na­tion­al Bal­loon Fiesta and the day before Round the Vines, and also the Great Wel­ling­ton Wine and Food Fest­iv­al in Paekakariki. So how do you choose which one to go to when they both cost $25 for an entrance fee? Take our quiz to find out.

Not-so Breaking News

stolen from flickr

  • Tupelo has moved its beer menu to all boutique styles, with only Heinek­en remain­ing on its menu as a main­stream drop. They also have the very tasty Nel­son Bays Gold and Nel­son Bays Pils­ner on tap, with (classy glass) jugs for just $10.
  • Mean­while the Wel­ling­tonista’s semi-tiki bar of choice, Imbibe is now offer­ing brunch on Fri­day-Sunday. While there was no obvi­ously dis­played menu on the win­dows, the people sit­ting con­ten­tedly in the sun appeared to be tuck­ing in to large plates of eggs. Hope­fully they’ll have more on offer for those of us less eggily inclined, because it’s a gor­geous space and looks very nice and chilled out for a hangover break­fast.
  • And finally, the Domin­ion Post can as usu­al be relied on to run front-page stor­ies about the weath­er in exact reverse of what’s going on that day, so today’s rain brings a ‘Drought!’ cov­er story. Hur­rah!

[photo by AndrewNZ]

We ask: why are you here?

The Wel­ling­tonista would like to know why so many god­damn black-legged jelly­fish decided to hang out at Lyall Bay over the week­end. Sure, it was hot, and swim­ming was a great idea, but for me, not for you creepy wobbly things! And it did­n’t make a dif­fer­ence how calm it was on Sat­urday and how wavey it was on Sunday – you were still there! Bas­tards. It ‘s not like you were put on Earth first or any­thing, and yet you act like you own the place…

More web events = more stalking

So, remem­ber how much fun we all had at The Great Blend? Or how much of a crush you have on Martha? How about you com­bind those two things into one event and come to Web­stock Mini on Tues­day night? There are, after all, few ven­ues nicer than the Para­mount, and if it’s good enough for the Queen of the Blog­gers to pay her own admin­is­tra­tion fee rather than try­ing to do the paper­work for the Wel­ling­tonista to cov­er the $75 cost (it’s amaz­ing how quickly the thoughts of an open bar will get her to pony up), it should be good enough for you too.