Public Address | Club Politique | Burying One’s Feet

I’m sure Che Tib­by won’t mind, but this is one of the finest love let­ters to Welling­ton I have ever read. Pub­lic Address | Club Poli­tique — Bury­ing One’s Feet

Botanic Gardens’ Playground Closed…

A notice was dropped in our let­ter­box the oth­er day inform­ing us that the play­ground in the gar­dens would be closed for the next 3 weeks or so, while 6 ancient pines were removed. The coun­cil stat­ed that it regret­ted the need to remove these trees as they were much loved, espe­cial­ly the mag­nif­i­cent spec­i­men […]

Film Society for August

Apolo­gies, a bit slow on film soci­ety news this month… I’m post­ing this too late to cov­er Place Ven­dome, but what remains is well worth see­ing. JEANNE AND THE PERFECT GUY (1998). At first glance, Olivi­er Ducas­tel and Jacques Mar­tineau’s film appears to be a rel­a­tive­ly tra­di­tion­al French melo­dra­ma about AIDS — well act­ed and […]

Botanic Gardens for August

Glow­worm Tour Fri­day 5 August, Founders’ Entrance on Glen­more Street, 7.30pm See the Botan­ic Gar­den’s glow­worms after dark. Cost: koha/donation Book­ings are essen­tial as places are lim­it­ed. Not suit­able for chil­dren under six. Chil­dren under 10 must be accom­pa­nied by an adult — max­i­mum of two chil­dren per adult. Bring a torch — no more […]

Extreme Poo — Wellington Zoo

Events Cal­en­dar: “Extreme Poo Iden­ti­fi­ca­tion Com­pe­ti­tion Welling­ton Zoo will hold an Extreme Poo Iden­ti­fi­ca­tion Com­pe­ti­tion on 6 & 7 August. As part of the Con­ser­va­tion Week theme ‘Every­thing is Con­nect­ed’, the Zoo invites you to cor­rect­ly iden­ti­fy dif­fer­ent types of ani­mal poo to win a prize. Lis­ten to the Keep­er talks through­out the day to […]

Overheard on the Cable Car

On this very wet, rainy after­noon… Young Woman 1: “Wotcha been up to?” Young Woman 2: “Work­ing” … Young Woman 2: “Wotcha been up to?” Young Woman 1: “Shop­ping at the Kirk’s Sale.” … Young Woman 2: “Wotcha buy?” Young Woman 1: “Knick­ers.” … Young Woman 2: “And an umbrel­la.” (Unwraps umbrel­la to show it) […]

Sale Time at Kirkcaldie & Stains!!

A Welling­ton insti­tu­tion, the Kirk’s Sale. OK, it start­ed Mon­day, but that does­n’t mat­ter. Now is the time to go. By now, the shop­pers are a lit­tle less extreme than the 1. Rabid, and 2. Cata­ton­ic zom­bie that they ranged between on Mon­day morn­ing. Still plen­ty of bar­gains to be had. The sale ends on […]

Backyard Theatre — Misconceptions

-Mis­­­con­­cep­­tions- Strange images on the fax? A dead Okapi in Copen­hagen zoo?? Abused black­ber­ries from the freez­er??? And Rat­ty from The Wind in the Wil­lows???? Who the *#@* is Zoe????? Does she real­ly have wings?????? For the answers see “Mis­con­cep­tions” — David Lewis’ vir­tu­oso com­e­dy, by turns hilar­i­ous and heart­break­ing, straight-talk­ing and sur­re­al. Matthew and […]

Te Horo’s Hydeaway!

I know a dark seclud­ed place A place where no one knows your face A glass of wine a fast embrace It’s called…Te Horo’s Hydeaway…CAFE (Apolo­gies to Adler & Ross.) About 50 min­utes dri­ve North of Wellingon on State High­way 1, is the turnoff to Te Horo beach. On the cor­ner on your left, is […]

The Best Bang Since the Big One?

If I under­stand this cor­rect­ly, at around 5.52pm tonight, in the sky near Jupiter (very bright & very high in the North at that time), there may be a big explo­sion in space.… STUFF : INSIGHT — STORY : Comet ver­sus space­craft probe. Update: Apolo­gies for the worst post ever — wrong night, wrong direc­tion. […]