Pruning With The Stars! Sunday 17 June

Norm Hewitt?This week­end sees the Annu­al Rose Prun­ing Demon­stra­tion at the Lady Nor­wood Rose Garden in the Botan­ic Gar­dens.

Want to bone up on prop­er garden main­ten­ance? This is your chance! The Wel­ling­ton City Coun­cil has laid on the roses, and the experts. There will be tips on both prun­ing AND grow­ing your roses. Dan­cing with the Stars con­test­ants may or may not be there. The same goes for the sur­viv­ing Beatles & Nas­tassja Kin­ski, but I remain hope­ful.

I usu­ally make wise with the Rose puns at this point, but she emailed this year & asked me to kindly stop.

There are two ses­sions:

1.30 – 2.30pm: prun­ing mod­ern roses in the Lady Nor­wood Rose Garden. Meet at the Bego­nia House.

2.30 – 3.30pm: prun­ing ram­bling and her­it­age roses at the Bolton Street Memori­al Park. Meet at the Sed­don Memori­al.

Grab your blades & go to it!

Addendum – Glow Worms:

While I’m on the sub­ject of the Gar­dens, I happened upon an offi­cial per­son tak­ing a bunch of schoolkids on a glow worm tour last week & feel I should pass on the intel­li­gence I gleaned on my way past them. The poor lady was stretched thin by 10 or so bored & rest­less boys. It did­n’t help that there were no worms glow­ing at all.

I’d wondered for a while, from per­son­al exper­i­ence, but as the lady snapped at the boys she con­firmed my the­ory that glow worms put on their best dis­play after rain or a heavy dew (I do not know why this is).

So should you be plan­ning a vis­it, do so soon after rain & while the worms can be found in most places in the Gar­dens, the easi­est to find & argu­ably best are on the main track between Glen Road & the Duck­pond.

Webstock Mini

The handy pock­et-sized ver­sion of Web­stock returns to Wel­ling­ton on Tues­day next week. You might think it’s all for uber nerds and super geeks, but you would be wrong.

In fact, research just in has shown that attend­ing Web­stock Minis has been sci­en­tific­ally proven to make you more inter­est­ing, bet­ter-look­ing and all round more desir­able. And, hon­estly, that’s regard­less of how much you drink!

For your tick­et price you can learn about some cool things like Second Life, the upcom­ing ver­sion of Fire­fox and all you can eat and drink.

The whole thing winds up with a debate entitled “Web 2.0 is all fizz and no sub­stance”. Mike Brown, Sandy Mamoli and
Mark Cubey will uphold the pro­pos­i­tion against Philip Fier­linger, Brenda Leeuwen­berg and Che Tibby.

We are fully in the neg­at­ive camp, because the team fea­tures one of our new­est Wel­ling­tonis­tas, Che Tibby.

Register for Web­stock Mini:
http://www.webstock.org.nz

Ukes at lunch

Two events at the libraryWe love the lib­rary. We do. And many of us are in there at least once a week, and not just to admire the archi­tec­ture. (For some of us it has some­thing to do with those kid’s paci­fiers DVDs hav­ing just a sev­en day loan peri­od. But we digress.)

Like the Wel­ling­tonista, the lib­rary too is cel­eb­rat­ing NZ Music month – they’re host­ing a quiz that always ends with the chance to win a well known brand of MP3 play­er. Nice.

But even bet­ter, there’s a per­form­ance by loc­al Super Group The Wel­ling­ton Inter­na­tion­al Ukelele Orches­tra this Thursday 12:30pm at the lib­rary.

If you are feel­ing brave enough to vis­it MySpace, check out some videos here. And should your immer­sion in the Wel­ling­ton music scene be as piti­fully shal­low as this sad indi­vidu­al’s, then you should con­sider your attend­ance on Thursday to be com­puls­ory.

Pop Levi

Hey I’m excited. Liv­er­pudli­an nu-glam and ex-Ladytron bassist Pop Levi is bring­ing his hyper­act­ive T. Rex-isms to the Bath­house.

More info after the jump.

Food! Show!

Hur­ray, it’s finally here. You know how we feel about the Food Show, so really, noth­ing more needs to be said except for what bet­ter way to drink off your hangover from Coun­try Club: Eng­land?

Charity Dinner & Dance, June 16

Olay!Get your glad rags ready, and pay a bit more atten­tion to Dan­cing With the Stars over the next few weeks.

The Asia & Pacific Ladies Asso­ci­ation are host­ing an authen­t­ic Indi­an & Con­tin­ent­al food even­ing with live enter­tain­ment!

  • Enjoy the music & excel­lent com­pany
  • Win great door prizes (win a door?)
  • Bring friends & reserve a table for 10

Sat­urday 16 June

(I know this is early, but you need time to find that per­fect out­fit right?)

From 6pm
Indi­an Asso­ci­ation Hall
48 Kemp Street
Kil­birnie

Drinks BYO or avail­able for pur­chase at ven­ue.

Tick­ets $50

Con­tact (021) 855 789 or (04) 477 0628

And the char­ity? You’ll be help­ing keep the “FREE” in Wel­ling­ton Free Ambu­lance.

WBL: Results Round Four

So tonight I messed up with giv­ing people their lane assign­ments, which prob­ably means that it’s pos­sible that Click­Suite might have thought that they’d won their round, and Clem­enger might have thought that they’d lost theirs (oh who are we kid­ding, Clem­enger would nev­er think that, and that’s why we love them), but as it turns out, it was Bowl­tron who were the win­ners on the night. The ran­dom point was awar­ded to the slow­est bowl­er, who happened to be me, on 2.34km. If Sil­ver­stripe’s ball had actu­ally made it to the end instead of get­ting stuck in the gut­ter, it might have been them, but it was­n’t, and so I totally got myself a happy end­ing, com­plete with two strikes after that. But I’m sure if you wanted to read only about me, you’d head straight to Hubris, so the scores are after the jump.

WBL: Results round three

Oooh! Things are really get­ting excit­ing now.

Former league cham­pi­ons Xero took on Clem­enger last night and did­n’t come out vic­tori­ous.

Mean­while the ran­dom point awar­ded for most gut­ter balls (chosen by Sil­ver­stripe as last week’s ran­dom point win­ners) allowed the Bow­l­ing­tonista to give up last place to Click­Suite – although if I could repeat my hil­ari­ous joke about there being no ‘I’ in ‘Wellng­ton­sta Bowlng League’, Click­Suite did once again have the highest scor­ing indi­vidu­al play­er. Ryan man­aged to beat Clem­enger­’s Dr. Broad for that title even though Dr Broad got four strikes in a row, and Click­Suite are no doubt weighed down by their ridicu­lous facial hair that they’re grow­ing for May­stache.

And while Bowl­tron had prom­ised to form into one mighty lion if their score went over 500, unfor­tu­nately that just did­n’t come to pass. They still creamed us though, even des­pite our attempts at dis­trac­tion with clev­er rhym­ing chants. League table and indi­vidu­al points after the jump.

“Just like a Star Trek convention…

The Rules of the Game…except with bet­ter-look­ing chicks and binge drink­ing”.

Here’s a chal­lenge for you. In an uniden­ti­fied pub, some­where in town tonight, the loc­al heats for the New Zea­l­and Rock Paper Scis­sors (RPS) cham­pi­on­ship will take place.

At stake is a trip to the nation­al finals (at an uniden­ti­fied loc­a­tion) in July. The win­ner of that will attend the world cham­pi­on­ships in Toronto at some unspe­cified time later in the year.

The highly (un)informative art­icle (not) detail­ing all of this is here.

Rock, Paper, Scis­sors is an ancient game played across the globe from very early in human­kind’s his­tory. Yet, it seems to me that in some strange way, RPS is also a sport of the future, indeed, I would not be sur­prised to see Wii RPS on the mar­ket, pav­ing the way for the game to be included in future olympics (we start lob­by­ing next week, depend­ing on how the Kiwi RPS com­pet­it­ors look).

I mean, I’m guess­ing that this is a beguil­ing spec­tat­or sport (if any­one can find them tonight feel free to con­firm that). Par­tic­u­larly if there are going to be hot chicks & binge drink­ing. It’s darts for the mod­ern age! (Although I’d need someone who knows to con­firm wheth­er darts attracts a super­i­or breed of groupies.) But I bet the whole thing is more remin­is­cent of a darts match say, than a Star Trek con­ven­tion.

Unless they’re dress­ing up as Klin­gons or some­thing, in which case I’ll con­cede that point.

A sharp intake of breath

A new pho­to­graphy group, “gasp!”, has an exhib­i­tion entitled “a sharp intake of breath” at Finc Café from now until 10 June.

[Photo © Ger­aldine Downey, 2007]

The group (Ger­aldine Downey, Andrew Eccle­stone, Stella Ramage, Paul Hol­ley and Jor­dyn O’Keeffe) gave them­selves the wide brief for the exhib­i­tion of cre­at­ing images inspired by the word ‘enigma’. The brief exhib­i­tion cata­logue explains that they were “Aim­ing to make space for a slower, deep­er vis­ion amongst the tor­rent of visu­al inform­a­tion that swamps us every­day. We wanted to pro­duce images which asked more ques­tions than they answered, to arouse a flick­er of intrigue, a shiver of unease, or cre­ate a pause for thought.”