O Temperance, O Mores

So, in accord­ance with rumours that have been float­ing around for a few months now, The Tem­per­ance is clos­ing. So long: we hardly knew you.

But things aren’t so simple. Accord­ing to the art­icle, it’s more of a stoush between the head lease­hold­er (Domin­ion Brew­er­ies) and the oper­at­or (Andrew Gib­son): the receiv­ers have been called in, but it is expec­ted to reopen by this week­end. Appar­ently, the Queens­gate Mall of pubs was actu­ally turn­ing a profit.

Oh. And here were we think­ing that this was a sign that Wel­ling­to­ni­ans had some taste after all.

Cinephilia: Opening This Week

The Tale of Desperaux posterFol­low­ing the flurry of Christ­mas and New Year releases (all of which are still play­ing), there are only two new titles to report this week. Firstly, The Tale of Des­per­aux an anim­ated adapt­a­tion of a sup­posedly beloved chil­dren’s book. Mat­thew Bro­d­er­ick plays a noble little mouse with enorm­ous ears who teams up with a kit­chen-lov­ing rat (Dustin Hoff­man) to res­cue a lonely Prin­cess (Emma Wat­son) – sounds a bit like Dumbo meets Rata­touille. The rest of the voice cast is sim­il­arly pres­ti­gi­ous includ­ing two gen­tle­men prob­ably on the the Academy long-list for Best Act­or this year: Frank Lan­gella (Frost/Nixon) and Richard Jen­kins (The Vis­it­or). Play­ing at the Empire, Regent-on-Man­ners, Read­ings Cour­tenay and Sky City Queens­gate (does any­one go there?).

Frank Miller is a hero to com­ic book afi­cion­ados every­where. He cre­ated The Dark Knight Returns, 300 and Sin City (and co-dir­ec­ted the Sin City movie along with Robert Rodrig­uez). Now he has both hands on the wheel of anoth­er com­ic book adapt­a­tion, Will Eis­ner­’s The Spir­it and the pro­mo­tion­al mater­i­al makes it look like a long-lost cous­in of Sin City. US reviews have not been kind but you can check it out at either Read­ings or Sky City.

The Para­mount’s Sum­mer “Best of” series con­tin­ues: Adam’s Apples, The Edge of Heav­en, I’m Not There. and Lars and the Real Girl get a second chance and they’re also raid­ing the vault with rare oppor­tun­it­ies to see West Side Story, The Con­ver­sa­tion, Elvis: That’s The Way It Is and North by North­w­est.

Along with a run­down of all the Christ­mas releases, Des­per­aux and The Spir­it will be reviewed next week at Funer­als & Snakes (and in the Cap­it­al Times on Wed­nes­day).

Super Fry

Steph­en Fry, act­or, author, wit and geek, is on his way to dear sweet Wel­ling­ton and we are rather excited!

He’s com­ing to Aotearoa New Zea­l­and to film some bits for a BBC series he’s present­ing, Anoth­er Chance To See, where he’s trav­el­ling the world, check­ing up on endangered spe­cies. While he’s in Wel­ling­ton, he’ll be vis­it­ing the Karori Wild­life Sanc­tu­ary to see how the kakapo tuatara are doing (rather well, thank you).

Oh, but this is no ordin­ary vis­it by a sleb.

Mr Fry, being a glor­i­ous geek, has been util­ising the mod­ern powers of the inter­webs to doc­u­ment the film­ing of the series.

He’s been mak­ing reg­u­lar tweets to his Twit­ter account (and fostered a Twit­ter com­munity of Fry fans), upload­ing pho­tos from his iPhone, post­ing video blogs of his Afric­an adven­tures, and just gen­er­ally keep­ing a full and inter­est­ing web­site, doc­u­ment­ing his travels.

This is great news for all! Because it means that instead of get­ting out there and stalk­ing him when he’s in town, you can actu­ally spend that time lying around, drink­ing yummy Mar­gar­itas and keep up with Mr Fry’s adven­tures with the laptop in your tiki shack, instead of hav­ing to go to the effort of get­ting out and stalk­ing him.

(Of course, if you do hap­pen to see him out and about, let us know!)

2008 TAWAs – the winners!

We all had a com­pletely bril­liant time on Thursday night at the TAWAs!

It was great to see so many of y’all along there, along with the awe­some nom­in­ees and a few celebrity guests (not that Wel­ling­ton has any actu­al celebrit­ies, but, you know…)

Thanks to our fab­ulous spon­sors who gave us swag and prizes

And thanks also to Wel­ling­ton Cent­ral MP Grant Robertson for present­ing the Wel­ling­to­ni­an of the Year award, which went to Cal­lum Brown of Green Cabs.

After the awards, we relaxed to the lazy sounds of The Lone­some Cow­boy, and then danced up a storm to Bun­nies on Ponies, who ended their set with a v. swin­gor­il­liant cov­er of Dire Straits ‘Sul­tans of Swing’.

It was a super even­ing, and now that our Fri­day post-TAWAs fug has worn off, we’re look­ing for­ward to the 2009 TAWAs.

All that remains now is to cel­eb­rate this year’s win­ners. We encour­age you to sup­port these busi­ness and places (in fact, all the nom­in­ees are awe­some), as they’re all part of why Wel­ling­ton is such an excel­lent town.

WE 3 you

We will be updat­ing with you with the news of the win­ner in each cat­egory tomor­row but we’d just like to say for now that accord­ing voters Cal­lum Of Green Cabs is your Wel­ling­tonista Wel­ling­to­ni­an of the year.

Go Cal­lum and Go Green Cabs!

Thank you for being the envir­o­ment­ally friendly people’s trans­port of Wel­ling­ton.

[Update: As Brett help­fully points out in the com­ments, if you can­’t wait for the ‘offi­cial’ res­ults to be pub­lished, head over to Twit­ter where the win­ners were broad­cast in real-time].

A word for our sponsors

So tonight we’re going to party like it’s 2008 at The Annu­al Wel­ling­tonista Awards (come along from 6pm, present­a­tions kick off around 7.30), but before we have too many of the Wel­ling­tonista Cock­tails that Mighty Mighty have designed for us, we want to take a minute or two to give much respect to the delight­ful lovely people who’re help­ing us to make such a great event with their dona­tions of swag and spot prizes. In alpha­bet­ic­al order, mad props go out to:

Adi­das New Zea­l­and: You know who else is from Wel­ling­ton? The Hur­ricanes. And we know that because Adi­das have giv­en us a brand new 2009 Wel­ling­ton Hur­ricanes Super 14 jer­sey with the new embossed print to give away to one lucky tick­et hold­er.

Aimée McLeod: Aimee is a loc­al pot­ter who has made our fab­ulous trophy tiles that the win­ners will be receiv­ing tonight. Her works are for sale in a whole bunch of places, she’s been exceed­ing gen­er­ous and sup­port­ive with her time and mater­i­als, and just quietly, she’s also a pretty choice mum too.

The Back Bench­er: The Back Bench­er Pub is some­what of a fam­ous des­tin­a­tion eat­ery across the road from the Bee­hive with its polit­ic­al-inspired pup­petry, menu and broad­cast show and the ser­vice isn’t half bad either. We’re happy to be giv­ing away three vouch­ers so you too can dine there, but we must warn you – talk to your com­pan­ion quietly if you’re a pub­lic ser­vant, because the enemy is sure to be all around you.

Bunnies on Ponies – Raver on Probation

To whet your appet­ite for tonight’s fest­iv­it­ies down at Mighty Mighty, here’s some Bun­nies on Ponies for you…

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The COLOSSAL SQUID of Te Papa

Collossal SquidTe Papa, the nat­ur­al his­tory museum of New Zea­l­and, is now hous­ing the Colossal Squid.

That’s right, it’s a COLOSSAL SQUID. Squidz­illa! Squid-Ra!

It’s become quite a draw card, so of course the Wel­ling­tonista had to check it out.

The Colossal Squid

This lady-squid is housed in a pur­pose-built tank. Some may find it awe-inspir­ing, oth­ers may find it revolt­ing. The squid has a sort of pinky out­er lay­er of squid­skin which is peel­ing off.

Did you know that squids have a beak like a par­rot. Uuggh!

3D AV Squidtacu­lar

Off to the side is a theatrette show­ing a com­puter anim­a­tion of how the squid was acci­dent­ally caught by a fish­ing boat. I know what you’re think­ing: “Bor­ing, grandma! I am gen­er­a­tion Y or even Z! I don’t use vow­els, I have a two second atten­tion span, carry three cell­phones and can­’t watch a bor­ing old 5 minute video about a squid!”

Well, for­tu­nately Te Papa have taken care of this and made the video in 3D. Yes, so you get to strap on a pair of glasses and watch the Colossal Squid being cap­tured by a fish­ing boat in 3D. In threeeee-deeeee!

Whoa! Trippy as, man. Etc.

WellingtonOnScreen

nz on screenIn a little office on Tarana­ki St, a small group of ded­ic­ated pro­fes­sion­als (known as the NZ On Screen team) have been cre­at­ing a web­site which cel­eb­rates and show­cases tele­vi­sion and film pro­duced in New Zea­l­and. A year in the mak­ing, NZ On Screen launched at the end of Octo­ber and has over 300 titles avail­able to view – many in full length, some with just excerpts.

For each title there’s also pro­files of key cast and crew, as well as back­ground stor­ies, com­ments, pho­tos and links to oth­er related mater­i­al. Hours can dis­ap­pear when you start look­ing through the site – and it pays to have your broad­band speed high and your cap fresh!

So take a look: www.nzonscreen.com   … let us know what you think, sug­gest titles we should add, tell all your friends and loved ones, and enjoy NZ On Screen!

But what does that have to do with Wel­ling­ton you might ask?

Aside from the fact that the NZ On Screen team is based here … Wel­ling­ton is well known as a bit of a hub for the film industry. Most people would say that’s all down to Peter Jack­son and Lord of the Rings. To be fair, he’s had a reas­on­ably large influ­ence.

But the Wel­ling­ton has been the scene for film and tele­vi­sion for a long time.  On the NZ On Screen site you will find some gems of Wel­ling­ton-ness…

Yet another mystery bar

I’ve nev­er been afraid of eclecticism. A dash of Kiwiana and a touch of faded grandeur can go down a treat if served with a gen­er­ous slug of hip­ster irony (see Mighty Mighty). A grab-bag of Nana kitsch can turn into some­thing resem­bling con­cep­tu­al art if it’s assembled with wit and flair (see Auck­land’s North­ern Steam­ship Com­pany). But some­times it all goes hor­ribly wrong.

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I know! Let’s grab some swatches of loud old car­pet and put them in gold frames along the bar! Ooh, let’s get some ran­dom bal­us­trades and stand­ard lamps to mix in with the leftover expens­ive design­er chairs from the last place! Hmm, needs more cross-stitch to go with the weather­beaten weather­boards and sev­en pat­terns of wall­pa­per. Flor­al-painted female tor­sos will add some artsy class above the urin­als. But it needs to be bloki­er, so let’s add dozens of TV screens to show our branded Flash anim­a­tions when the footie’s not on, and the piece de res­ist­ance: a map of New Zild made out of Tui caps. Maaaate! [Read more]