Martha on the Front Page of the DomPost

Hard on the heels of one of their worst front pages ever, the Dom­Post goes some way to redeem­ing itself by put­ting one the of Wel­ling­tonista above the fold in today’s issue…

Nice work Martha. Way to fly the flag undies.

Our online library

Your Wel­ling­ton Cent­ral lib­rary (or ‘sanc­tu­ary’ as it’s know here at the Towers) was been quietly expand­ing its online offer­ings and today has added a handy wee email noti­fic­a­tion ser­vice … or is it just anoth­er way for ‘big broth­er’ to keep tabs on ya?!?

To quote from their blog (RSS):

We have intro­duced a new ser­vice for hear­ing about reserves and any over­due items on your card – you can now get these mes­sages by email. If you want to switch to this option, all you need to do is com­plete the online form or ask at your loc­al lib­rary. And of course if you find you prefer paper or phone notices you can switch back again at any time.

Still the 12th nicest city in the world

Not much move­ment at the top of the Mer­cer Human Resource Con­sult­ing “Most Liv­able Cit­ies” rank­ings this year, with, like last year, Wel­ling­ton com­ing in 12th, trail­ing our north­ern neigh­bours Auck­land, who come in at a very cred­ible 5th. In fact, there’s really no move­ment at all in the top 20, with Zurich and Geneva still 1st and 2nd respect­ively, Van­couver 3rd, Vienna 4th, before a bunch of Ger­man cit­ies slot in below Auck­land. The rank­ings are …

based on 39 key qual­ity-of-life issues. They include polit­ic­al sta­bil­ity, cur­rency-exchange reg­u­la­tions, polit­ic­al and media cen­sor­ship, school qual­ity, hous­ing, the envir­on­ment and pub­lic safety.

More of the table here.

We’re tracking you.

So, I hope every­one’s now up to speed on cre­at­ing false iden­tit­ies, after the Domin­ion Post’s use­ful step-by-step front-page guide yes­ter­day, which talked you through the steps required in get­ting a fake driver­’s license or pass­port. Thanks Dom­Post!

What really got us nervous though, was the myri­ad of ways in which our moves and actions through­out the day are tracked by ‘the man’.

The Dom­Post lis­ted sev­er­al examples of sup­posedly ‘nefar­i­ous’ per­son­al data-col­lec­tion. Did you know that the web-browser you’re using this very moment to look at this page keeps a record of the fact that you’ve looked at the page? It’s true. Doc­tors, appar­ently, also keep records of your vari­ous vis­its. Sus­pi­cious? Almost cer­tainly.

And, even more insi­di­ously, the lib­rary keeps a record of what items you have bor­rowed from it at any giv­en time? Why, oh why!? The per­vad­ing fin­ger of ‘the man’ per­meates every facet of our life. Our private lives, and indeed, our very iden­tit­ies, it would seem, are under con­stant threat, from the author­it­ies, or fig­ures who know how to manip­u­late the sys­tem.

Or, on the oth­er hand, maybe it was just the worst front-page ‘shock’ story, ever.

Bowling: It’s OOOOOOOOOOON!

We are super pleased and excited to announce that the Wel­ling­tonista Bowl­ing League is offi­cially a hap­pen­ing thing. Game nights will take place once a month until the round-robin is played out. The first night will be Tues­day 24 April at 8pm, so that we can all recov­er the next day.

There will be four people to a team, and your website/organisation may enter more than one team if you like. There will be a trophy. Register your team here in the com­ments, or email the.wellingtonista @ gmail.com before next Wed­nes­day 18. We’ll be bowl­ing at The Lanes on Wake­field St, and it’ll cost prob­ably $10 per per­son per game. Plus the drinks you will want to buy us.

Please do par­ti­cip­ate. Or are you scared that we will KICK YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES? Cos we totally will.

Flight of the Conchords: Hiphopopotamus v. Rhymenoceros

Anoth­er Wed­nes­day, anoth­er Flight of the Conchords video clip for your enjoy­ment.

Yeah they call me the Hipho­po­pot­amus,
My lyr­ics are bot­tom­less…

theNewDowse goes ape sh*t

The spiders are coming!Taken straight from the Weta Hol­ics web­site:

As if you needed anoth­er reas­on to live in New Zea­l­and! The won­der­ful Dowse Museum in Lower Hutt has just re-launched and is now call­ing itself The­New­Dowse … AND they’re host­ing a King Kong exhib­i­tion from June to Novem­ber this year!

They’re call­ing it Becom­ing King Kong. I feel excited just think­ing about it!

It’s open­ing on 23 June and runs until 11 Novem­ber 2007. A wee bird tells me that it’s packed with insights into the ground-break­ing film-mak­ing tech­no­lo­gies used to make the movie, as well as the cre­at­ive pro­cesses used in the con­cep­tion of the char­ac­ter of Kong. That’s right – the grumpy ape that keeps on turn­ing up in the film he he…

The exhib­i­tion will take you behind the scenes to exper­i­ence the Weta way of work­ing, the expans­ive col­lec­tion of the sculp­tured creatures, the beauty of the sketches, the innov­at­ive tech­niques and the secrets of how these were achieved: it took thou­sands of draw­ings, hun­dreds of design maquettes and Weta Digital’s visu­al effects team years of work to cre­ate the char­ac­ter of Kong.

To cel­eb­rate the exhib­i­tion, we’ll be reveal­ing pre­vi­ously nev­er seen before online images from the mak­ing of the film in the new Weta Gal­lery

Coming soon

Stinky poo, stinky poo

Where's your worm now!?!?Whilst Wel­ling­tonista Towers is home to the funky, the hip and the con­nec­ted it also houses the dads, mums and gen­er­al care­givers to the next gen­er­a­tion of the funky, hip and con­nec­ted.

For those that are also par­ents can I recom­mend the latest Kapit­all Kids Theatre show at the Gryphon Theatre of Spike Mil­ligan’s Bad­jelly the Witch

Whilst a paid theatre review­er would prob­ably use phrases such as “pro­fes­sion­al”, “enga­ging”, “a delight”, “some­thing for the adults” and “a must see for all the fam­ily” my son and I can only say – GO! It’s a total hoot and you’ll love the music (pop), jokes (top­ic­al) and act­ing (awe­some).

Details

Where: The Gryphon on Ghuznee [Zoom­In map]
When: now until Sat­urday 14th of April
Time: 11 am, 1 pm; 3pm Mon – Fri
Price: $10 per per­son, $36 for fam­ily
How to book: 04–934 4068 or just turn up
Age: 3+ years

Anti-Fascist Protective Rampart

Our very own Anti-Fas­cist Pro­tect­ive Ram­part has been up for months now, and remains as ugly as ever.

Look­ing south towards Friedrichstraße *cough* I mean Abel Smith Street:

… and north towards Ghuznee Street. In the dis­tance, over the wall, we see the sym­bols of cap­it­al­ism brazenly and proudly flaunted:

All we are really miss­ing are some sen­try towers, razor wire, and anti-per­son­nel mines. Some­body really needs to fin­ish this damn “bypass” already.

Extravaganza of Progressive Post-Rock

Post-rock is a done-to-death descrip­tion but as a sem­a­phore of intent it still serves a cer­tain pur­pose. First coined by music-journo Simon Reyn­olds as a term to describe pro­gress­ive music “using rock instru­ment­a­tion for non-rock pur­poses, using gui­tars as facil­it­at­ors of timbre and tex­tures rather than riffs and power chords”, its use was rap­idly spread dur­ing the 90s by breath­less writers sud­denly over­whelmed by seem­ingly-infin­ite pos­sible music-futures. Reyn­olds fur­ther expounded:

per­haps the really pro­voc­at­ive area for future devel­op­ment lies… in cyborg rock; not the whole­hearted embrace of Tech­no’s meth­od­o­logy, but some kind of inter­face between real time, hands-on play­ing and the use of digit­al effects and enhance­ment.


… which in itself has turned out to be suit­ably ambi­tious, as in gen­er­al attempts at an amal­gam of real-time instru­ment­a­tion and digit­al frip­pery have turned out to be a big hor­rible mess (with not­able excep­tions, of course).