Putting them away with JK: We attend an Event at Tuatara’s new brewery

It’s 9:50am and the glit­ter­ati of Par­a­pa­raumu are itch­ing to get they drank on. Out­side the brand-new Tuatara Brrry (or Brew­ery, as it’s known on paper), they huddle under the awn­ing to escape a rain that nev­er falls, hug­ging the out­er wall of the benighted edi­fice – hop­ing, per­haps, to osmose their way to double-vis­ion. […]

Reasons to be cheerful

Wel­ling­ton may be in the eco­nom­ic doldrums, with some prom­in­ent recent clos­ures in the hos­pit­al­ity sec­tor (some lamen­ted, such as La Met­ro­poli­t­ain; oth­ers less so, such as The Big Kumara), but plenty of new places are open­ing too. Yes­ter­day I slobbered all over Big Bad Wolf, but here’s a quick sum­mary of some oth­er open­ings. […]

ALL of the meat

The time that car­ni­vor­ous Wel­ling­to­ni­ans have been drool­fully anti­cip­at­ing has arrived: Big Bad Wolf has opened in Wake­field St. This is a char­cu­ter­ie with a loc­al twist, as their products incor­por­ate wild game anim­als along with the more famil­i­ar­pork, lamb and beef. Beasts that have giv­en their lives for a high­er pur­pose are vis­ible in […]

Need more umlauting in your October?

In 2010, hairy clas­sic rock/metal fan Dave Keyes star­ted throw­ing non-profit DressUp-Rock­­Out events and the Gods of Rock Awards at his work­place. In 2010 Wel­ling­ton Rocks’ Rock­to­ber event raised $1300 for the Can­cer Soci­ety and then in 2011 the Gods of Rock event raised $2600 to split evenly between the Can­cer Soci­ety and the Red Cross Earth­quake Appeal for Christ­ch­urch. They’re doing […]

A fundraising benefit variety show for Wellington Rape Crisis

Wel­ling­ton Rape Crisis believes that edu­ca­tion is a vital tool in the pre­ven­tion of rape and sexu­al abuse. Earli­er this year they had to cut their ser­vices by 20% because of a lack of fund­ing.  The com­munity respon­ded by donat­ing money. Though they have met their cur­rent budget short­fall thanks to a huge com­munity response […]

Pablos Art Auction 2012

Pablos Art Auc­tion – that gala high­light of the loc­al art scene – is on this Wed­nes­day night. This year it’s big­ger and bet­ter than ever and in an all-new ven­ue: Mas­sey Uni­versity’s Great Hall. If you’re a seasoned col­lect­or and art-auc­­tion attendee I expect you already have your tick­et and the date marked in […]

Review: Privatising Parts

It’s hard to come away from Privat­ising Parts without a renewed sense of optim­ism for our next step, you know, as humans. Tee­ter­ing at the brink of a new dysto­pi­an sin­gu­lar­ity for every day of the week – glob­al eco­nom­ic col­lapse, post-human obsol­es­cence, a flail­ing mass des­cent through Sartre’s naus­ea and out into hyper-Mater­­i­al­ist nihil­ism […]

Let us tell your kids where to go these holidays

The ‘ista may occa­sion­ally come across as a bunch of child-hat­ing yup­pies, but the truth is about 50% of us have kids, and we need to keep them enter­tained these hol­i­days. So we’re gonna take them to Cap­it­al E. Why? Because we want to play the old school arcade games ourselves. From build­ing mech­an­ic­al mar­vels […]

WOW 2012

It was my first time at WOW. I knew that I could expect a spec­tacle along with fant­ast­ic wear­able art but I was unpre­pared for just how delighted I’d be. The sheer exuber­ance of the per­formers, the out­land­ish designs, and the joy of the win­ning design­ers made me clap my hands in child­ish glee sev­er­al […]

Review: Serial Killers

The Gryphon’s pro­duc­tion of Seri­al Killers is a peri­od piece set in the days when instead of say­ing “You­Tube” we said “net­work tele­vi­sion,” and instead of bemoan­ing “real­ity TV” and its effects on the unwashed-at-large, we bemoaned “soap oper­as” and their see above. One assumes it’s inten­ded as ever­green com­ment­ary upon the early 2000s when […]