Star Boating Club “Row-A-Thon”

ERG!!Here’s a bit of fun to be had – the Star Boat­ing Club (that’s that cool place by the lagoon that you’ve prob­ably atten­ded more than a few wed­dings at, or oth­er occa­sions & got your­self com­pletely trashed & may or may not have ended up in the water in your din­ner suit or ball gown…) in con­junc­tion with Wel­ling­ton Girls Col­lege, Queen Mar­garet’s Col­lege and Wel­ling­ton Col­lege, is hold­ing a 20 hour Row-A-Thon to raise funds for the cur­rent sea­son of races, regat­tas & camps.

It takes place at the Read­ing Com­plex Foy­er (Court­ney Place) between 4pm Fri­day Decem­ber 8, and Noon Sat­urday Decem­ber 9.

And what is a Row-A-Thon when it’s at home? Well… they’re put­ting 3 ERG machines (that’s short­hand for Row­ing Machine appar­ently – I’m not sure if it is acronym­ous, or if it rep­res­ents the noise the aver­age per­son makes while being sub­jec­ted to oper­at­ing it), one will be oper­ated con­tinu­ously for 20 hours by the boys’ teams, anoth­er by the girls, and the third dear read­er, is for you to have a go at.

The row­ers have been dili­gently scour­ing their neigh­bour­hoods, fam­il­ies, and fam­il­ies’ busi­ness col­leagues get­ting spon­sor­ship, and on the day, those not ERGing will be shak­ing tins & per­suad­ing punters to part with a little Xmas dosh. All for a good cause – those ERGs & the boats don’t grow on trees you know.

So head on down for a look – 91FM & the Black Thun­ders will be down there at 4pm Fri­day dis­pens­ing cheer & freestuff – or if you hap­pen to be passing, please do donate a little spare for, as I may have men­tioned, a very good cause.

And of course, you have the oppor­tun­ity to try an ERG for your­self. It has to be good for you right?, and there is almost no chance you’ll end up in the lagoon. Bonus.

Make the society pages with us

Shiny like an Oscar. But drinkableBy now you’ve either cast your votes for the First Annu­al Wel­ling­tonista Awards for Out­stand­ing Achieve­ment in the Field of Excel­lence, or you’re still try­ing to decide wheth­er you <3 Good Luck or San Frindigo more. You might want to get a wriggle on with that, as vot­ing closes at 5pm on Thursday.

Thanks very much for vot­ing, it’s very choice that you got involved. If you’d like to get even more involved with us (ooer!), please come along to our awards cere­mony at Mighty Mighty (above Mr Bun in Cuba Mall) on Fri­day night.

Drinks will start out at 6.30pm and the awards them­selves will prob­ably kick off around 7pm.

If you haven’t met us yet, you’ll be able to spot us eas­ily as we’ll be the ridicu­lously attract­ive people pat­ting ourselves on the back.

We’ll be draw­ing names for prizes then too, but as we are good people your attend­ance is not man­dat­ory in order to win. How­ever, what pos­sible reas­on could you have for not want­ing to attend?

If you would like to buy us drinks, nat­ur­ally a dry mar­tini would be the stand­ard, but we ima­gine that we would drink pretty much any­thing you gave us.

It should all be a fright­fully good time, and we look for­ward to see­ing you there.

Muka

The Set­tlers Museum is host­ing the MUKA YOUTH PRINT EXHIBITION 2006.

The exhib­i­tion fea­tures a col­lec­tion of forty ori­gin­al litho­graphs by twenty prom­in­ent artists from New Zea­l­and, Aus­tralia and Europe.

The exhib­i­tion is unique in that it is only open to young people aged 5 to 18. The idea is that young people are giv­en the oppor­tun­ity to see, select and buy an art work that they like, unin­flu­enced by adults or the name of the artist. All the works reflect the nor­mal style of the artists and there is no “talking down” to the chil­dren.

The uni­form low price means that this is an excel­lent way for young people to get real works of art into their hands.

Set­tlers Museum
The Esplanade
Petone

25 and 26 Novem­ber
12 noon – 5pm

Mother Baby & Child Show

In your spare moments not spent at Craft­werk this week­end, you may like to come out to sunny Hutt City for the Moth­er Baby and Child Show. This free event fea­tures an array of exhib­its from enter­pris­ing moth­ers (catch­ily titled Mumz Biz).

Not wish­ing to pimp my own ride too much, watch me pimp my ride. Baby­li­cious will be there, as will uber-loc­al-clev­er-evil-bears, the Scrap­pers.Srappers pillows

Hor­ti­cul­tur­al Hall, Laings Road, Lower Hutt.

Sunday, Octo­ber 22nd – 10.30am to 5.00pm

Monday, Octo­ber 23rd – 10.00am to 5.00pm

How am I funny?

I'm here to fucking amuse you?

What do ya mean, funny? Let me under­stand this cause, I don’t know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Errr, that’s not really rel­ev­ant, but it is a good scene.

Any­way, if you think you are funny, register your­self for the Wel­ling­ton Com­edy Club’s Rook­ie com­pet­i­tion, tak­ing place at the San Fran­cisco Bath­house on Octo­ber 21st (as per the Com­edy Club’s web­site), or maybe the the 19th of Octo­ber (as per New­town Ghetto Anger­’s web­site). Head over to the Wel­ling­ton Com­edy Club web­site for more details.

There’s also a related work­shop for bud­ding comedi­ans to hone their skills – a one hour ses­sion with some loc­al pros on the 12th of Octo­ber, again at the SF Bath­house. More details on that at New­town Ghetto Anger.

Craftwerk returns

Don’t leave town this Labour Week­end, and if you do, make sure you’re back by Monday 23rd Octo­ber.

From 2–5pm at the South­ern Cross, there were be a pleth­ora of fab­ulous craft, beer and rock n roll baby.

More detail as soon as it emerges.

Inhabitable art

Wellington Architecture Week - pamphlet cover imageWel­ling­ton Archi­tec­ture Week kicks off next Monday, includ­ing everything from a vis­it to the exquis­ite and hid­den Futuna Chapel to a sand­castle com­pet­i­tion on Petone Beach.

My Wel­lUrb­an post gives a bit of con­text, includ­ing links to rel­ev­ant devel­op­ments and con­tro­ver­sies, and the full illus­trated pro­gramme (in glor­i­ous black, white and blue) is avail­able on the Archi­tec­tur­al Centre web­site, but here’s a text list­ing of all events.

The Player and the Advocate

the player and the advocate

Oscar is a hot­shot young act­or in the bust­ling Eliza­beth­an Wel­ling­ton theatre scene, loved by the Pub­lick, but resen­ted by the author­it­ies. When he is kicked out of his theatre com­pany for ‘improvising’, he must fight, not only to get his job back, but also to stop the Queen from push­ing the coun­try into all-out war…

What if Wel­ling­ton were the centre of the Eliza­beth­an world, pion­eer­ing an explo­sion in theatre, fash­ion, new music and cof­fee­houses at the birth of the mod­ern age?

Awe­some. The short pitch is ‘Whale Rider meets Shakespeare in Love’, but the above is the longer syn­op­sis of the plot for The Play­er and the Advoc­ate – a new film being writ­ten by Wel­ling­to­ni­an John Park­er.

John’s hav­ing a pub­lic read­ing of the fea­ture film treat­ment on…

Sunday 1st Octo­ber, 4:00pm
@ Katipo Café, 76 Wil­lis Street, Wel­ling­ton
Dur­a­tion: 1 hour (45 minutes for read­ing, 15 minutes feed­back ses­sion)
Cost: free!
Fea­tur­ing: Erin Banks and James Stew­art, two of Wel­ling­ton’s finest the­at­ric­al tal­ent

…so feel free to head along and help shape what will hope­fully be one of the next great pieces of Wel­ling­ton film-mak­ing at its earli­est stages.

More info at the offi­cial web­site.

Newtown words

Newtown spoken word - flier
Tomor­row night, the New­town Com­munity and Cul­tur­al Centre hosts New­town Spoken Word Winter 06, an open mike event organ­ised by the Word Col­lect­ive, the people who brought you Sk8board Poets, Karaoke Poetry and the Word Fest­ivals. It starts at 7:30pm at the corner of Rintoul & Colombo streets, and entry is by koha. For more inform­a­tion, call Craig on 027 242 3453.

Musique Non Stop

While you were sleeping poster, 05/08/06(right, that’s the oblig­at­ory Kraft­werk ref­er­ence out of the way)

This week­end’s a busy one for fol­low­ers of elec­tron­ic and dance music. Tomor­row night, Mod­ule’s live band (includ­ing Rhi­an Shee­han and Raashi Malik) plays the late set at Cab­aret. From there, it’s just a quick jaunt along Cour­tenay Place to Sand­wiches for Rhom­bus, who will be start­ing at about … oh, whenev­er gigs start at Sand­wiches these days.

After a late night like that, on Sat­urday you might be in the mood for some­thing more laid-back, so try out While_you_were_sleeping’s explor­a­tions of ambi­ent and exper­i­ment­al sounds at Room 101 (under Bar Bodega) from 8pm. To get a pre­view of the sounds on offer, listen to The Ses­sion on Radio Act­ive tonight, fea­tur­ing tracks and inter­views from some of the artists involved (incld­ing Pang, Pan­or­am­ica and Anaes­thesia Asso­ci­ates).

So So Mod­ern, Dis­astera­dio and Chair­man Miaow, will be play­ing an Amnesty Inter­na­tion­al bene­fit show at Indigo The San Fran­cisco Bat­house from 9:30. And if you’ve any pills energy left, Con­cord Dawn and Minu­it are play­ing not one but two gigs at Sub­n­ine: all-ages from 7pm to 10pm, and grown-ups only from 11pm.