Awful Orpheus

[Con­tent note for miso­gyn­ist, racist and homo­phobic lan­guage] It’s not often that I’ll go out of my way to write bad things about a hos­pit­al­ity busi­ness, unless it’s a paid review­ing gig and the place is hope­lessly dread­ful. But I’ll make an excep­tion when the exper­i­ence is act­ively repug­nant and based upon a fun­da­ment­ally flawed concept. […]

Eat. Drink. Power. People. Pods

Our Kris has been doing an AMAZING job with all her theatre reviews, while the rest of us slack off, so let me attempt to put that slightly more in bal­ance with one post about all the things I’ve been mean­ing to write about forever. Eat / Drink / Power / People / Pods Jano. Go […]

Webstock 2016: Wednesday Warmup with the Wellingtonista

It’s that spe­cial time again! For the sixth year not quite in a row, we’d like to invite you to come and have a drink with us before the Web­stock con­fer­ence. You know the deal with this by now – it’s not an offi­cial Web­stock event but they like us, and it IS an offi­cial […]

You’re Go(at)ing Straight To HELL

Goat isn’t a com­mon menu option here in New Zea­l­and, per­haps some­times in curry and almost cer­tainly nev­er before seen atop bread sur­roun­ded by crumbled tor­til­las and lime wedges. But that is now what you can find at HELL Pizza. The good people at La Boca Loca, the ones that are a Con­scious Con­sumers Busi­ness […]

Their wings have not been clipped…

Last week I encour­aged Wel­ling­to­ni­ans to get out and sup­port the Phoenix as we attempt to #SaveTh­eNix Plenty of people turned up to the sta­di­um to sup­port the team, 13,654 in fact! That’s over double what the Phoenix have had at their last few home games! So: THANK YOU! It was a fant­ast­ic even­ing of foot­ball […]

The Wellington Phoenix are trying to avoid bursting into flames.

In Greek myth­o­logy, a phoenix is a long-lived bird that is cyc­lic­ally regen­er­ated or reborn, by arising from the ashes of its pre­de­cessor. In Wel­ling­ton the Phoenix are the foot­ball team that are cur­rently in a bit of poten­tial trouble. Accord­ing to some sources, a phoenix dies in a show of flames and com­bus­tion… one […]

Karmageddonit

Any­one who refers to bur­gers as “dude food” clearly has nev­er had their uter­us scream­ing at them for meat before. Accord­ingly, I was bloody happy to be invited along to the launch of the Karmaged­don bur­ger – Karma Col­a’s col­lab­or­a­tion with Grill Meets Beer. The Karmaged­don bur­ger is made with Karma Cola braised pulled pork, […]

Music to brew your beer to

Wel­ling­ton on a Plate is well known for its exquis­ite din­ing, incred­ible bur­gers and inter­est­ing events and this year San Fran are put­ting on a fant­ast­ic series. Music2Brew2 brings togeth­er three Wel­ling­ton brew­er­ies who have been brew­ing under the influ­ence. Inspired by three Wel­ling­ton bands Pan­head, Gar­age Pro­ject and Tuatara have all brewed a beer that […]

WOAP: those doughnuts

The dough­nut popup web page said Wed­nes­day! Leeds Street Bakery! Rhu­barb and cream! Salted car­a­mel and bacon! Chocol­ate and hazel­nut! This all soun­ded pretty prom­ising. So I circled the day on the cal­en­dar and wondered. Would the dough­nuts be iron­ic­ally Simpsonesque, or would they be inspired by Portland’s finest? This morn­ing, hav­ing heard the popup […]

WOAP: Dining through the Decades

This is going to sound a bit silly, but I choose my Wel­ling­ton on a Plate events look­ing for value for money.  The silly part, obvi­ously, is that no one needs to drop over a hun­dred dol­lars a head on din­ner, but if you’re look­ing to have a degust­a­tion and matched wines, you’re going to spend […]