Notional Significance: Clearing

 [See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The offramp leads me down into what, for want of a bet­ter term, I will call the heart of John­son­ville. The loc­al RSA greets me with a Bofors gun and an ad for its eponym­ous res­taur­ant (“Fam­ily Friendly Envir­on­ment”). Along with the Sal­va­tion Army, Super Liquor, a ser­vice sta­tion and […]

Erm, an antidote to Wellywood?

At the 48 Hour Film Fest this week the pines up on Mt Vic got a cer­tain amount of screen time in one video in par­tic­u­lar – the win­ner of the Best Worst cat­egory. Here the pines star again, this time as a Magic­al Forest in the latest cre­ation from the nut bars behind I […]

What year is St. Patrick’s College living in?

When I was 15,  I had my first ever pash. I was at Onslow, but my best friend’s boy­friend went to St Pat’s (Town) so one New Year’s, we got to hang out with some of the boys from there. There was a party in Strath­more, a New Year’s Count­down in a tun­nel, a Haka […]

cuckoo for caffeine

You may be wan­der­ing along the water­front later in the year when a crowd of large gen­tle­men in col­our­ful cot­ton knit shirts may ask for dir­ec­tions to some­thing called the “RWC Party Zone”. And there­fore, as a polite host want­ing only the best for guests to our city, you may dir­ect them to Cuckoo, this […]

NZ Country Blues

I’m post­ing this as I’m amused this band’s appear­ance on Good Morn­ing is lis­ted on their poster! Play­ing the San Fran Bath House tonight, $10

Two marches you might want to join

Wel­ling­to­ni­ans have two great oppor­tun­it­ies in the next couple of weeks to join import­ant causes and demon­strate that you are decent human beings. On Thursday June 9,  a march will be held through Wel­ling­ton city to help stop homo­pho­bia and trans­pho­bia on our streets. Then on Sat­urday June 25, a Slut­walk is hap­pen­ing. Queer the […]

Notional Significance: Gorge

[See all Notion­al Sig­ni­fic­ance posts] The stretch of Hutt Rd from Kaiwarawhara to Ngaur­anga is a long, dry slog through an arti­fi­cial val­ley. The west­ern side is almost nat­ur­al, covered by ten­a­cious regen­er­a­tion, but often cut, but­tressed and battered to keep the slope from fail­ing, occa­sion­ally sliced by gul­lies and roads that scrabble up to […]

Let the handmade revolution begin

Well ok it’s already star­ted, but Wel­ling­ton is mak­ing a giant leap for­ward in cel­eb­rat­ing all things you can make by hand this Queens birth­day week­end at HANDMADE 2011. Yes it’s a bold state­ment but when an event takes over Te Papa and the area around it you know it’s not just for a lark. […]

Wellywood Sign Song

Comedi­an Rob­bie Ellis – who you may remem­ber for his show-stop­ping per­form­ance of Man­ners Mall Emo Song (Buslane Through My Heart) at the 2009 TAWAs – has a new video. In reac­tion to the hugely unpop­u­lar plan by Wel­ling­ton Air­port to erect a “WELLYWOOD” sign, Rob­bie has put his feel­ings into song. Sing along!

Oh god no

Remem­ber when Wel­ling­ton Air­port, after the howls of protest and out­right mock­ery, backed off on its cringe-indu­­cing Wel­ly­wood sign idea and prom­ised to go away and think of some­thing bet­ter to cel­eb­rate our film industry? Well, they’ve had a good, long think about it, and this morn­ing’s paper announces that they’ve come up with a […]