Flight of the Conchords: Think about It

It’s Flight of the Con­chords Wednes­day!

Here’s one for rat­pony. Think about it. Think, think about it…

We answer: Boy and dog

Remem­ber when we asked you about what was film­ing that would involve a boy and a dog?

Turns out it was a New World ad. Of course. It’s mak­ing a big deal about how New Worlds are the only local super­mar­kets nation­wide. Per­son­al­ly, I think the only big deal about some­thing that a New World has done is give Mau­rice Ben­nett enough of an income to start Ben­net­t’s Beer. But maybe that’s just me.

Yesterday’s Protest March & the Second Coming of Christ

Here we come... walking down the street

The Anti-Smack­ing Bill? The Child Dis­ci­pline Bill? I’m not entire­ly sure what it’s offi­cial­ly called, and in stan­dard tra­di­tion, I can’t be both­ered look­ing it up. But you know what I mean.

Rusticity

rusticity

Fol­low­ing the suc­cess of the recent Welling­ton Flickr Group’s exhi­bi­tion at the Para­mount, cames yet more pho­to­graph­ic good­ness from a Welling­ton flickr-ite leg­end A Dif­fer­ent Per­spec­tive (aka Jim Hen­der­son).

He’s putting on an exhi­bi­tion of his work down at Island Bay’s The Bach café, from the 1st to the 30th of April.

To get a feel for what you might be see­ing, check out his awe­some flickr pho­to­stream here.

Wellington Phoenix FC

Gah. If the sto­ries we’re hear­ing tonight are true, then we are … under­whelmed.

Seri­ous­ly, Black Star Welling­ton was the bomb.

And even Welling­ton City or Welling­ton FC were bet­ter options.

But … “Phoenix”?

Ah well.

Update. Well, it’s offi­cial, and, hav­ing slept on it, I sup­pose it’s some­thing we can live with. At least it’s not the Welling­ton Bum­ble­bees.

The Dead C are coming to town

I would­n’t wan­na put mon­ey on it or any­thing, but I’m pret­ty sure that the last time leg­endary NZ noise-rock­ers The Dead C (wikipedia) played in Welling­ton was when they sup­port­ed Son­ic Youth on their Dirty tour in 1993. And to be frank, with an utter­ly tran­scen­dant per­for­mance in the face of much tribu­la­tion, mopped the floor with them.

Now they’re play­ing at the City Gallery on Sat­ur­day night. It’s free. What the hell else do you need to know?

City Gallery Welling­ton is proud to present The Dead C. These noise/rock heroes who have most recent­ly played in the UK at Thurston Moore’s All Tomor­row’s Par­ties fes­ti­val will per­form in the Gallery. Sup­port from local band Thought Crea­ture. Gallery opens at 7. Music starts 8. Be sure to make it to this unique per­for­mance.

Here’s a (rea­son­ably famous) video of The Dead C on now-defunct Fri­day-nite music show Ground Zero in 1999, play­ing Sky (off what some claim to be their great­est album, Harsh 70s Real­i­ty) and talk­ing about Sui­cide with the hosts:

Flight of the Conchords: Business Time

Welling­ton’s fourth most pop­u­lar digi-folk par­adists are cur­rent­ly shoot­ing their 12-part HBO com­e­dy series in New York, with fel­low Welling­to­ni­ans Tai­ka Wait­i­ti direct­ing a cou­ple of shows, and Dun­can Sarkies pro­vid­ing the script for one of the episodes.

All this, of course, is just an excuse to post some clas­sic Flight of the Con­chords for your lis­ten­ing enjoy­ment. Oooohhh yeah­h­hh, it’s busi­ness time…

World’s largest phubble

As always, the pho­to­blog over on the right hand side­bar proves itself a rich source of short-term dis­trac­tion. This morn­ing it was dis­play­ing this pho­to, from where I went on a lit­tle voy­age of ‘phub­ble’ dis­cov­ery, which even­tu­al­ly led me to this bril­liant image of a phub­ble at the Basin Reserve

phubble!

The worlds largest soap bub­ble blown by 10 year old Mary Smith of Welling­ton who can just be seen at the bot­tom behind the bub­ble. It took her 7 hours and 38 min­utes to get it to this size before a pass­ing seag­ull flew through it and burst it. Mary was treat­ed for Hypox­ia and giv­en a lol­ly.

Bril­liant.

[Image by Mark Turn­bull]

Getting Moore for less

Fash­ion­istas may be excit­ed to know about the very tem­po­rary-look­ing Andrea Moore ‘work­room’ set up by the bus stop on Man­ners St, whose win­dows are promis­ing 50–70% off. But those who recent­ly bought a (gor­geous) Andrea Moore dress at full cost might not want to read this at all…

Bypass surgery complete. Has the patient survived?

At last, the final stage of the bypass has been opened, and the decades-long dra­ma is draw­ing to an end. The Dom­Post reports…

At 6am yes­ter­day, south­bound traf­fic was direct­ed from The Ter­race Tun­nel onto a one-way Vivian St via a new off-ramp.

At the same time, Buller and Ghuznee streets revert­ed to two-way streets.

Tran­sit New Zealand project man­ag­er Jon­nette Adams said some motorists had teething prob­lems with the new lay­out, but were most­ly cour­te­ous to each oth­er. Some “tweak­ing” of inter­sec­tion lights helped alle­vi­ate con­ges­tion on oth­er routes link­ing with the bypass.

A team of engi­neers would be on hand today to make sure things ran smooth­ly, Ms Adams said.

Tran­sit opened the north­bound sec­tion of the bypass in Decem­ber.

Mean­while, frus­trat­ed Welling­to­ni­ans are turn­ing to the Web to vent their anger at delays caused by the region’s trans­port infra­struc­ture.

Aha! Haven’t they just.

So, how was it for you?