Awful Orpheus

[Con­tent note for misog­y­nist, racist and homo­pho­bic lan­guage] It’s not often that I’ll go out of my way to write bad things about a hos­pi­tal­i­ty busi­ness, unless it’s a paid review­ing gig and the place is hope­less­ly dread­ful. But I’ll make an excep­tion when the expe­ri­ence is active­ly repug­nant and based upon a fun­da­men­tal­ly flawed con­cept. […]

Eat. Drink. Power. People. Pods

Our Kris has been doing an AMAZING job with all her the­atre reviews, while the rest of us slack off, so let me attempt to put that slight­ly more in bal­ance with one post about all the things I’ve been mean­ing to write about for­ev­er. Eat / Drink / Pow­er / Peo­ple / Pods Jano. Go […]

Webstock 2016: Wednesday Warmup with the Wellingtonista

It’s that spe­cial time again! For the sixth year not quite in a row, we’d like to invite you to come and have a drink with us before the Web­stock con­fer­ence. You know the deal with this by now — it’s not an offi­cial Web­stock event but they like us, and it IS an offi­cial […]

You’re Go(at)ing Straight To HELL

Goat isn’t a com­mon menu option here in New Zealand, per­haps some­times in cur­ry and almost cer­tain­ly nev­er before seen atop bread sur­round­ed by crum­bled tor­tillas and lime wedges. But that is now what you can find at HELL Piz­za. The good peo­ple at La Boca Loca, the ones that are a Con­scious Con­sumers Busi­ness […]

Their wings have not been clipped…

Last week I encour­aged Welling­to­ni­ans to get out and sup­port the Phoenix as we attempt to #SaveTheNix Plen­ty of peo­ple turned up to the sta­di­um to sup­port the team, 13,654 in fact! That’s over dou­ble what the Phoenix have had at their last few home games! So: THANK YOU! It was a fan­tas­tic evening of foot­ball […]

The Wellington Phoenix are trying to avoid bursting into flames.

In Greek mythol­o­gy, a phoenix is a long-lived bird that is cycli­cal­ly regen­er­at­ed or reborn, by aris­ing from the ash­es of its pre­de­ces­sor. In Welling­ton the Phoenix are the foot­ball team that are cur­rent­ly in a bit of poten­tial trou­ble. Accord­ing to some sources, a phoenix dies in a show of flames and com­bus­tion… one […]

Karmageddonit

Any­one who refers to burg­ers as “dude food” clear­ly has nev­er had their uterus scream­ing at them for meat before. Accord­ing­ly, I was bloody hap­py to be invit­ed along to the launch of the Kar­maged­don burg­er — Kar­ma Cola’s col­lab­o­ra­tion with Grill Meets Beer. The Kar­maged­don burg­er is made with Kar­ma Cola braised pulled pork, […]

Music to brew your beer to

Welling­ton on a Plate is well known for its exquis­ite din­ing, incred­i­ble burg­ers and inter­est­ing events and this year San Fran are putting on a fan­tas­tic series. Music2Brew2 brings togeth­er three Welling­ton brew­eries who have been brew­ing under the influ­ence. Inspired by three Welling­ton bands Pan­head, Garage Project and Tuatara have all brewed a beer that […]

WOAP: those doughnuts

The dough­nut pop­up web page said Wednes­day! Leeds Street Bak­ery! Rhubarb and cream! Salt­ed caramel and bacon! Choco­late and hazel­nut! This all sound­ed pret­ty promis­ing. So I cir­cled the day on the cal­en­dar and won­dered. Would the dough­nuts be iron­i­cal­ly Simp­sonesque, or would they be inspired by Port­land’s finest? This morn­ing, hav­ing heard the pop­up […]

WOAP: Dining through the Decades

This is going to sound a bit sil­ly, but I choose my Welling­ton on a Plate events look­ing for val­ue for mon­ey.  The sil­ly part, obvi­ous­ly, is that no one needs to drop over a hun­dred dol­lars a head on din­ner, but if you’re look­ing to have a degus­ta­tion and matched wines, you’re going to spend […]