Wellington Eating Houses Clean Up in Cuisine Awards

Martin Bosley - Fresh from the sea - stuff.co.nzThis years’ Cuisine Res­taur­ant awards have seen three Wel­ling­ton res­taur­ants receive gongs, includ­ing the supreme title for Mar­tin Bos­ley’s at the Port Nich­olson Yacht Club. Bos­ley’s res­taur­ant also took out the Best Fine Din­ing Award.

Oth­er loc­al win­ners were Pravda, who won the Best Cas­u­al Din­ing, Met­ro­pol­it­an award, and The Mar­tin­bor­ough at Pep­pers Mar­tin­bor­ough Hotel, which took Best Cas­u­al Din­ing, Region­al.

There’s plenty of room at cuisine’s top table – Stuff.co.nz

Stationery Porn

Hope­fully!

Small Busi­ness Expo – a 3 day event hap­pen­ing from today at the TSB Arena on Queen’s Wharf.

Um… no pic­tures to tempt you sorry, I dithered lov­ingly over a snap of an elec­tron­ic stapler, but it occured to me that there may be no elec­tron­ic staplers there & that might be mis­lead­ing advert­ising.

Any­way, the expo – 3 days of stalls, sem­inars, ment­ors, and most excit­ing of all, giveaways.

See you there this after­noon.

Glancing at the Stars

If this were the Auck­land­ista site, this’d surely be about Mil­lie. But it’s not. Besides, we’d nev­er heard of her until yes­ter­day. Mil­lie Eld­er? Mil­lie Holmes?

Any­way… that’s just allud­ing to celebrity gos­sip to lure you in. And to trap the goo­glers… yoo­hoo!!

Here in the Cap­it­al city, when we talk about stars we talk about the really big ones! Real stars.

Matariki

Matariki.

In May or June each year, just before dawn (yeah right!) look toward the North East­ern hori­zon & you should see the Matariki con­stel­la­tion. The Greeks called it Plei­ades (although they view it upside down to us) or the Sev­en Sis­ters, the Japan­ese called it… Subaru!

To Maori, it marks the New Year, and is asso­ci­ated with the Winter Sol­stice. The name itself lit­er­ally refers to the Eyes of God.

This month till the 1st of July, Te Papa are host­ing a Matariki Fest­iv­al, click through for fur­ther details.

Fur­ther inform­a­tion on Matariki itself, can be found here, here & here.

Pruning With The Stars! Sunday 17 June

Norm Hewitt?This week­end sees the Annu­al Rose Prun­ing Demon­stra­tion at the Lady Nor­wood Rose Garden in the Botan­ic Gar­dens.

Want to bone up on prop­er garden main­ten­ance? This is your chance! The Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil has laid on the roses, and the experts. There will be tips on both prun­ing AND grow­ing your roses. Dan­cing with the Stars con­test­ants may or may not be there. The same goes for the sur­viv­ing Beatles & Nas­tassja Kin­ski, but I remain hope­ful.

I usu­ally make wise with the Rose puns at this point, but she emailed this year & asked me to kindly stop.

There are two ses­sions:

1.30 – 2.30pm: prun­ing mod­ern roses in the Lady Nor­wood Rose Garden. Meet at the Bego­nia House.

2.30 – 3.30pm: prun­ing ram­bling and her­it­age roses at the Bolton Street Memori­al Park. Meet at the Sed­don Memori­al.

Grab your blades & go to it!

Addendum – Glow Worms:

While I’m on the sub­ject of the Gar­dens, I happened upon an offi­cial per­son tak­ing a bunch of schoolkids on a glow worm tour last week & feel I should pass on the intel­li­gence I gleaned on my way past them. The poor lady was stretched thin by 10 or so bored & rest­less boys. It did­n’t help that there were no worms glow­ing at all.

I’d wondered for a while, from per­son­al exper­i­ence, but as the lady snapped at the boys she con­firmed my the­ory that glow worms put on their best dis­play after rain or a heavy dew (I do not know why this is).

So should you be plan­ning a vis­it, do so soon after rain & while the worms can be found in most places in the Gar­dens, the easi­est to find & argu­ably best are on the main track between Glen Road & the Duck­pond.

Charity Dinner & Dance, June 16

Olay!Get your glad rags ready, and pay a bit more atten­tion to Dan­cing With the Stars over the next few weeks.

The Asia & Pacific Ladies Asso­ci­ation are host­ing an authen­t­ic Indi­an & Con­tin­ent­al food even­ing with live enter­tain­ment!

  • Enjoy the music & excel­lent com­pany
  • Win great door prizes (win a door?)
  • Bring friends & reserve a table for 10

Sat­urday 16 June

(I know this is early, but you need time to find that per­fect out­fit right?)

From 6pm
Indi­an Asso­ci­ation Hall
48 Kemp Street
Kil­birnie

Drinks BYO or avail­able for pur­chase at ven­ue.

Tick­ets $50

Con­tact (021) 855 789 or (04) 477 0628

And the char­ity? You’ll be help­ing keep the “FREE” in Wel­ling­ton Free Ambu­lance.

“Just like a Star Trek convention…

The Rules of the Game…except with bet­ter-look­ing chicks and binge drink­ing”.

Here’s a chal­lenge for you. In an uniden­ti­fied pub, some­where in town tonight, the loc­al heats for the New Zea­l­and Rock Paper Scis­sors (RPS) cham­pi­on­ship will take place.

At stake is a trip to the nation­al finals (at an uniden­ti­fied loc­a­tion) in July. The win­ner of that will attend the world cham­pi­on­ships in Toronto at some unspe­cified time later in the year.

The highly (un)informative art­icle (not) detail­ing all of this is here.

Rock, Paper, Scis­sors is an ancient game played across the globe from very early in human­kind’s his­tory. Yet, it seems to me that in some strange way, RPS is also a sport of the future, indeed, I would not be sur­prised to see Wii RPS on the mar­ket, pav­ing the way for the game to be included in future olympics (we start lob­by­ing next week, depend­ing on how the Kiwi RPS com­pet­it­ors look).

I mean, I’m guess­ing that this is a beguil­ing spec­tat­or sport (if any­one can find them tonight feel free to con­firm that). Par­tic­u­larly if there are going to be hot chicks & binge drink­ing. It’s darts for the mod­ern age! (Although I’d need someone who knows to con­firm wheth­er darts attracts a super­i­or breed of groupies.) But I bet the whole thing is more remin­is­cent of a darts match say, than a Star Trek con­ven­tion.

Unless they’re dress­ing up as Klin­gons or some­thing, in which case I’ll con­cede that point.

Yesterday’s Protest March & the Second Coming of Christ

Here we come... walking down the street

The Anti-Smack­ing Bill? The Child Dis­cip­line Bill? I’m not entirely sure what it’s offi­cially called, and in stand­ard tra­di­tion, I can­’t be bothered look­ing it up. But you know what I mean.

Cuba Street Carnival Feedback

Cuba St Carnival - Photo by Chillu, stolen from flickrDid you know that the Coun­cil sup­por­ted the car­ni­val?

Do you think they should sup­port the car­ni­val?

Got 2 minutes to answer those & a few oth­er ques­tions right here?

Sup­ple­ment­ary ques­tion:

Are you offen­ded by nud­ity at car­ni­vals? If no, were you not out­side Floriditas with half the Wel­ling­tonista?

Then go here… and if that’s your wife/girlfriend/mother/daughter wrapped around that pole.…

Well, way to go.

St Michael’s & Kelburn Village Fair – March 10 from 10am

St Michael'sThe St Michael’s & Kel­burn Vil­lage Fair is on tomor­row at 10am.

This will be the first one I’ve man­aged to catch, so I can­’t regale you with tales of past exper­i­ences, but I can prom­ise you stalls, home bak­ing, junk/treasure, and prob­ably an awful lot of very out of date 2nd hand uni­ver­sity text books.

There may also be fire eat­ers, dan­cing, dan­cing girls, dan­cing bears, acrobats & tightrope walk­ers. I dunno, but I’m hop­ing.

And of course, the very attract­ive res­id­ents of Kel­burn.

And her own­er.

Help Fight Gnomelessness!

Arched Gnome HomeCool prez­zie alert – Loc­ally made Gnome Homes & Gnom­a­loos. Hand cast by a mas­ter black­smith in the Hutt Val­ley (who also does a good line in Roman Armour, and let’s face it, who does­n’t like dress­ing up in Roman Armour?, and a few oth­er ideas he’s work­ing on which I’ll report on when they come to fruition, but which must remain under wraps for now so as not to give away his ideas to com­pet­it­ors.)

Even Gnomes have to go.I just got a couple of Gnome­homes & match­ing Gnom­a­loos for my nieces, they also come, I’m told, in cam­ou­flage col­ours for the boys, and in vari­ous com­bin­a­tions – Gnome Vil­lage, and the bulk pack which I guess could con­sti­tute a Gnome City.

You can get them through this site, or by email­ing Mur­ray (click on the little Mur­ray fig­ure for the email link), or through numer­ous retail out­lets, includ­ing Chris­topher­’s Crys­tals in Cuba Street.

Wel­come to www.gnomehomes.co.nz