Their wings have not been clipped…

Last week I encour­aged Wel­ling­to­ni­ans to get out and sup­port the Phoenix as we attempt to #SaveTh­eNix Plenty of people turned up to the sta­di­um to sup­port the team, 13,654 in fact! That’s over double what the Phoenix have had at their last few home games! So: THANK YOU! It was a fant­ast­ic even­ing of foot­ball […]

The Wellington Phoenix are trying to avoid bursting into flames.

In Greek myth­o­logy, a phoenix is a long-lived bird that is cyc­lic­ally regen­er­ated or reborn, by arising from the ashes of its pre­de­cessor. In Wel­ling­ton the Phoenix are the foot­ball team that are cur­rently in a bit of poten­tial trouble. Accord­ing to some sources, a phoenix dies in a show of flames and com­bus­tion… one […]

New Zealand v. Vanuatu

1982: every month was Movember for the All Whites

Ahhh, 1982 – when every month was Movem­ber for the All Whites, and our bewhiskered team of Brit­ish ex-pats and hard-graft­ing loc­als (and Wyn­ton Rufer) took on the likes of Brazil at that year’s Foot­ball World Cup.

It’s been a long time since the All White’s graced the stage of the World Cup Finals, but, amaz­ingly enough, over the next few months there’s an (out­side) chance of the lads going ‘all the way’ again.

Since Aus­tralia has joined the Asia Con­fed­er­a­tion, the Ocean­ia group is now pretty much there for the tak­ing by the Kiwi boys. Bar­ring dis­asters like the 2006 cam­paign’s loss to the Solomon Islands, New Zea­l­and is most likely to go through and face the 5th-ranked Asi­an qual­i­fi­er (again, a pleas­ant change from pre­vi­ous qual­i­fy­ing rounds, where the Ocean­ia qual­i­fi­er would have to battle past the 5th-ranked South Amer­ic­an nation), in a home-and-away play­off for a spot in the 2010 World Cup Finals.

Giv­en the cur­rent Asi­an rank­ings, that’s most likely to be one of Saudi Ara­bia, Japan, Bahrain or Uzbek­istan – any one of whom the New Zeal­ander­’s would fancy upset­ting on a good day.

But before this can hap­pen, the All Whites need to nail down the Ocean­ia qual­i­fy­ing pool, and, to that end, you can help by head­ing down the Sta­di­um this Wed­nes­day even­ing and cheer­ing on the team to a win over Vanuatu – a win that would guar­an­tee our spot as top team in the Pacific.

New Zea­l­and v. Vanuatu
Wed­nes­day, Novem­ber 21st
West­pac Sta­di­um
Gates open at 4.30 pm.
Kick off is at 6pm.
Adults – $27
Child (15yrs and under)- $15
Fam­ily (2 adults and 2 chil­dren) – $64
Con­ces­sion (Seni­or Cit­izens 60+) -$15
Stu­dents with val­id ID – $15

Get tick­ets online at Tick­etek

Phoenix in ‘not crap’ shock

Phoenix logo

Wel­ling­ton Phoenix 3 Sydney FC 0

The Phoenix made a lot of friends on Sunday after­noon with a con­fid­ent dis­play against an out of sorts Sydney side. Rarely troubled at the back, show­ing good enter­prise and pace going for­ward, and superbly mar­shalled by the exper­i­enced Ross Aloisi in cent­ral mid­field, the Phoenix looked bet­ter than both the Rufer-era Kingz and the woe­ful Knights put togeth­er.

The offi­cial attend­ance was just over 6,000 (which is sen­sa­tion­al for a pre-sea­son match) and the organ­isers sens­ibly stuck us all on one side of the ground to help har­ness the atmo­sphere. The offi­cial site has yet to be updated with the res­ult and Stuff don’t have a match report so I’ll tell you that there were two goals for Shane Smeltz plus an own goal from an unknown Sydney play­er.

The Brazili­an num­ber 4 Cleber­son is going to be a def­in­ite crowd favour­ite – he’s a big lump of a bloke and he totally bossed the cent­ral defence, win­ning everything in the air – and com­pat­ri­ot Cor­tes looked pretty lively down the right wing.

Phoenix match tick­ets go on sale on August 13 and I’d recom­mend get­ting into them early, par­tic­u­larly as more than half the games are kid-friendly Sunday after­noon affairs and it won’t stay this cold forever.

Phoenix: Warm-up Match Moved Again

Phoenix logoThe first Wel­ling­ton Phoenix home pre-sea­son game has been moved for the second time. Ori­gin­ally announced for the Basin Reserve, at some point it was switched to New­town Park and now, accord­ing to the offi­cial site it has been moved to West­pac Sta­di­um due to “concerns that New­town Park would not have the capa­city to cope with the big crowd expected.”

Sunday at 2.00pm is kick-off time and the tick­ets are only $10 (and free for under 16s). Oppos­i­tion Sydney FC are one of the A‑League glam­our sides (former Liv­er­pool and Eng­land star Rob­bie Fowl­er was over there dis­cuss­ing terms for a move last week) and should give the Phoenix a test.

I’m gut­ted the match has been moved from the Basin as I wanted to tell the story of the last time there was a major foot­ball match there back in 1994 (maybe). The All Whites were play­ing an exhib­i­tion match against top Ger­man out­fit Wer­der Bre­men and legend Wyn­ton Rufer was going to play a half for each side. As is so often the case, far more people turned up than expec­ted and most of us were still queuing out­side when the game kicked off. Any­way, a young lady in one of the flats above the trophy shop oppos­ite decided to ease our pain a little by lift­ing her t‑shirt over her head and giv­ing us a flash. But, I’ll have to tell that story some oth­er time.

If you are a Google Cal­en­dar user you can click on the but­ton below to sub­scribe to my Wel­ling­ton Phoenix fix­tures cal­en­dar, let­ting you know when and where the lads will be play­ing each week­end so you can either get your tick­ets or set your MySky.

Wellington Phoenix FC

Gah. If the stor­ies we’re hear­ing tonight are true, then we are … under­whelmed.

Ser­i­ously, Black Star Wel­ling­ton was the bomb.

And even Wel­ling­ton City or Wel­ling­ton FC were bet­ter options.

But … “Phoenix”?

Ah well.

Update. Well, it’s offi­cial, and, hav­ing slept on it, I sup­pose it’s some­thing we can live with. At least it’s not the Wel­ling­ton Bumble­bees.

What’s in a name #1

So, per­haps the most drawn out sports decision ever to be made by an Aus­tralasi­an sport­ing body has finally been con­firmed, and a Wel­ling­ton bid has won the right field a team in Aus­trali­a’s A‑League soc­cer com­pet­i­tion.

Now all they need is a name (oh, and some play­ers, and a home ground, but let’s not men­tion that).

So, what do we think. What’s a good name for our loc­al pro­fes­sion­al foot­ball team. The guys over at the A‑League dis­cus­sion for­ums have come up with some sug­ges­tions…

  • Wel­ling­ton Wiz­ards
  • Wel­ling­ton Won­ders
  • Wel­ling­ton Wan­der­ers

…but, you know, that whole sports team allit­er­a­tion thing is a bit passé. There’s some sup­port for just con­tinu­ing the Knights (noooo!), and, like­wise, for a good old fash­ioned append­age like United, FC, or City. Today’s Dom­Post had these sug­ges­tions…

  • Wel­ling­ton Thun­der
  • Wel­ling­ton Fever
  • Wel­ling­ton Hor­nets
  • Wel­ling­ton Blast

…of which Hor­nets does­n’t ring too bad, although, do we have hor­nets in Wel­ling­ton? Surely the Wel­ling­ton Killer Bees would be more appro­pri­ate? And des­pite the enthu­si­asm of the sup­port­ers on the back page of the Dom­Post today, I don’t think ‘Fever’ is the best idea in the world – the rich poten­tial for head­line puns when things go hor­ribly wrong is just too much to con­sider.

Any oth­er thoughts?

World Cup Alter Ego: Take Two

I have happy balls!Well, our ini­tial short-list of poten­tial under-achiev­ing teams to sup­port through the World Cup has proved some­what too accur­ate: site favour­ite Hol­land wer­en’t in such Ruud health; per­son­al pick Spain went down the drain like rain on the plain; and the poor old Mex­ic­ans wave good­bye to their cup hopes for anoth­er four years.

Of the ini­tial short­l­ist, only Por­tugal remain. And of the oth­er quarter-final­ists who meet any of our cri­ter­ia (under-achiev­ers, excit­ing play­ers, errat­ic form), you can­’t con­sider the Ukraine, who are really too bor­ing by half, as are one-time win­ner Eng­land, who might have come away with our sym­pathy vote if it was­n’t for the fact they’re play­ing such dour foot­ball.

Italy, Brazil, Argen­tina and Ger­many are all mul­tiple win­ners, so that rules them out, leav­ing the oth­er one-time win­ner France as our out­side pick. They might be the go, actu­ally, as on closer ana­lys­is, they cer­tainly meet the cri­ter­ia: only the one Cup cham­pi­on­ship in 1998, but then had the form-reversal of the tour­na­ment’s his­tory when they could­n’t even score a goal in defend­ing their title at the 2002 tour­na­ment. And plenty of flash play­ers: Henry, Zizou, Saha, Vie­ira…

So, who’s it to be? Por­tugal, France…?

Wellington’s World Cup alter-ego

oh those wacky germans and their laughing balls!There’s been a bit of dis­cus­sion up here at Wel­ling­tonista Towers as to just who we should be sup­port­ing in the World Cup. We need a team with whom we Wel­ling­to­ni­ans can identi­fy with – soc­cer­’s equi­val­ent of the Hur­ricanes: a team that blows hot and cold; a team full of star names, but who inev­it­ably fall at the final hurdle; a team that are a joy to watch, but typ­ic­ally lose to more dour, joy­less sides.

To that extent, we came up with a short-list of four: Hol­land, Spain, Por­tugal and Mex­ico. All these teams have been frus­trat­ing their fans for years, mak­ing the lat­ter stages on rel­at­ively reg­u­lar occa­sions, only to lose to more meth­od­ic­al plod­ders like Ger­many or Italy, or fall­ing to the pereni­ally bril­liant Brazili­ans.

At the moment, we’re veer­ing towards Spain, partly because they’re sure to be a good source of sport­ing ups and downs, but mostly because they’re our Earth Sand­wich part­ner, and if that does­n’t count for some­thing, what does? Any votes from any­one else?

And, tell you what, there’s some ‘inter­est­ing’ hits for “World Cup” on Google image search. Keep your eyes on the ball, son!