Make a kitten smile

BadgeTasticStart count­ing your coins people, because Craft2.0 hits the Hutt in four days. For those of you who can­’t count, that’s this Sat­urday March 17th aka St Paddy’s Day.

The fair kicks off at 11am with the first 200 people scor­ing a Craft2.0 bag of awe­some­ness full things like:

  • The Craft2.0 Poster
  • Badges from Super­Very
  • Baby­li­cious candy and dis­count vouch­ers
  • The latest Idea­log – whose con­trib­ut­ors include Craft2.0’s most favor­ite blog­ger
  • Dis­count Vouch­ers for Beck­on
  • A sur­prise from Reka Cafe
  • Big Bang bal­loons
  • K‑bars!!!!
  • Your very own per­son­al lep­re­chaun.

And just for Wel­ling­tonista music fans, here’s the band sched­ule:

And did I men­tion there were crafts, loads and loads and loads of crafts all for sale? Just loads, people!

Just quietly my know­ledge of Craft2.0 is so vast you’d almost think I was one of the two crafty divas mak­ing it hap­pen.

Oh wait 😉

Note: all Craft2.0 Lep­re­chauns are invis­ible to human eyes

Not-so Breaking News

stolen from flickr

  • Tupelo has moved its beer menu to all boutique styles, with only Heinek­en remain­ing on its menu as a main­stream drop. They also have the very tasty Nel­son Bays Gold and Nel­son Bays Pils­ner on tap, with (classy glass) jugs for just $10.
  • Mean­while the Wel­ling­tonista’s semi-tiki bar of choice, Imbibe is now offer­ing brunch on Fri­day-Sunday. While there was no obvi­ously dis­played menu on the win­dows, the people sit­ting con­ten­tedly in the sun appeared to be tuck­ing in to large plates of eggs. Hope­fully they’ll have more on offer for those of us less eggily inclined, because it’s a gor­geous space and looks very nice and chilled out for a hangover break­fast.
  • And finally, the Domin­ion Post can as usu­al be relied on to run front-page stor­ies about the weath­er in exact reverse of what’s going on that day, so today’s rain brings a ‘Drought!’ cov­er story. Hur­rah!

[photo by AndrewNZ]

We ask: why are you here?

The Wel­ling­tonista would like to know why so many god­damn black-legged jelly­fish decided to hang out at Lyall Bay over the week­end. Sure, it was hot, and swim­ming was a great idea, but for me, not for you creepy wobbly things! And it did­n’t make a dif­fer­ence how calm it was on Sat­urday and how wavey it was on Sunday – you were still there! Bas­tards. It ‘s not like you were put on Earth first or any­thing, and yet you act like you own the place…

Borders: opening Thursday

As Tom noted back in Octo­ber, the north­ern por­tion of Cap­it­al on the Quay is to become a Bor­ders’. Ima­gine a book­store with a giant foot­print, a café inside, and pos­sibly the largest range of stock in town. That might well be what we’re get­ting.

Borders windowSev­er­al months later it seems the the work is just about com­plete, and earli­er this week a sign appeared in the win­dow: open­ing is to be 8:00am this Thursday 15th.

At the Wel­ling­tonista we’ve been keenly await­ing the open­ing: prob­ably more because we are hop­ing for some great open­ing bar­gains than any­thing else (not that we actu­ally know any­thing – please com­ment if you do).

Around the water­cool­er though, there’s been a bit of dis­cus­sion about Bor­ders’ entry into the Wel­ling­ton book retail mar­ket: will it be good, or bad for the book-lov­ing pub­lic?

Exper­i­ence of the Auck­land store var­ied: one of us felt that although the ini­tial stock on open­ing was broad enough to have people hyper­vent­il­at­ing (three dif­fer­ent edi­tions of “Fin­neg­an’s Wake” – a bench­mark by which any book-store, ‑chain, or even soci­ety can be meas­ured he said, misty-eyed with remem­brance), over time it seemed to become less diverse.

But a couple of the oth­ers have found the Auck­land store to be pretty good actu­ally, beat­ing out even Unity in some areas (post-mod­ern Amer­ic­an poetry, any­one?), and that the range avail­able is huge.

At this point, the concept of The Long Tail made its way into the increas­ingly thick soup of the con­ver­sa­tion. The idea applied in this case being that Bor­ders’ can gen­er­ate volume and make money by selling one or two cop­ies of many many dif­fer­ent titles rather than flog­ging large num­bers of just a few very pop­u­lar titles. Which may bode ill for for our favour­ite small-but-more-spe­cial­ised book­shops else­where in town: Unity, Vic Books, Par­sons, and even Dymocks all have their adher­ents up here in Wel­ling­tonista towers. It’s hard to say how it’s going to pan out: maybe Bor­ders’ won’t, or can­’t com­pete against the inde­pend­ents, crimp­ing the Quay’s oth­er book megastore pre­tend­er Whit­coulls instead… or maybe not.

St Michael’s & Kelburn Village Fair – March 10 from 10am

St Michael'sThe St Michael’s & Kel­burn Vil­lage Fair is on tomor­row at 10am.

This will be the first one I’ve man­aged to catch, so I can­’t regale you with tales of past exper­i­ences, but I can prom­ise you stalls, home bak­ing, junk/treasure, and prob­ably an awful lot of very out of date 2nd hand uni­ver­sity text books.

There may also be fire eat­ers, dan­cing, dan­cing girls, dan­cing bears, acrobats & tightrope walk­ers. I dunno, but I’m hop­ing.

And of course, the very attract­ive res­id­ents of Kel­burn.

And her own­er.

Hi, and Pandit Shiv Kumar Sharma

Hi. I’m new here. Usu­ally I burble sporad­ic­ally and semi-coher­ently on Drinks-After-Work; I’m look­ing for­ward to the chal­lenge of step­ping up to the plate and mak­ing sense most of the time.

Posters for this went up last night (sorry for the stink image – I can­’t find any­thing on the web so far):

Pan­dit Shiv Kumar Sharma is the pion­eer of the Kash­miri san­toor (Indi­an hammered dul­ci­mer) and was (heh) instru­ment­al in it’s accept­ance into the hal­lowed pan­theon of Indi­an clas­sic­al music (read about it). At 69 he is the acknow­ledged mas­ter of san­toor; indeed he is vir­tu­ally syn­onym­ous with it. Using a 100-string san­toor in chro­mat­ic arrange­ment Sharma cre­ates com­plex webs of beau­ti­ful, eth­er­e­al, shim­mer­ing sound, mount­ing impro­visa­tion with­in impro­visa­tion with­in the raga form, cli­max­ing in furi­ous blo­wouts with fiery tabla vir­tu­osos and fren­zied, ecstat­ic glis­sando.

He’s real good. His album Sampra­daya is one of my favour­ite Indi­an clas­sic­al record­ings of all time. And with his debut in 1997 (also on san­toor), Sharma’s son and dis­ciple Rahul became the third part of an excep­tion­al pan-gen­er­a­tion­al san­toor tri­um­vir­ate. Both Sharma’s are play­ing at St Mary of the Angels on Wed­nes­day the 14th of March – pre­sum­ably on their way to WOMAD – with Yogesh Sam­si on the tabla. They will play in an excit­ing Jugalbhansdi style. Book­ings from Tick­etek.

Party Like It’s 1971 presents: Motorik

A DJ-event at The Mighty Mighty in Cuba Mall, fea­tur­ing DJ Kapit­an Krautrock and DJ Name play­ing pro­gress­ive Ger­man music from the ’60s, ’70s, and ’80s…

This event is part of the Ber­lin Bon­anza at The Mighty Mighty in March.

Webstock Mini

Web­stock Mini was last night, and for those that wer­en’t there: sorry. You missed out on a treat.

There was a room full of smart, cool, clev­er and pas­sion­ate people; a couple of very inter­est­ing head­line speak­ers: Rod Drury on User Centred Design as applied to both After­mail and Xero.com; and Peter Gut­mann on the ludicrous but for real Copy­right Amend­ment Bill [PDF, 1.4Mb] (get sub­mit­ting – there’s a couple days left); and later, ten oth­ers for two minutes each on “How the Inter­net changed my life”, inter­preted rather loosely but very enter­tain­ingly.

We were there too: or more cor­rectly 40% of the Wel­ling­tonista col­lect­ive (because you can­’t be called a Wel­ling­tonista and not belong to a col­lect­ive, right? It goes with the faux left-wing chic of our name, you know). And we had lots to think about. Espe­cially the one of us that was speak­ing.

Oth­ers have already writ­ten about last night in a much more struc­tured way. Rather than rein­vent the wheel, we’ll link to them instead.

Phewf, that was easy. And a good use of the inter­net, too.

And then we’ll resort to namecheck­ing Wil­li­am Bur­roughs as a pathet­ic excuse for dump­ing the pooled thoughts of this 40% ran­domly as fol­lows:

Online to On the Wall

We all know that Wel­ling­ton is a great place to take pho­tos: its nat­ur­al beauty, pub­lic art, lively street life and eclect­ic archi­tec­ture all con­trib­ute to a visu­ally stim­u­lat­ing city. The busy Flickr-ers of the Wel­ling­ton Flickr group know this, and they’ve decided to take their best pho­tos into the real world.

Online to On the Wall poster

Online to On the Wall” opens at the Para­mount Theatre tomor­row night at 6pm, and runs until the 28th of March.

MySpace Freebies hit Wellington

Back in Feb those lucky Auck­land MySpace people had the chance to check out Ever­more for Free.

Well Wel­ling­ton, our time has come and it’s a good­ie. If you are a MySpace mem­ber just add The Black Cur­tain to your MySpace friends and you’ll be told the secret squir­rel loc­a­tion of the free screen­ing of Hot­Fuzz this Fri­day.

Why Go?
Well, to start it’s free.
To fol­low it’s by the geni­us minds behind Shaun of the Dead
To con­tin­ue you get a spe­cial appear­ance & intro­duc­tion by Peter Jack­son.
If that’s not enough – it’s free, people!

My only hope is that Simon Pegg is as funny in per­son now as he was when he was in Wel­ling­ton for the Laugh Fest­iv­al back in the deep dark ’90s.